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Posted: 3/24/2014 4:12:22 PM
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Announced Monday, Warnog is the product of a partnership between CBS Consumer Products and the Federation of Beer, brewed by Tin Man Brewing Company of Evansville, Indiana. The beer's flavor draws from blending rye malt with a traditional clove character, creating what CBS calls "a bold beer suited for the harsh Klingon lifestyle."

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If it doesn't have blood in it, it ain't proper War Nog.
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OP? When they had that trek thing in Vegas, they had a blue beer called Romulan Ale.

Everyone agreed that it was the most vile thing they'd ever tasted. A weak lager with a dye aftertaste. Don't get your hopes up.
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Posted: 3/24/2014 4:32:01 PM
Nog is a young Ferengi boy, this makes no sense at all!
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Posted: 3/24/2014 4:35:33 PM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Mr-L:
Nog is a young Ferengi boy, this makes no sense at all!


That explains why Jake wanted to be friends with him at least.... tapping the old warnog keg eh?
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Posted: 3/24/2014 4:40:42 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS) has libtards.
Real chili has no beans OR meat!

Guns: Less deadly than Time Lords.

I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
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Posted: 3/24/2014 4:42:17 PM
I will stick with my Blood Wine thanks
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By BigPony:
I will stick with my Blood Wine thanks


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I called it earlier on the brewing forum: Worf's Warrior Prune Porter.....
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Ahh, fermented blood is the only way to make a true Klingon Warnog.
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Posted: 3/24/2014 5:03:26 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY
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I want them to partner with Starbucks and start selling Rakht-agino. Cardassian Kanaar, not so much. That looked nasty.

Romulan Ale on the other hand..........
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY



What are they gonna make Ketrusel White out of? We've already got Old Dominion Ale. Who knew the shape shifters infiltrated Virginia???
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Posted: 3/24/2014 5:09:38 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek

BSG > both
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY


Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possibly one of the best characters of all time.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CitizenQ:
Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY


Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possible one of the best characters of all time.


The king of moral ambiguity. Well done development between him and Odo.I see GD as a sort of mix of the two characters.
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Posted: 3/24/2014 5:18:57 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


Didn't you have a thread on Ambien once?


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By HRomberg:
Originally Posted By CitizenQ:
Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY


Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possible one of the best characters of all time.


The king of moral ambiguity. Well done development between him and Odo.I see GD as a sort of mix of the two characters.



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Posted: 3/24/2014 5:26:44 PM
No bloodwine?
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Posted: 3/24/2014 6:01:32 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY


True, I'll give DS9 a pass cos they actually had some personality in the characters. But TOS still rules them all. TNG however is libtardville.
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Posted: 3/24/2014 6:03:08 PM
Prune Juice - a warrior's drink!
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Posted: 3/24/2014 8:26:34 PM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Alien:
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Star Wars > Star Trek

BSG > both


so say we all.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By AgeOne:
Originally Posted By Alien:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek

BSG > both


so say we all.

Frack that.

This has all happened before whining......Come on. The only decent character was the Starbuck chick (and maybe boomer cause she was so cute). If ST had good looking women (and it mostly doesn't) it'd be no contest. Just one enemy and it's.......Robots?
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So they put overpriced prune juice in a fancy can.


Edit: In the episode where Khaless returns, Worf serves Khaless prune juice but calls it War Nog.
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So now we have Egg Nog and Klingon WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr Nog.
Ok then.
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"It's been a hard day: the microwave broke and left your Hot Pockets half frozen, your mom still isn't done with your costume for LARPstock,
and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.
It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.
So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By runcible:
"It's been a hard day: the microwave broke and left your Hot Pockets half frozen, your mom still isn't done with your costume for LARPstock,
and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.
It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.
So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By runcible:
"It's been a hard day: the microwave broke and left your Hot Pockets half frozen, your mom still isn't done with your costume for LARPstock,
and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.
It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.
So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."


It was right then, that the curved tip of a Bat'leth seemed to sprout from runcible's adam's apple. A single drop of bright red blood, dangled absurdly from the point, wiggling and glittering in the light as runcible's legs quivered, the nerve impulses reflecting back down his severed spinal cord holding him strangely up despite being dead. A gurgling sound came from him as the muscles in his face relaxed its expression of surprise into slackness, and he collapsed.

You see Timmy the T'arg Fucker, as he was known in gaming circles, had heard his words of blasphemy, and there was only so much mocking a warrior such as he could take. Pa'Tahk!, Timmy spat at his crumpled foe, and turned his morbidly obese bulk slowly back towards his custom steel mug of "blood wine" Hawaiian Punch. The room fell silent, except for his heavy breathing, as he fumbled for his inhaler........
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By runcible:
"It's been a hard day: the microwave broke and left your Hot Pockets half frozen, your mom still isn't done with your costume for LARPstock,
and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.
It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.
So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."
lol
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Is this now a fan fiction thread?
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star trek is fucking retarded
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CitizenQ:
Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
Originally Posted By geekz0r:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek


True. Star Was has men. Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.


FIFY


Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possibly one of the best characters of all time.


TNG touched on the fact that only the core Federation worlds were perfect socialist utopias. Some backwater colonies like Tasha Yar's planet were basically Somalia with lasers.
I mean if this goes tits up...
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DragoMuseveni:
So they put overpriced prune juice in a fancy can.


Edit: In the episode where Khaless returns, Worf serves Khaless prune juice but calls it War Nog.

He wouldn't have served him prune juice. It was a drink that Kahless would have been familiar with on the Klingon homeworld over 1000 years ago.
Worf apologized for it not tasting right from a replicator, and then later mentioned Kahless not remembering how it was supposed to taste as being additional evidence that he wasn't the real Kahless.
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star trek is fucking retarded
you're retarded

See what I did there? I turned it AROUND on you.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Alien:
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Star Wars > Star Trek

BSG > both


Firefly > all 3
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By raven:
Announced Monday, Warnog is the product of a partnership between CBS Consumer Products and the Federation of Beer, brewed by Tin Man Brewing Company of Evansville, Indiana. The beer's flavor draws from blending rye malt with a traditional clove character, creating what CBS calls "a bold beer suited for the harsh Klingon lifestyle."

You know with a line like that is has to be rank.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
Originally Posted By Alien:
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Star Wars > Star Trek

BSG > both


Firefly > all 3
Babylon 5 > all
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WTF? I just had runcible get killed off by a fat asthmatic trekkie and nobody has a problem with that? Some sense of esprit de corps we got here. More like esprit de corpse.
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WTF? I just had runcible get killed off by a fat asthmatic trekkie and nobody has a problem with that? Some sense of esprit de corps we got here. More like esprit de corpse.


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WTF? I just had runcible get killed off by a fat asthmatic trekkie and nobody has a problem with that? Some sense of esprit de corps we got here. More like esprit de corpse.

I was masturbating, is that not an appropriate response?
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Originally Posted By HRomberg:
WTF? I just had runcible get killed off by a fat asthmatic trekkie and nobody has a problem with that? Some sense of esprit de corps we got here. More like esprit de corpse.

I was masturbating, is that not an appropriate response?

Oddly enough, I suppose it is. This is fan fic we're talking about, although Eeewwwww.
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