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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:03:46 PM EDT
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If owe-bama had a half-brother..........

I can't take credit - I stole it from the comments section.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:05:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:05:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Half brother is funny as hell. I can't stop laughing.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:07:32 PM EDT
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*snort*

Nice!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:07:49 PM EDT
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Lolz.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:09:39 PM EDT
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*snort*

Nice!
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If owe-bama had a half-brother..........


*snort*

Nice!



Cut that out.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:15:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Dude had to split..
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:15:18 PM EDT
[#8]

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i chuckled

 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:16:11 PM EDT
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Dude had to split..
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didnt know if he was coming or going

 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:17:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Did he get the nappy hair from the train strike too?


Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:17:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Has the family filed  suit against the railroad yet?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:19:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Most thugs just fail at being faster than a speeding bullet, but this one actually tried to be more powerful than a locomotive.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:19:30 PM EDT
[#13]
Halfrican ?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:21:17 PM EDT
[#14]

Instant Karma is the best Karma:

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:22:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:23:24 PM EDT
[#16]
I nominate this one for the Darwin Awards..
Live is tough.. It's tougher if you're stupid..
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:24:36 PM EDT
[#17]
"Whatever he was trying to do, he wasn’t successful in doing that,” Sgt. Jason Halifax of the Des Moines P.D. said.
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LOL

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:25:20 PM EDT
[#18]
That young man should have know to watch out for moving trains.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:26:41 PM EDT
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LOL
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LOL


No shit lol

Promote that man and to Captain and change his name to obvious
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:26:47 PM EDT
[#20]
In before calls that "The train was racist", or similar nonsense.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:28:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:28:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Training scars.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:31:04 PM EDT
[#23]
I hate them but here's some music for his funeral:







 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:36:55 PM EDT
[#24]
He's not half the man he used to be.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:39:47 PM EDT
[#25]
Half wit!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:41:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Good slice
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:42:10 PM EDT
[#27]
He caught the last train out of Des Moines?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:42:20 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:42:35 PM EDT
[#29]
That's what he gets for not 'Stop Look and Listen' ing
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:42:58 PM EDT
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I guess he didn't train well enough.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:46:18 PM EDT
[#31]
Sometimes indecision will just tear you in half.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:46:18 PM EDT
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I guess he didn't train well enough.
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Most thugs just fail at being faster than a speeding bullet, but this one actually tried to be more powerful than a locomotive.


I guess he didn't train well enough.


If you do train, don't half ass it.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:47:05 PM EDT
[#33]
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a movin'
And that's what tortures me...

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:47:19 PM EDT
[#34]
The man Webster allegedly stabbed refused medical treatment and police say also refuses to cooperate with their investigation, according to WOI-TV.
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Drawing conclusions.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:48:12 PM EDT
[#35]
Figures it's a Halfrican American.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:51:57 PM EDT
[#36]

The comments were very Arfcomish

Funny stuff


Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:53:16 PM EDT
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Drawing conclusions.
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The man Webster allegedly stabbed refused medical treatment and police say also refuses to cooperate with their investigation, according to WOI-TV.


Drawing conclusions.


Snitches refuse to get stitches.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:55:39 PM EDT
[#38]
Height or width ways? They always leave out the details.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:56:16 PM EDT
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Maybe he was divided on whether he could make it or not.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:56:43 PM EDT
[#40]
Allahu Akbar
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:57:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 4:59:34 PM EDT
[#42]
Me legs!! I can't feel me legs!!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:00:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Just out of jail, trying to turn his life around as an aspiring rap duo.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:01:03 PM EDT
[#44]
He lost his ass in that deal.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:04:22 PM EDT
[#45]
Just waiting for his family members to cry out and say that the Train should not have been there, could have just left and not bothered anyone.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:06:17 PM EDT
[#46]
He was all tore up after he stabbed someone....
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:06:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Good training?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:08:04 PM EDT
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Literally LOL'd
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:14:37 PM EDT
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There we go, that's what I was waiting for.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 5:15:08 PM EDT
[#50]
He seems torn from his decisions.
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