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Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:34:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By uncool:
Finally , A chili thread where all of arfcom can agree....THAT AINT FREAKIN CHILI
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Yep.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:35:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Originally Posted By staraero:
I'd have dropped a deuce and scooted on the carpet

http://petsreferralcenter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/scooting.jpg






I ROFLOL at thatt!
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:37:42 PM EDT
Your neighbor did a good job of creating anti-chili
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:40:34 PM EDT
So...........where are the pics?
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:45:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.
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Colorado doesn't know shit about green chile, GTFO

OP, did you stick it in her pooper? I mean, uh, did you thank her and make pleasant small talk afterwards?
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:47:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 1:49:06 PM EDT
spni
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 2:36:37 PM EDT
I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

Link Posted: 2/2/2014 2:39:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By the_naked_prophet:
I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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Sounds like college gourmet. Was she hot?
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 2:43:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By the_naked_prophet:
I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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Sub some pizza sauce for the ketchup and it might not be a bad snack, but pizza it's not.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 2:47:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2014 2:47:52 PM EDT by waterglass]
looks like scrambled brains in a septic tank.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 2:56:43 PM EDT
That ain't chilli son, chilli don't contain juice. Girl at work brought I. Some shit just like that, everybody was all mad at me when I said :

Me: the fuck is this shit

Coworkers: it's chilli

Me: that ain't no damn chilli, it's too watery

Coworkers: come on man you gonna hurt her feelings

Me:
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 2:59:06 PM EDT
you had soup
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 3:00:48 PM EDT
Pics of neighbor or OP blaming "neighbor" for his F'd up chili attempt....
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 3:13:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By chriss1069:
Pics of neighbor or OP blaming "neighbor" for his F'd up chili attempt....
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Truth
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 3:25:25 PM EDT
Do not be so harsh. OP needs to discuss this with neighbor lady and say that she's made that Colorado style green chili and offer to make her some his favorite Texas style chili. OP serves said Texas style chili with lots of beer and delivers smashing upon delightfully drunken neighbor.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 3:35:08 PM EDT
she is either great in bed, or has a wonderful personality, or is the crazy lonely cat lady, because she sure as shit cannot cook.

With that being said, be kind eat it and thank her.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 3:52:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 5:07:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kubota3430:

be kind, eat it, and thank her.
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^^^^^^^^^
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 5:20:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AeroE:


Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.

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Originally Posted By AeroE:
Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.


Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.

I think that's supposed to be meat.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:30:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JordanJP:


Colorado doesn't know shit about green chile, GTFO

OP, did you stick it in her pooper? I mean, uh, did you thank her and make pleasant small talk afterwards?
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Originally Posted By JordanJP:
Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.


Colorado doesn't know shit about green chile, GTFO

OP, did you stick it in her pooper? I mean, uh, did you thank her and make pleasant small talk afterwards?


LOL,
Mkay
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:31:29 PM EDT
Beef stew!
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:34:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AeroE:


Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.

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Originally Posted By AeroE:
Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.


Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.



I have no clue wtf that was in the first pic.

The second green chili pic is the real deal.
I'll get a recipe from my neighbor and post it.
She makes an ass-scorching hot awesome green chili!
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:42:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mazeman:
+1

A better analogy would be if she offered you pussy but you then find out she has a dick.
Purists aside, that stuff doesn't even resemble chili.
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Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By bgenlvtex:
Terminology.

If she called her pussy a Studebaker Ashtray would you have argued the point, or would you have enjoyed some Studebaker Ashtray?

That's what I thought.




Chili purists, LOL, would rather argue about what is and isn't to be called chili than to have some of whatever it is and enjoy it.


We found the neighbor who cooked it. ^^



+1

A better analogy would be if she offered you pussy but you then find out she has a dick.
Purists aside, that stuff doesn't even resemble chili.


Damn skippy.


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Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:45:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rapracing:
Did you tell him you were taking pictures to post on the internet and make fun of him
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You missed "she" in title. That no doubt tempered the response.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:49:25 PM EDT
That doesn't even look like good pork green chili. I don't care for that redTexas stuff but would pinch a baby for good green chili. That stuff there is ... Soup?
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:54:51 PM EDT
Boobs?????
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:56:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By the_naked_prophet:
I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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That's how you know she's not marriage material.

Looks fade, bad cooking lasts forever.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 6:59:28 PM EDT
Looks like celery and corn and...
Possibly vomit. You're right that's not chili but you didn't have to throw up in it
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 7:07:43 PM EDT
Looks delicious, but it's not chili.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 7:09:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rebel_rifle:
Pic of neighbor?
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Indeed and that's shit looks like dog barf.
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 7:12:48 PM EDT
You ate that??? dibs on guns and ammo...
Link Posted: 2/2/2014 7:20:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rebel_rifle:
Pic of neighbor?
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Yeah. She......? Need pic. Looks good to me.
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