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Posted: 12/4/2013 6:47:22 AM
Oh my friggin' lord! I cannot hit "mute" fast enough when these commercials come on!

I thought he & Steven Seagal went away in the early 1990s--now I find Seagal's movies are shot directly on video (along with his bad hair piece) & Bolton's torturing us with car commercials.

Oh! The humanity!

And the palindrome of "Bolton" is "Notlob" not Ipswich....
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Posted: 12/4/2013 6:51:55 AM
Granted he's a tool.....but those commercials tell me he has a sense of humor. Making a few bucks poking fun at himself.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 6:53:19 AM
This thread sucks.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 6:54:19 AM
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terrible commercials
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Posted: 12/4/2013 6:54:26 AM
Bolton looks like an old lesbian.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 7:11:21 AM
I love Seagals direct to movies.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 7:12:57 AM
I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 7:15:28 AM
Hard to imagine that he's broke. I wish he would get off my TV.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 7:15:57 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By efpeter:
I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.


I have his entire catalogue.

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Posted: 12/4/2013 8:00:15 AM
Have you seen the Kenny G Snickers commercial?

funny shit.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 8:07:34 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 32ACP:

Oh my friggin' lord! I cannot hit "mute" fast enough when these commercials come on!.....





These old guys could sing back in the day. Most of them don't know when to quit.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 8:08:50 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CBags04:
This thread sucks.





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Posted: 12/4/2013 8:27:54 AM


There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 8:29:11 AM
I always loathed Bolton....replaced with Buble...must be his cousin or something.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:22:10 AM
It's kinda funny to see this thread. Every time I see that commercial I think to myself how much I hate it.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:33:22 AM
Okay, I'll take a beating......

I kinda like his singing.

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By kentucky_smith:
Originally Posted By CBags04:
This thread sucks.



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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:36:19 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By STX:
Bolton looks like an old lesbian.


So true
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:37:11 AM
I love Bolton. He is a really funny guy if you ever talk to him.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:37:32 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TradWoodsman:
Granted he's a tool.....but those commercials tell me he has a sense of humor. Making a few bucks poking fun at himself.


And the commercial I saw only had him in it for about three seconds.
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This thread is like a pussy... waiting to get fuuuuuuucked!
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:38:14 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CAR_16:
Originally Posted By efpeter:
I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.


I have his entire catalogue.

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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:42:26 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Okay, I'll take a beating......

I kinda like his singing.


He has a powerful voice. And talent.
He is just a real jerk.
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It's the 13er song.

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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:46:20 AM
They ought to give Kenny G some commercials too.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:48:14 AM
Is that who that guy is? I knew he had to be someone famous, but had no idea who.
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Jealous of MB much?
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You younger guys probably don't remember he was a rocker before he started doing the syrupy chick music.


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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:52:44 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Okay, I'll take a beating......

I kinda like his singing.


He has a powerful voice. And talent.
He is just a real jerk.



I heard he's actually pretty cool. He was apparently passing quietly through my city a few months ago and a local radio dj ran into him at a restaurant, started talking with him and ended up having dinner with him. The DJ said he was really cool, and he never did tell MB he was a local DJ.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Hunt11:
Originally Posted By STX:
Bolton looks like an old lesbian.


So true
Why do you say that?

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Posted: 12/4/2013 5:28:28 PM
Jealous of Michael Bolton!?!?!!! like I'm jealous of Steven Seagal & Val Kilmer.....

WTF?!

I respect artists who write & play their own music--he doesn't--he covers others' music. He MAY have written something, but his career as a writer isn't what he's known for--He's known for covering others' work.

I don't find him particularly talented as a singer--since he's a has-been singing in car commercials-- most of the world that listens to music agrees.

On the plus side--I've been conditioned to read ARF.com to avoid him--it's a win/win!

Maybe he'll start singing the music for "Steven Seagal--Lawman." That would surely showcase his talent.

Now if we could somehow get Jean Claude Van Damme-Annoying into those commercials--THAT would be noteworthy!
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Posted: 12/4/2013 5:32:01 PM
at least it ain't one of the goddamn geico commercials. ooh you gotta be quicker than that. fuck you.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 5:38:46 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By VBC:
They ought to give Kenny G some commercials too.


He's in that snickers commercial right now.

Coincidence?

As for Michael Bolt-on I thought it was Ted Danson the first time I saw the commercial out of the corner of my eye.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 5:59:43 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By triphammer1:
at least it ain't one of the goddamn geico commercials. ooh you gotta be quicker than that. fuck you.


That's a State Farm commercial...
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Posted: 12/4/2013 7:25:19 PM
The first time it was not expected and one gets the joke.

The 5th time it's old and really played out, like Toyota putting Jan in awkward situations with stupid customers, but at least we get to see Jan.

Geico used Eddie Money one time. It was funny. If they used him 5 times in different commercials, it would be lack of imagination like we get with Honda and Toyota.
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The commercials work. I bought an Accord Sunday.



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Then there's the Arby's commercials with "Legendary Detective" Bo Dietel or whatever the hell.

Very stupid and played out.
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Posted: 12/4/2013 9:22:54 PM
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Posted: 12/14/2013 1:03:58 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 13starsinax:
Hard to imagine that he's broke. I wish he would get off my TV.


THIS!

Just saw one.
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There is this dude that works at Initech that thinks Michael Bolton is an assclown.
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