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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 12/4/2013 2:47:22 AM EDT
Oh my friggin' lord! I cannot hit "mute" fast enough when these commercials come on!

I thought he & Steven Seagal went away in the early 1990s--now I find Seagal's movies are shot directly on video (along with his bad hair piece) & Bolton's torturing us with car commercials.

Oh! The humanity!

And the palindrome of "Bolton" is "Notlob" not Ipswich....
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:51:55 AM EDT
Granted he's a tool.....but those commercials tell me he has a sense of humor. Making a few bucks poking fun at himself.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:53:19 AM EDT
This thread sucks.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:54:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2013 2:54:27 AM EDT by gmtech825]
terrible commercials
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:54:26 AM EDT
Bolton looks like an old lesbian.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:11:21 AM EDT
I love Seagals direct to movies.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:12:57 AM EDT
I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:15:28 AM EDT
Hard to imagine that he's broke. I wish he would get off my TV.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:15:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By efpeter:
I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.
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I have his entire catalogue.

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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:17:27 AM EDT
Snortin mounds of cocainnneeee
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:56:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:00:15 AM EDT
Have you seen the Kenny G Snickers commercial?

funny shit.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:07:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 32ACP:

Oh my friggin' lord! I cannot hit "mute" fast enough when these commercials come on!.....

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These old guys could sing back in the day. Most of them don't know when to quit.
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Originally Posted By CBags04:
This thread sucks.
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There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:29:11 AM EDT
I always loathed Bolton....replaced with Buble...must be his cousin or something.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:22:10 AM EDT
It's kinda funny to see this thread. Every time I see that commercial I think to myself how much I hate it.
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Originally Posted By kentucky_smith:
Originally Posted By CBags04:
This thread sucks.



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Exactly!
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Originally Posted By STX:
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So true
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:37:11 AM EDT
I love Bolton. He is a really funny guy if you ever talk to him.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:37:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TradWoodsman:
Granted he's a tool.....but those commercials tell me he has a sense of humor. Making a few bucks poking fun at himself.
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And the commercial I saw only had him in it for about three seconds.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:38:03 AM EDT
This thread is like a pussy... waiting to get fuuuuuuucked!
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Originally Posted By CAR_16:


I have his entire catalogue.

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Originally Posted By CAR_16:
Originally Posted By efpeter:
I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.


I have his entire catalogue.

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Everything was fine until that no-talent assclown started winning Grammies.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:39:35 AM EDT
THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROWWW
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:42:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Okay, I'll take a beating......

I kinda like his singing.

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He has a powerful voice. And talent.
He is just a real jerk.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:44:00 AM EDT
It's the 13er song.

Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:46:20 AM EDT
They ought to give Kenny G some commercials too.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:48:14 AM EDT
Is that who that guy is? I knew he had to be someone famous, but had no idea who.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:51:20 AM EDT
Jealous of MB much?
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:52:05 AM EDT
You younger guys probably don't remember he was a rocker before he started doing the syrupy chick music.

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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:

He has a powerful voice. And talent.
He is just a real jerk.
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Okay, I'll take a beating......

I kinda like his singing.


He has a powerful voice. And talent.
He is just a real jerk.



I heard he's actually pretty cool. He was apparently passing quietly through my city a few months ago and a local radio dj ran into him at a restaurant, started talking with him and ended up having dinner with him. The DJ said he was really cool, and he never did tell MB he was a local DJ.
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Originally Posted By kentucky_smith:
Originally Posted By CBags04:
This thread sucks.



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Funny as hell...

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Originally Posted By Hunt11:


So true
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Originally Posted By Hunt11:
Originally Posted By STX:
Bolton looks like an old lesbian.


So true
Why do you say that?

Link Posted: 12/4/2013 1:28:28 PM EDT
Jealous of Michael Bolton!?!?!!! like I'm jealous of Steven Seagal & Val Kilmer.....

WTF?!

I respect artists who write & play their own music--he doesn't--he covers others' music. He MAY have written something, but his career as a writer isn't what he's known for--He's known for covering others' work.

I don't find him particularly talented as a singer--since he's a has-been singing in car commercials-- most of the world that listens to music agrees.

On the plus side--I've been conditioned to read ARF.com to avoid him--it's a win/win!

Maybe he'll start singing the music for "Steven Seagal--Lawman." That would surely showcase his talent.

Now if we could somehow get Jean Claude Van Damme-Annoying into those commercials--THAT would be noteworthy!
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 1:32:01 PM EDT
at least it ain't one of the goddamn geico commercials. ooh you gotta be quicker than that. fuck you.
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Originally Posted By VBC:
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He's in that snickers commercial right now.

Coincidence?

As for Michael Bolt-on I thought it was Ted Danson the first time I saw the commercial out of the corner of my eye.
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Originally Posted By triphammer1:
at least it ain't one of the goddamn geico commercials. ooh you gotta be quicker than that. fuck you.
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That's a State Farm commercial...
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:08:41 PM EDT
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The first time it was not expected and one gets the joke.

The 5th time it's old and really played out, like Toyota putting Jan in awkward situations with stupid customers, but at least we get to see Jan.

Geico used Eddie Money one time. It was funny. If they used him 5 times in different commercials, it would be lack of imagination like we get with Honda and Toyota.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:33:36 PM EDT
The commercials work. I bought an Accord Sunday.



Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:21:14 PM EDT
Then there's the Arby's commercials with "Legendary Detective" Bo Dietel or whatever the hell.

Very stupid and played out.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:22:54 PM EDT
THIS IS THE TALE


OF THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:03:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 13starsinax:
Hard to imagine that he's broke. I wish he would get off my TV.
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THIS!

Just saw one.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:14:45 PM EDT
There is this dude that works at Initech that thinks Michael Bolton is an assclown.
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