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Posted: 3/25/2014 5:16:59 AM EDT
I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:

"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."

Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.
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I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:



"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."



Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.
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And yet he still pulls more tail in a week than I have in my life.

 
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:21:05 AM EDT
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Yea he had a 20 something girl on his arm.  Honestly she didn't look bad, but seemed as air headed as you would expect a 25 year old girl handing on to a 60 year old guy would be.  I wouldn't trade a room full of "her" for my 50 YO wife.


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I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:

"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."

Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.
And yet he still pulls more tail in a week than I have in my life.  

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I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:

"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."

Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.
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Cause he is old and creepy
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:23:04 AM EDT
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Yes this....lucky old bastard.
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I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:

"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."

Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.
And yet he still pulls more tail in a week than I have in my life.  

Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:23:54 AM EDT
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He was on Top Gear as a guest, and seemed rather normal when he spoke, seemed like a good guy. His dress and grooming, however, were a bit out there.....black nail polish, frilly shirt, etc.

Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:29:10 AM EDT
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I've seen pictures of his feet.
TMZ did a bit on it. Youtube has the clips.
His toes look like they were smashed sideways in a vise and kept that way till they heeled.
Both feet look like monkey knots.

"Yeah Yeah, life on the road" he said.

I don't know how he walks on them.
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:34:09 AM EDT
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Yea he had a 20 something girl on his arm.  Honestly she didn't look bad, but seemed as air headed as you would expect a 25 year old girl handing on to a 60 year old guy would be.  I wouldn't trade a room full of "her" for my 50 YO wife.



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Yea he had a 20 something girl on his arm.  Honestly she didn't look bad, but seemed as air headed as you would expect a 25 year old girl handing on to a 60 year old guy would be.  I wouldn't trade a room full of "her" for my 50 YO wife.


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I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:

"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."

Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.
And yet he still pulls more tail in a week than I have in my life.  



trade? no.  rent for a day?  maybe
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:39:22 AM EDT
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I've seen pictures of his feet.
TMZ did a bit on it. Youtube has the clips.
His toes look like they were smashed sideways in a vise and kept that way till they heeled.
Both feet look like monkey knots.

"Yeah Yeah, life on the road" he said.

I don't know how he walks on them.
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W t fuck

Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:40:51 AM EDT
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Was there a syringe full of heroin visibly sticking out of him?
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YEAH BUDABAABABABAAA
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:49:58 AM EDT
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I ran into him in "89 when I was 14.It was in a small boutique store below the Boston area.I followed him around for a bit in shock,he looked at me nodded and smiled.I did the same back and it made my day at the time .
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:51:04 AM EDT
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Odd about his feet.

On Top Gear there was a photo of him next to some super-exotic U.S. car, and he was wearing sandals and socks. I wonder if that has to do with his tree-climbing feet condition.
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:53:41 AM EDT
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Did he accidentally put his spandex covered man-bulge on you?
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Get out of the 80's man.



 
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:54:51 AM EDT
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I saw him at the Atlantis about 10 years ago. Rode down in the elevator with with him (haha...). He was just standing in the corner of the elevator in his own little world, playing air drums. He had one of the Bahamian hotel "security" guys with him in the white pith helmet hat.
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He had botoxed lips before botox was invented.
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I've seen pictures of his feet.
TMZ did a bit on it. Youtube has the clips.
His toes look like they were smashed sideways in a vise and kept that way till they heeled.
Both feet look like monkey knots.

"Yeah Yeah, life on the road" he said.

I don't know how he walks on them.


W t fuck

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/06/article-2258070-16C80FCA000005DC-78_306x232.jpg



Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:55:32 AM EDT
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Cause he is old and creepy
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I was flying back home Sunday and Seven Tyler (from Aerosmith) was standing next to me in the people mover at Dulles airport. I got a kick out of my 14 YO son's comment:

"I knew he was either rich, or a hobo because of the way he dressed."

Tyler looked like one of the zombies in the walking dead; old and creepy.


Cause he is old and creepy


This. I got to hang out with him when he was young(er) and creepy.
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 5:56:22 AM EDT
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And up comes the ol breakfast...








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I have a strange Liv Tyler boner right now.
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Yeah, he's never really been a looker.

 
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Two things I'd love to know:

 



1. What the hell kind of footwear do you need to wear, and for how long, to cause that?

2. Nail polish?
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:01:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:04:01 AM EDT
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You'd think that a guy with that kind of money could have had surgery to fix his jacked up feet. Maybe he just doesn't care, or it's part of his schtick at this point.
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He bought/built a home near where I grew up and my mother used to run into him from time to time at the post office.

The first time she saw him she thought he was a derelict and asked the postmistress about him. When she found out who he was she was friendly toward him.

Seeing mom had lived in the neighborhood since Jesus wore knickers every so often Tyler would ask her to dish up the dirt on the neighborhood.  

Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:06:46 AM EDT
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I've seen pictures of his feet.
TMZ did a bit on it. Youtube has the clips.
His toes look like they were smashed sideways in a vise and kept that way till they heeled.
Both feet look like monkey knots.

"Yeah Yeah, life on the road" he said.

I don't know how he walks on them.


W t fuck

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/06/article-2258070-16C80FCA000005DC-78_306x232.jpg


Holy shitstorm. Monkey knots is about right.
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http://www.celebritydiagnosis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steven-tylers-feet.jpg


Two things I'd love to know:  

1. What the hell kind of footwear do you need to wear, and for how long, to cause that?
2. Nail polish?
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http://www.celebritydiagnosis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steven-tylers-feet.jpg


Two things I'd love to know:  

1. What the hell kind of footwear do you need to wear, and for how long, to cause that?
2. Nail polish?


Maybe he grew up dirt poor and his parents made him wear hand me down shoes from his sister.
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:08:59 AM EDT
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He seems like he might be an alright guy.

Those toes must hurt like hell from time to time.  I bet he has bad arthritis.
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:10:53 AM EDT
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Maybe it was Brad Keselowski?

 
Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:14:02 AM EDT
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If my feet looked like that I don't think I'd wear nail polish, and blue at that, to call even more attention to them...



Edit - Apparently, he has Morton's neuroma. Don't know anything about it.







Link Posted: 3/25/2014 6:16:52 AM EDT
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Steven Tyler and Joe Perry are both life-long conservatives. They are both surprisingly down to Earth guys.
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