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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:15:51 PM
Jesus is watching over you??
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:20:56 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By KennyW1983:
Originally Posted By CWO:
It means that somewhere - a magician is unemployed.


Thats probably about right. The white ones are normally 'pet' doves used in magic tricks, thats why it see the house a safe zone. Maybe someone will claim it soon.


Maybe Roma Downey will stop by to claim it

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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:22:02 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By ar2de:
Originally Posted By Plumbata:
Serious answer: Someone around you raises doves and lost one. That bird has never been wild. It will probably starve to death.


This.

Does it have a leg band?

Put some seed and water out for it, it isn't a wild bird.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'd feed and water it and check CL and the local HS to see if someone lost a pet.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:25:43 PM
Only in America do we hunt, kill, and eat the International Symbol of Peace.

Okay, not only in America, but it sounds good.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:28:33 PM
Some funeral home director is waiting for his white dove to come home.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:29:40 PM
Just feed it already
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:30:54 PM
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:31:11 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TokerM:
Harbinger of death.

Dibs on stuff.


Clicked on thread only to see how long it would take.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:36:27 PM
This was an unexpectedly great thread.



Seriously though, Dibs on your guns. And the weedwacker.

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Posted: 12/11/2013 12:41:56 PM
What does it MEAN???

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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:06:53 PM
Have you seen this guy in your area?

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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:08:40 PM
It's a pigeon, probably tame, and they make surprisingly nice pets.
Attempt to catch it.

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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:10:43 PM
According to everything I have read on the internet:
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Posted: 12/11/2013 3:27:27 PM
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My boy just texted me this. I guess he's back again today. I'm surprised my dogs and cats aren't tearing into it, sitting where it is.




He then flew up to the roof and has been sitting there since.


I told him to try and catch him if he can.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 3:38:58 PM
It means you need to buy some bacon, jalapeno and onion and throw him on the grill.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 3:52:28 PM
put some bird seed in your hand and see if it will fly down.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 3:59:07 PM
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Posted: 12/11/2013 4:04:33 PM
I've been to an outdoor wedding where two white doves were released. I bet that's where it came from

As soon as the white doves were released a shitload of wild mourning doves started chasing them around the sky.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 4:52:48 PM
watch where it is when it starts getting dark
sometimes they roost down low

walk right up to it at night and pick it up like nothing
they dont bite
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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:00:43 PM
Means you should be having dove for dinner tonight.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:14:33 PM
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You are in a John Woo movie.

I hope you have enough ammo.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:19:41 PM



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Is it that we have so often been told that violence is not the answer to everything that we fail to realize it IS the answer to some things?

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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:37:02 PM
I can read his mind:

Always look out for number one.

Unless someone is slinging shit around. Then look out for number two.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:42:33 PM
White dove=bringer of death. Dibs on guns and ammo.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:48:22 PM
What does it mean? It means Mr White Dove is totally unaware of how delicious he is. Why has his breast not been popped off and grilled up enbrochette style yet with a bunch of his distant natice cousins? Get on it. I'm betting that a feral domestic bird, which is obviously what you have there is not even considered game, and can be taken without license as invasive or damaging. Check your local regs first on that first though.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:49:36 PM
Looked for him when I got home tonight, but couldn't find him any where. I get off earlier tomorrow, and I am hoping he is still around.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 11:21:40 PM
Well, if a magician went out of business in your woods, a few years back I found a juggle thing in the middle of the road....so a juggler must have went out of business.

Thought it was funny at the time. I still have it. Just one.
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Posted: 12/11/2013 11:28:29 PM
Dinner
Good.....?
Bad..............?

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Posted: 12/11/2013 11:40:26 PM
If like a hundred more of them show up, it means you're probably about to get into an epic gunfight with akimbo Beretta 92s in slow motion.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:07:07 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TokerM:
Harbinger of death.

Dibs on stuff.


It doesn't look like a hoot-owl
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:21:45 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By BustinCaps:
It means you have a white dove hanging around your house.


This

Wow, you're really teaching out there. lol I've had a white dove showing up at my house for the last month.
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