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If the napkin won't wipe, your claim is made of tripe.



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Who_Me:
Judge should rule in his favor and order McDonald's to give him one more napkin.


Plus the bill for all legal fees and court costs.
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Case dismissed.

Plaintiff will pay XXXX thousand dollars in court costs.

Next.
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Case dismissed.

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Danj:
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Case dismissed.

Plaintiff will pay XXXX thousand dollars in court costs.

Next.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By gym007:
McDonalds has made a new golden arch enemy -- a California man is suing the company for $1.5 MILLION ... because he says he only got ONE NAPKIN with his meal.

Webster Lucas claims he was stiffed on napkins at the Mickey D's in Pacoima, CA on January 29th -- after ordering a Quarter Pounder Deluxe -- and when he went up to the counter to ask for more, he was rudely rebuffed by the manager ... who insisted he already got some.

According to his lawsuit, Lucas -- who is black -- then retorted, "I should have went to eat at the Jack-in-the-Box because I didn't come here to argue over napkins. I came here to eat."

That's when Lucas says things got racist -- claiming the manager (a Mexican-American) mumbled something about "you people."


Lucas subsequently emailed the general manager to complain -- insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return.

Lucas wants to super size instead -- $1.5 million.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/27/mcdonalds-webster-lucas-napkin-lawsuit/#ixzz2ua1tHb00


That was predictable....

BTW, McDonald's really does have a black website, so they *are* racist, but not in the way that guy claims.
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Some black people are really way overy "touchy" about shit. Some are not. Same with homosexuals.
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What attorney would take that case?



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What attorney would take that case?



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:
Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.

If I remember, she was holding the cup between her legs with the lid off while driving, trying to mix in creamer or sugar.

I don't know about you, but if I tried to hold a fresh cup of coffee in my crotch with the lid removed in a moving vehicle, I'd blame myself if I got burned.

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HAHA! Thats funny... Coffee burns, anyone?
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HAHA! Thats funny... Coffee burns, anyone?

Without a warning on the cup, how are we to know it's hot enough to burn us?


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Dana1972:
Originally Posted By gym007:
McDonalds has made a new golden arch enemy -- a California man is suing the company for $1.5 MILLION ... because he says he only got ONE NAPKIN with his meal.

Webster Lucas claims he was stiffed on napkins at the Mickey D's in Pacoima, CA on January 29th -- after ordering a Quarter Pounder Deluxe -- and when he went up to the counter to ask for more, he was rudely rebuffed by the manager ... who insisted he already got some.

According to his lawsuit, Lucas -- who is black -- then retorted, "I should have went to eat at the Jack-in-the-Box because I didn't come here to argue over napkins. I came here to eat."

That's when Lucas says things got racist -- claiming the manager (a Mexican-American) mumbled something about "you people."


Lucas subsequently emailed the general manager to complain -- insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return.

Lucas wants to super size instead -- $1.5 million.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/27/mcdonalds-webster-lucas-napkin-lawsuit/#ixzz2ua1tHb00



What attorney would take that case?


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:
Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.



After seeing her injuries on a different website, she deserved every dime.
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Lucas actually has a job? I doubt it.
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It's a good thing the manager didn't throw a napkin at him, that's a hate crime felony in California and the customer would be within his rights to
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It's a good thing the manager didn't throw a napkin at him, that's a hate crime felony in California and the customer would be within his rights to
shoot him

It's important to remember that if you're going to hit someone with a napkin, make sure they aren't black.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By perpetual_fng:
Originally Posted By gym007:
McDonalds has made a new golden arch enemy -- a California man is suing the company for $1.5 MILLION ... because he says he only got ONE NAPKIN with his meal.

Webster Lucas claims he was stiffed on napkins at the Mickey D's in Pacoima, CA on January 29th -- after ordering a Quarter Pounder Deluxe -- and when he went up to the counter to ask for more, he was rudely rebuffed by the manager ... who insisted he already got some.

According to his lawsuit, Lucas -- who is black -- then retorted, "I should have went to eat at the Jack-in-the-Box because I didn't come here to argue over napkins. I came here to eat."

That's when Lucas says things got racist -- claiming the manager (a Mexican-American) mumbled something about "you people."


Lucas subsequently emailed the general manager to complain -- insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return.

Lucas wants to super size instead -- $1.5 million.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/27/mcdonalds-webster-lucas-napkin-lawsuit/#ixzz2ua1tHb00


That was predictable....

BTW, McDonald's really does have a black website, so they *are* racist, but not in the way that guy claims.

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It's a good thing the manager didn't throw a napkin at him, that's a hate crime felony in California and the customer would be within his rights to
shoot him



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[Jump To Reply] insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return.

If you're that much of a fuckup, might as well just kill yourself. You aren't going to be doing anything valuable anyway.
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Judge should rule in his favor and order McDonald's to give him one more napkin.




This and ban him from all McDonald restaurants
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They do seem have this thing where they only give one or two napkins, no matter what you order. On the rare occasions I eat McDonald's, I always ask for extra napkins. They still hand over one or two. Finally, I went through with my daughter after school one day. She wanted a drink and some fries. Same thing.
I asked the drive thru halfwit for extra napkins. She handed me two. I told her, that's too many. I only need half that many, and handed one back to her. She took it back, but then didn't seem to know what to do with it. My daughter thought it was the funniest thing she ever saw, and loves to tell that story.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By whiskerz:
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Judge should rule in his favor and order McDonald's to give him one more napkin.




This and ban him from all McDonald restaurants

That would be a favorable judgement for the plaintiff.
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I wouldn't be opposed to a judge walking down to the man, slapping him across the face and ruling in McD's favor.


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Originally Posted By whiskerz:
Originally Posted By Who_Me:
Judge should rule in his favor and order McDonald's to give him one more napkin.




This and ban him from all McDonald restaurants

That would be a favorable judgement for the plaintiff.




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Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.



After seeing her injuries on a different website, she deserved every dime.


Yeah, the herp and derp about this case in GD typically never fails through the years.
It was proved in court McDs. brewed their crappy, cheap beans 30-35 degrees hotter than recommended to extract max profit from them. McDonald's also knew that the extra profit would offset the occasional awards for 3rd degree burns caused by their willful negligence and resulting lawsuits. IIRC, they initially offered her about $800. Also the usual claims of the "millions " she got was actually a fraction of the $400K +/- judgement after the lawyers took their cut.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Powderfinger:
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Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:
Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.



After seeing her injuries on a different website, she deserved every dime.


Yeah, the herp and derp about this case in GD typically never fails through the years.
It was proved in court McDs. brewed their crappy, cheap beans 30-35 degrees hotter than recommended to extract max profit from them. McDonald's also knew that the extra profit would offset the occasional awards for 3rd degree burns caused by their willful negligence and resulting lawsuits. IIRC, they initially offered her about $800. Also the usual claims of the "millions " she got was actually a fraction of the $400K +/- judgement after the lawyers took their cut.


She underwent skin grafts too...

My ex-fiancee had scars on her thighs from a ramen noodle incident.
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First world problem.

Meaning it's a problem for the first world when third worlders use the court system to shake down first worlders.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Powderfinger:
Originally Posted By Dana1972:
Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:
Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.



After seeing her injuries on a different website, she deserved every dime.


Yeah, the herp and derp about this case in GD typically never fails through the years.
It was proved in court McDs. brewed their crappy, cheap beans 30-35 degrees hotter than recommended to extract max profit from them. McDonald's also knew that the extra profit would offset the occasional awards for 3rd degree burns caused by their willful negligence and resulting lawsuits. IIRC, they initially offered her about $800. Also the usual claims of the "millions " she got was actually a fraction of the $400K +/- judgement after the lawyers took their cut.



And yet, she still put hot coffee between her legs, yes? Or was that false, as well? Was a long time ago.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Room101:
In what law book does "you people" always mean black?


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White napkins too. Clearly racist.


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What a loser.

Which one? The idiot guy suing or the idiot guy that refuses to give napkins to customers?z



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Not super related to this thread, but I think it would be funny if someone shot a mcdonald's commercial with typical customers. eg. 350lb lady with facial hair, thong and manly voice saying i'm lovin it
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Didnt Governor Moonbeam declare a napkin shortage in Kalifornia?

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By gym007:
McDonalds has made a new golden arch enemy -- a California man is suing the company for $1.5 MILLION ... because he says he only got ONE NAPKIN with his meal.

Webster Lucas claims he was stiffed on napkins at the Mickey D's in Pacoima, CA on January 29th -- after ordering a Quarter Pounder Deluxe -- and when he went up to the counter to ask for more, he was rudely rebuffed by the manager ... who insisted he already got some.

According to his lawsuit, Lucas -- who is black -- then retorted, "I should have went to eat at the Jack-in-the-Box because I didn't come here to argue over napkins. I came here to eat."

That's when Lucas says things got racist -- claiming the manager (a Mexican-American) mumbled something about "you people."


Lucas subsequently emailed the general manager to complain -- insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return.

Lucas wants to super size instead -- $1.5 million.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/27/mcdonalds-webster-lucas-napkin-lawsuit/#ixzz2ua1tHb00





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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Chaingun:
What lawyer is going to represent this guy, given it's a percentage and a lot of court time.


Lawyers are probably lining up at his door.

Most attorneys take 1/3 of the settlement plus expenses. That would be 1/2 mil plus if they win.
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insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return.

If you're that much of a fuckup, might as well just kill yourself. You aren't going to be doing anything valuable anyway.


You really think the guy had a real "9 to 5" job?

He probably just couldn't pick up bottles and cans on the side of the road.
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$1.5 million dollars is selling his dignity rather cheaply. ("Madam, we have already established what you are, now we are negotiating your fee")
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:
Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Well I'm glad his coffee wasn't too hot.

How much did that women get?


I don't mean to pick nits with you, but supposedly during discovery it was revealed that Mickey Dee's HQ knew their coffee was too hot, and that their lids/cups were if-ey. The reason behind them cranking up the heat on the coffee was so that the sit down and lobby areas would get filled with the smell of coffee, and they would sell more.

Also, AFAIK, the woman was burnt or scalded so bad in or on her genitals that the burn treatment required scrubbing the dead skin off, I guess, on a daily basis.

Imagine taking a bristle brush to your nutsack, vigorously.



STOP! NOW!
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MikeSSS
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Posted: 2/28/2014 6:31:25 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Who_Me:
Judge should rule in his favor and order McDonald's to give him one more napkin.


Spot on!

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Posted: 2/28/2014 6:44:37 AM
Just use your shirt sleeve. Gimme Gimme. Retard. Award him exactly 1 napkin.
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