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Posted: 2/8/2014 10:08:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:10:22 AM EST
Well. That's one way to make sure it never happens again.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:10:51 AM EST
In mother Russia..... Well you get it
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:11:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/8/2014 11:21:57 AM EST by Riley1980]
Originally Posted By Truth2882:
I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/
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In before satire.....


Edit: 7 seconds for the win!
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:11:44 AM EST

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\
: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire

Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:12:03 AM EST
Seems a bit harsh.

Reminds me of the south american soccer player who was murdered because of a mess up on the field.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:12:05 AM EST
Is Russia. Accidents happen, da?
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:12:11 AM EST
Parody?
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:12:41 AM EST
Well of course he is.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:12:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Parody?
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Definitely not a parody.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:12:46 AM EST
dang.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:13:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire



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Party pooper
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:13:08 AM EST
Satire thread

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:13:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\
: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.
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: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire


oh c'mon

Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:13:34 AM EST
um... satire
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:16:36 AM EST
Bonjour!

Also from the Daily Currant:
- Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization
- Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
- Obama Unveils New American Flag
- 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport
- White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:16:43 AM EST
“If he feels the Ceremony reflects him, who knows what he’ll do to seek justice,” said Zhukov before part of a hotel ceiling crashed to the floor beside him.
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Z is in on it
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:18:02 AM EST
Accountability, How does it work?
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:19:32 AM EST
“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death."

Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:20:02 AM EST


And yet another Arfcom IQ test begins to claim its victims.


Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:20:18 AM EST
"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."



Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:20:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shenanigunz:
Is Russia. Accidents happen, da?
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Da. Have you not watched Russian camera dashes?
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:20:41 AM EST
Has to be a satire


Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
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Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:20:48 AM EST
Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, "But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.


Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:21:12 AM EST
Definitely a parody site - like "The Onion". See main Website:

http://dailycurrant.com/
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:21:31 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Bonjour!

Also from the Daily Currant:
- Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization
- Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
- Obama Unveils New American Flag
- 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport
- White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers
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Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ???
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:22:48 AM EST
Aliens...
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:24:03 AM EST
Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi Gulag
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Now this I would believe.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:24:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By RC51_Texas:
Definitely a parody site - like "The Onion". See main Website:

http://dailycurrant.com/
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Satire, my man, satire.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:36:18 AM EST
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Originally Posted By underdogII:
Accountability, How does it work?
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They don't teach that anymore, try wikipedia!
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:42:37 AM EST
Boris Badenov and Natasha are leading suspects. Took orders from Fearless Leader.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:49:11 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Killbot:


Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ???
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Originally Posted By Killbot:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Bonjour!

Also from the Daily Currant:
- Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization
- Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection
- Obama Unveils New American Flag
- 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport
- White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers


Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ???


No, just future GD threads, possibly.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 10:51:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/8/2014 10:52:30 AM EST by JRCmx]
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Originally Posted By gargamel556:
Seems a bit harsh.

Reminds me of the south american soccer player who was murdered because of a mess up on the field.
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Andre Escobar. He is from the same city my wife is from in Colombia.
Scored on his own goal in the World Cup hers in the US.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:03:05 AM EST

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.
“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
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Thank goodness this is only satire.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:10:50 AM EST


I call BS


Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:11:23 AM EST
“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:14:23 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire



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Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:23:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Truth2882:
I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/
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Joe Namath's not attending is he?
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:27:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Avidrook:


I call BS


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You sir, are as sharp as the knife that killed the AV technician.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:32:02 AM EST
Good satire is based on a grain of truth.


I would not want to be a Russian who caused an embarassing scene at Putin's international sleep over.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:36:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By Truth2882:
I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/
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That was funny.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:39:10 AM EST
Even though it is humor. The following quote probably has some truth to it.

"Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:47:16 AM EST
funny quotes

"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."

i call bs on article but thats funny..
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 11:58:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:


And yet another Arfcom IQ test begins to claim its victims.


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Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:01:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:06:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire



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I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:13:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:


I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth.
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

sat·ire

noun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.

: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire





I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth.

Don't give Putin any ideas!
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:15:54 PM EST
Wow, a global Onion...
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:17:50 PM EST
I could easily see this as an actual headline.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:22:17 PM EST
I'm sure he knows what a Makarov muzzle tastes like.
Link Posted: 2/8/2014 12:25:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RRD3:
"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."



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Hah! Sounds like the same goon squad that worked the Vince Foster investigation!
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