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Why did hellen keller's dog commit suicide?
You would too if your name was "HERRRBBBBBBBAHHHHHHMMMMEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA" |
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Rarely seen? That's the third time I've seen it posted in GD this morning. |
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She is the all time world champion of Hide and Seek!
That's all I got? |
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Hey, where am I going in this handbasket, and why's it getting so warm?
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She was a socialist, so I have no problem telling jokes about her. That aside, How did Helen Kellers' dad punish her? He left the plunger in the toilet.
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You know how she learned to masturbate, right? Tried to read her own lips.
Know how she burned her ear? She answered the iron. How did her parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture. |
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What’s worse than a dead baby? Helen Keller playing with a dead baby thinking it’s a doll.
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If ya'll are going to hell, then hop aboard! I am driving the short bus there!
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This one always bothered me. She'd never hear the "ring." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Know how she burned her ear? She answered the iron. This one always bothered me. She'd never hear the "ring." I always hear this version: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? She tried to read the waffle iron. |
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Thought for sure opening this thread, the original pic would be a pic of Helen Keller and a possum.
But I still laughed anyway. |
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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
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What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
Screamed till her hands turned blue. Why does she masturbate with one hand? So she can groan with the other one. |
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Why does Hellen Keller masturbate using only one hand?
So she can moan with the other
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Maybe if she took her mittens off, people could understand what she's saying.
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