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Posted: 12/4/2013 1:47:22 AM EST
Oh my friggin' lord! I cannot hit "mute" fast enough when these commercials come on!

I thought he & Steven Seagal went away in the early 1990s--now I find Seagal's movies are shot directly on video (along with his bad hair piece) & Bolton's torturing us with car commercials.

Oh! The humanity!

And the palindrome of "Bolton" is "Notlob" not Ipswich....
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 1:51:55 AM EST
Granted he's a tool.....but those commercials tell me he has a sense of humor. Making a few bucks poking fun at himself.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 1:53:19 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 1:54:19 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 1:54:26 AM EST
Bolton looks like an old lesbian.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:11:21 AM EST
I love Seagals direct to movies.
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I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:15:28 AM EST
Hard to imagine that he's broke. I wish he would get off my TV.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:00:15 AM EST
Have you seen the Kenny G Snickers commercial?

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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:07:34 AM EST
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Oh my friggin' lord! I cannot hit "mute" fast enough when these commercials come on!.....

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These old guys could sing back in the day. Most of them don't know when to quit.
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There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 3:29:11 AM EST
I always loathed Bolton....replaced with Buble...must be his cousin or something.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:22:10 AM EST
It's kinda funny to see this thread. Every time I see that commercial I think to myself how much I hate it.
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This thread sucks.



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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:37:11 AM EST
I love Bolton. He is a really funny guy if you ever talk to him.
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Granted he's a tool.....but those commercials tell me he has a sense of humor. Making a few bucks poking fun at himself.
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And the commercial I saw only had him in it for about three seconds.
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I can't believe I told those guys I liked Michael Bolton's music.


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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:39:35 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:46:20 AM EST
They ought to give Kenny G some commercials too.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:48:14 AM EST
Is that who that guy is? I knew he had to be someone famous, but had no idea who.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:51:20 AM EST
Jealous of MB much?
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:52:05 AM EST
You younger guys probably don't remember he was a rocker before he started doing the syrupy chick music.


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I kinda like his singing.


He has a powerful voice. And talent.
He is just a real jerk.



I heard he's actually pretty cool. He was apparently passing quietly through my city a few months ago and a local radio dj ran into him at a restaurant, started talking with him and ended up having dinner with him. The DJ said he was really cool, and he never did tell MB he was a local DJ.
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Why do you say that?

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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 12:28:28 PM EST
Jealous of Michael Bolton!?!?!!! like I'm jealous of Steven Seagal & Val Kilmer.....

WTF?!

I respect artists who write & play their own music--he doesn't--he covers others' music. He MAY have written something, but his career as a writer isn't what he's known for--He's known for covering others' work.

I don't find him particularly talented as a singer--since he's a has-been singing in car commercials-- most of the world that listens to music agrees.

On the plus side--I've been conditioned to read ARF.com to avoid him--it's a win/win!

Maybe he'll start singing the music for "Steven Seagal--Lawman." That would surely showcase his talent.

Now if we could somehow get Jean Claude Van Damme-Annoying into those commercials--THAT would be noteworthy!
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 12:32:01 PM EST
at least it ain't one of the goddamn geico commercials. ooh you gotta be quicker than that. fuck you.
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He's in that snickers commercial right now.

Coincidence?

As for Michael Bolt-on I thought it was Ted Danson the first time I saw the commercial out of the corner of my eye.
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at least it ain't one of the goddamn geico commercials. ooh you gotta be quicker than that. fuck you.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:25:19 PM EST
The first time it was not expected and one gets the joke.

The 5th time it's old and really played out, like Toyota putting Jan in awkward situations with stupid customers, but at least we get to see Jan.

Geico used Eddie Money one time. It was funny. If they used him 5 times in different commercials, it would be lack of imagination like we get with Honda and Toyota.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 2:33:36 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:21:14 PM EST
Then there's the Arby's commercials with "Legendary Detective" Bo Dietel or whatever the hell.

Very stupid and played out.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2013 4:22:54 PM EST
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There is this dude that works at Initech that thinks Michael Bolton is an assclown.
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