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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:10:22 AM EDT
[#1]
Well. That's one way to make sure it never happens again.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:10:51 AM EDT
[#2]
In mother Russia..... Well you get it
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:11:37 AM EDT
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I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe. http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/ In before satire..... Edit: 7 seconds for the win! 
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:11:44 AM EDT
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sat·irenoun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc. : a book, movie, etc., that uses satire |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:12:03 AM EDT
[#5]
Seems a bit harsh.
Reminds me of the south american soccer player who was murdered because of a mess up on the field. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:12:05 AM EDT
[#6]
Is Russia. Accidents happen, da?
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:12:11 AM EDT
[#7]
Parody?
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:12:41 AM EDT
[#8]
Well of course he is.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:12:45 AM EDT
[#9]
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Parody? Definitely not a parody. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:12:46 AM EDT
[#10]
dang.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:13:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
sat·irenoun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire Party pooper 
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:13:08 AM EDT
[#12]
Satire thread
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:13:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: sat·irenoun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc. : a book, movie, etc., that uses satire oh c'mon Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:13:34 AM EDT
[#14]
um... satire
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:16:36 AM EDT
[#15]
Bonjour!
Also from the Daily Currant: - Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization - Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection - Obama Unveils New American Flag - 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport - White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:16:43 AM EDT
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“If he feels the Ceremony reflects him, who knows what he’ll do to seek justice,” said Zhukov before part of a hotel ceiling crashed to the floor beside him. Z is in on it
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:18:02 AM EDT
[#17]
Accountability, How does it work?
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:19:32 AM EDT
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“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death."
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:20:02 AM EDT
[#19]
And yet another Arfcom IQ test begins to claim its victims. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:20:18 AM EDT
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"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a
struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."  |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:20:26 AM EDT
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Is Russia. Accidents happen, da? Da. Have you not watched Russian camera dashes? |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:20:41 AM EDT
[#22]
Has to be a satire
Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:20:48 AM EDT
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Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the
lead investigator on the case, "But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:21:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:21:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Bonjour! Also from the Daily Currant: - Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization - Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection - Obama Unveils New American Flag - 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport - White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ??? |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:22:48 AM EDT
[#26]
Aliens...
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:24:03 AM EDT
[#27]
Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi Gulag Now this I would believe. 
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:24:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySatire, my man, satire. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:36:18 AM EDT
[#29]
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Accountability, How does it work? They don't teach that anymore, try wikipedia! |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:42:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Boris Badenov and Natasha are leading suspects. Took orders from Fearless Leader.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:49:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Bonjour! Also from the Daily Currant: - Marijuana Overdoses Kill 37 in Colorado On First Day of Legalization - Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital Following First Erection - Obama Unveils New American Flag - 7-Year-Old Girl Strip-Searched At Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport - White Women Are the World’s Worst Mothers Is there a point hidden in these awesome headlines ??? No, just future GD threads, possibly. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 11:51:47 AM EDT
[#32]
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Seems a bit harsh. Reminds me of the south american soccer player who was murdered because of a mess up on the field. Andre Escobar. He is from the same city my wife is from in Colombia. Scored on his own goal in the World Cup hers in the US. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:03:05 PM EDT
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Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play. “Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.  Thank goodness this is only satire.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:10:50 PM EDT
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I call BS |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:11:23 PM EDT
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“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:14:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
sat·irenoun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:23:08 PM EDT
[#37]
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I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe. http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/ Joe Namath's not attending is he? |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:27:17 PM EDT
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I call BS You sir, are as sharp as the knife that killed the AV technician. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:32:02 PM EDT
[#39]
Good satire is based on a grain of truth.
I would not want to be a Russian who caused an embarassing scene at Putin's international sleep over. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:36:19 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: I did a search but hopefully this isnt a dupe. http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/ That was funny.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:39:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Even though it is humor. The following quote probably has some truth to it.
"Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.” |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:47:16 PM EDT
[#42]
funny quotes
"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play." i call bs on article but thats funny.. 
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Posted: 2/8/2014 12:58:36 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And yet another Arfcom IQ test begins to claim its victims. |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:01:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:06:19 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
sat·irenoun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:13:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: sat·irenoun \'sa-?ti(-?)r\ : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.: a book, movie, etc., that uses satire I figure it is satire, but the way Russia is, I would not be surprised if it was the truth. Don't give Putin any ideas! |
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:15:54 PM EDT
[#47]
Wow, a global Onion...
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:17:50 PM EDT
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I could easily see this as an actual headline.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:22:17 PM EDT
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I'm sure he knows what a Makarov muzzle tastes like.
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Posted: 2/8/2014 1:25:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play."
Hah! Sounds like the same goon squad that worked the Vince Foster investigation!
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