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Posted: 1/23/2014 1:32:21 PM EDT
"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
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"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
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Damn!
The smart money was on Sum Tin Wong to get that mission. |
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By the "Sun," do they mean in the ocean a few miles off the coast of N. Korea?
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somebody do the research for me. With a million "theonion" spinoffs I don't know if this is a joke or if North Korea really did report this.
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I can't wait to win the lottery and start dropping pictures and big macs on them
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Their plan is to build a colony there and take control of the sun's power, then threaten to turn it off if the rest of us don't do what they want.
I read it on the interwebz... |
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Quoted: If you google "waterford whispers news" It comes up and says "Irish satire news. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What a bunch of ass backwards clowns. It's a satire Are we sure? If you google "waterford whispers news" It comes up and says "Irish satire news. Its the Irish version of the Onion.
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What a bunch of ass backwards clowns. It's a satire Are we sure? If you google "waterford whispers news" It comes up and says "Irish satire news. Its the Irish version of the Onion. Why don't they just call themselves "The Potato"? |
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That was real smart, timing the mission so he could land at NIGHT, avoiding the direct burning effect of the extremely HOT daytime sun.
Obviously NORTH Korea is BEST Korea. |
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With NK, the odds of it being a legit NK-sourced story and it being satire are at exactly 50/50
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Damn! The smart money was on Sum Tin Wong to get that mission. Wun Hung Lo was laid up........... Yes I read about hm getting hurt, in his book, following his goal to be the first gold medalist in high hurdles for NK. Book is available on Amazon. "Blood on the Hurdle" by Wun Hung Lo. |
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the giant ball of fire when the rocket explodes is the sun right?
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In other news Dennis Rodman bought a one-way ticket to the best Korea....President for life or dog food?
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All of their dreams are going to go up in a blaze of glory. Surprised Obama hasnt come out to congratulate them.
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Reminds me of the Unknown Comic.....and the bit about the first man to land on the sun.
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