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Well. That's one way to make sure it never happens again.
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In mother Russia..... Well you get it


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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:11:37 PM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Truth2882:
I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/


In before satire.....


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sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\
: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire

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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:12:03 PM
Seems a bit harsh.

Reminds me of the south american soccer player who was murdered because of a mess up on the field.
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Is Russia. Accidents happen, da?
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Parody?
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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:12:41 PM
Well of course he is.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:12:45 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Parody?


Definitely not a parody.
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dang.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire




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Satire thread

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\
: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire


oh c'mon

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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:13:34 PM
um... satire
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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:16:36 PM
Bonjour!

Also from the Daily Currant:
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- Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
- Obama Unveils New American Flag
- 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport
- White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers
That there were multiple people posting under snowleopard's account is a definite. Whether or not those people all inhabited the same body is open to conjecture.
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Accountability, How does it work?
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“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death."

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And yet another Arfcom IQ test begins to claim its victims.


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"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."



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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:20:26 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Shenanigunz:
Is Russia. Accidents happen, da?


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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:20:41 PM
Has to be a satire


Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
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Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, "But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.


I don't interest myself in "why". I think more often in terms of "when", sometimes "where" ? Always "how much" ?
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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:21:12 PM
Definitely a parody site - like "The Onion". See main Website:

http://dailycurrant.com/
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Posted: 2/8/2014 3:21:31 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Bonjour!

Also from the Daily Currant:
- Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization
- Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
- Obama Unveils New American Flag
- 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport
- White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers


Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ???
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Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi Gulag


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RC51_Texas:
Definitely a parody site - like "The Onion". See main Website:

http://dailycurrant.com/



Satire, my man, satire.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By underdogII:
Accountability, How does it work?

They don't teach that anymore, try wikipedia!
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Killbot:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Bonjour!

Also from the Daily Currant:
- Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization
- Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
- Obama Unveils New American Flag
- 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport
- White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers


Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ???


No, just future GD threads, possibly.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By gargamel556:
Seems a bit harsh.

Reminds me of the south american soccer player who was murdered because of a mess up on the field.


Andre Escobar. He is from the same city my wife is from in Colombia.
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Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.
“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.


Thank goodness this is only satire.
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I call BS


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“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire




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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Truth2882:
I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/


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I call BS




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Good satire is based on a grain of truth.


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Truth2882:
I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/


That was funny.
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Even though it is humor. The following quote probably has some truth to it.

"Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”
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Posted: 2/8/2014 4:47:16 PM
funny quotes

"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."

i call bs on article but thats funny..
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Mech2007:


And yet another Arfcom IQ test begins to claim its victims.



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire





I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire





I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth.

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Wow, a global Onion...
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I could easily see this as an actual headline.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RRD3:
"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."





Hah! Sounds like the same goon squad that worked the Vince Foster investigation!
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