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Posted: 2/2/2014 12:34:30 PM EST
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Finally , A chili thread where all of arfcom can agree....THAT AINT FREAKIN CHILI
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Yep.
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Posted: 2/2/2014 12:37:42 PM EST
Your neighbor did a good job of creating anti-chili
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So...........where are the pics?
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Posted: 2/2/2014 12:45:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.
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Colorado doesn't know shit about green chile, GTFO

OP, did you stick it in her pooper? I mean, uh, did you thank her and make pleasant small talk afterwards?
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Posted: 2/2/2014 1:36:37 PM EST
I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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Sounds like college gourmet. Was she hot?
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Originally Posted By the_naked_prophet:
I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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Sub some pizza sauce for the ketchup and it might not be a bad snack, but pizza it's not.
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Posted: 2/2/2014 1:56:43 PM EST
That ain't chilli son, chilli don't contain juice. Girl at work brought I. Some shit just like that, everybody was all mad at me when I said :

Me: the fuck is this shit

Coworkers: it's chilli

Me: that ain't no damn chilli, it's too watery

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Posted: 2/2/2014 2:00:48 PM EST
Pics of neighbor or OP blaming "neighbor" for his F'd up chili attempt....
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Pics of neighbor or OP blaming "neighbor" for his F'd up chili attempt....
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Do not be so harsh. OP needs to discuss this with neighbor lady and say that she's made that Colorado style green chili and offer to make her some his favorite Texas style chili. OP serves said Texas style chili with lots of beer and delivers smashing upon delightfully drunken neighbor.
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she is either great in bed, or has a wonderful personality, or is the crazy lonely cat lady, because she sure as shit cannot cook.

With that being said, be kind eat it and thank her.
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Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.

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Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.


Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.

I think that's supposed to be meat.
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Colorado doesn't know shit about green chile, GTFO

OP, did you stick it in her pooper? I mean, uh, did you thank her and make pleasant small talk afterwards?
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Originally Posted By JordanJP:
Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.


Colorado doesn't know shit about green chile, GTFO

OP, did you stick it in her pooper? I mean, uh, did you thank her and make pleasant small talk afterwards?


LOL,
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Beef stew!
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Originally Posted By AeroE:
Originally Posted By Heuristic:
Welcome to Southern Colorado.

This is known as 'green chili'. This is nowhere near the red chili or
Tex-mex chili I see posted here. If made right, this is some of the
hottest fucking chili you'll ever eat, hands down. BTW, Ive never
seen it made with beans.

The Travel Channel did a special on Pueblo, CO 'slopper' cook-off.
Its basically a cheeseburger smothered in green chili, and is flat out awesome.

Check out 'Coors Tavern' and the Sunset Inn where they shot the special.


Produce a recipe for Green Chili that includes cauliflower or whatever contaminant that is floating in the first photo.



I have no clue wtf that was in the first pic.

The second green chili pic is the real deal.
I'll get a recipe from my neighbor and post it.
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+1

A better analogy would be if she offered you pussy but you then find out she has a dick.
Purists aside, that stuff doesn't even resemble chili.
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Terminology.

If she called her pussy a Studebaker Ashtray would you have argued the point, or would you have enjoyed some Studebaker Ashtray?

That's what I thought.




Chili purists, LOL, would rather argue about what is and isn't to be called chili than to have some of whatever it is and enjoy it.


We found the neighbor who cooked it. ^^



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A better analogy would be if she offered you pussy but you then find out she has a dick.
Purists aside, that stuff doesn't even resemble chili.


Damn skippy.


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You missed "she" in title. That no doubt tempered the response.
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That doesn't even look like good pork green chili. I don't care for that redTexas stuff but would pinch a baby for good green chili. That stuff there is ... Soup?
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I know the feeling. I was invited over for "pizza" once and what I got was...

A split english muffin.

With ketchup for sauce.

A slice of imitation American Cheese.

Slices of hot dog instead of pepperoni.

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Looks like celery and corn and...
Possibly vomit. You're right that's not chili but you didn't have to throw up in it
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Looks delicious, but it's not chili.
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Yeah. She......? Need pic. Looks good to me.
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