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Posted: 1/22/2014 7:10:22 AM EDT


this is now a helen keller joke thread.
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well I'm off to hell.
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that is all
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Hell...I'm going to hell.
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Why did hellen keller's dog commit suicide?

You would too if your name was "HERRRBBBBBBBAHHHHHHMMMMEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA"
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:11:32 AM EDT
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I raffed.
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Rarely seen?

That's the third time I've seen it posted in GD this morning.

Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:11:59 AM EDT
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She is the all time world champion of Hide and Seek!



That's all I got?
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This.
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Isn't that Amelia Earhart?
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:12:37 AM EDT
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That's not Helen Keller.  Anne Frank is the champ.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:14:29 AM EDT
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Raffed
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:15:19 AM EDT
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"Life is either a great adventure or nothing".




Helen Keller










 
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:16:03 AM EDT
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She was a socialist, so I have no problem telling jokes about her.  That aside, How did Helen Kellers' dad punish her?  He left the plunger in the toilet.
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You know how she learned to masturbate, right?  Tried to read her own lips.

Know how she burned her ear?  She answered the iron.

How did her parents punish her?  They rearranged the furniture.

Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:17:19 AM EDT
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What’s worse than a dead baby?







Helen Keller playing with a dead baby thinking it’s a doll.
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She is the all time world champion of Hide and Seek!



That's all I got?




That's not Helen Keller.  Anne Frank is the champ.
Damn I botched that one up bad didn't I?



 
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This one always bothered me. She'd never hear the "ring."
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:22:18 AM EDT
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If ya'll are going to hell, then hop aboard!  I am driving the short bus there!
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This one always bothered me. She'd never hear the "ring."
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This one always bothered me. She'd never hear the "ring."


I always hear this version:  

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?  

She tried to read the waffle iron.
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"All aboard the train to hell!"
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:25:49 AM EDT
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?


She's was a woman.
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Thought for sure opening this thread, the original pic would be a pic of Helen Keller and a possum.
But I still laughed anyway.
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Some real knee slappers.
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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

ahdfadf;jad;flkjhe;heeke;'e;akjekj
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Or they'd put her in a round room and tell her to piss in the corner.



 
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What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
Screamed till her hands turned blue.

Why does she masturbate with one hand?
So she can groan with the other one.
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Most violent book she has ever read -

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Thats Anne Frank

 
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:48:24 AM EDT
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I don't think it's funny to pick on a handicapped person.



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Why does Hellen Keller masturbate using only one hand?















So she can moan with the other
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:49:15 AM EDT
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Maybe if she took her mittens off, people could understand what she's saying.
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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?


















Corduroy
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Why cant Hellen Keller drive?


















Because shes a woman
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I went to Helen Keller Elementary School
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I don't think it's funny to pick on a handicapped person.



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She's not handicapped, she's dead!
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I don't think it's funny to pick on a handicapped person.




She's not handicapped, she's dead!




 
I lost
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She was a socialist, so I have no problem telling jokes about her. That aside, How did Helen Kellers' dad punish her?  He left the plunger in the toilet.
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This
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:59:57 AM EDT
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Just a hint here, but the fact that it's so wrong, is WHY it's funny.  Everyone here knows they're going to hell for it.  We don't care.
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You fuckers!



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She's not handicapped, she's dead!
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She's not handicapped, she's dead!



Off to clean my screen off ...
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+1
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  I lost
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She's not handicapped, she's dead!

  I lost


rost hald.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 8:13:45 AM EDT
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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

ahdfadf;jad;flkjhe;heeke;'e;akjekj
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rost
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