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Posted: 1/23/2014 1:32:21 PM EDT


"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:34:39 PM EDT
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Imagine the tan he'll have when he gets back to North Korea!

Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:34:54 PM EDT
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"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
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LOL. He went at night.....
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:35:01 PM EDT
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1,000,000,000 spf?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:36:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:36:20 PM EDT
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I certainly hope so.



 
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:36:40 PM EDT
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Damn!

The smart money was on Sum Tin Wong to get that mission.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:38:28 PM EDT
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sweet
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:39:31 PM EDT
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What a bunch of ass backwards clowns.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:39:43 PM EDT
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By the "Sun," do they mean in the ocean a few miles off the coast of N. Korea?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:40:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:40:45 PM EDT
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That's hot.


- Paris
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:41:06 PM EDT
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They truly are best Korea
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:41:36 PM EDT
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somebody do the research for me. With a million "theonion" spinoffs I don't know if this is a joke or if North Korea really did report this.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:42:08 PM EDT
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I can't wait to win the lottery and start dropping pictures and big macs on them
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:42:22 PM EDT
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It's a satire
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:42:32 PM EDT
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somebody do the research for me. With a million "theonion" spinoffs I don't know if this is a joke or if North Korea really did report this.
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This.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:44:25 PM EDT
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Their plan is to build a colony there and take control of the sun's power, then threaten to turn it off if the rest of us don't do what they want.


I read it on the interwebz...
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:45:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:49:08 PM EDT
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It's a satire
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It's a satire


Are we sure?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:51:01 PM EDT
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What a bunch of ass backwards clowns.


It's a satire


Are we sure?


If you google "waterford whispers news" It comes up and says "Irish satire news."
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:53:13 PM EDT
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What a bunch of ass backwards clowns.




It's a satire




Are we sure?




If you google "waterford whispers news" It comes up and says "Irish satire news.


 



Its the Irish version of the Onion.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 1:56:32 PM EDT
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Waiting for a pic of a guy covered in little mirrors.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:02:22 PM EDT
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Its the Irish version of the Onion.
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What a bunch of ass backwards clowns.


It's a satire


Are we sure?


If you google "waterford whispers news" It comes up and says "Irish satire news.
 

Its the Irish version of the Onion.


Why don't they just call themselves "The Potato"?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:04:36 PM EDT
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Ah.   He went at night.   Clever.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:09:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:11:31 PM EDT
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That was  real smart, timing the mission so he could land at NIGHT, avoiding the direct burning effect of the  extremely HOT daytime sun.
 Obviously NORTH Korea is BEST Korea.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:28:46 PM EDT
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Can this guy hitch a ride on the next flight?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:34:39 PM EDT
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It's a satire



Oh well in that case NK rocks.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:38:56 PM EDT
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Those damn commies beat us to the punch!?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:42:01 PM EDT
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With NK, the odds of it being a legit NK-sourced story and it being satire are at exactly 50/50
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:46:56 PM EDT
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Wun Hung Lo was laid up...........
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:50:25 PM EDT
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Moar proof of socialism's superiority over any other system.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:51:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:52:27 PM EDT
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They're in for a real rough wake up call.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 2:54:59 PM EDT
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We're not first at anything anymore.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:15:00 PM EDT
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Wun Hung Lo was laid up...........
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Damn!

The smart money was on Sum Tin Wong to get that mission.

Wun Hung Lo was laid up...........


Yes I read about hm getting hurt, in his book,  following his goal to be the first gold medalist in high hurdles for NK.

Book is available on Amazon. "Blood on the Hurdle" by Wun Hung Lo.



Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:23:15 PM EDT
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Ho Ree Chit is relieved he wasn't chosen
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:23:40 PM EDT
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Thanks for the aids infested links
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:28:05 PM EDT
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Probably Dang Ding Ow was chosen, because Capt. Sum Ting Wong was sick and Lt. Wai Tu Lo had the measles or something.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:48:39 PM EDT
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I could use a sun spot ! !! think he sell one.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:51:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2014 5:48:15 PM EDT
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the giant ball of fire when the rocket explodes is the sun right?
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 5:51:08 PM EDT
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Wun Hung Lo was laid up...........
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Damn!

The smart money was on Sum Tin Wong to get that mission.

Wun Hung Lo was laid up...........


LOL.  I was thinking Wi Tu Hot.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 5:56:24 PM EDT
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The  Poles already did it decades ago.
Link Posted: 1/27/2014 7:49:05 AM EDT
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Was his name Mi To Singe?
Link Posted: 1/27/2014 7:52:55 AM EDT
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Wey Tu Hott.
Link Posted: 1/27/2014 7:55:03 AM EDT
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In other news Dennis Rodman bought a one-way ticket to the best Korea....President for life or dog food?
Link Posted: 1/27/2014 8:02:28 AM EDT
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All of their dreams are going to go up in a blaze of glory.  Surprised Obama hasnt come out to congratulate them.
Link Posted: 1/27/2014 8:06:44 AM EDT
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Reminds me of the Unknown Comic.....and the bit about the first man to land on the sun.
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