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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:07:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You ass. I want my 3 minutes back. All that anticipation and no pay off. Here's something to help this thread.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUPN5HSrdCoQuote HistoryQuoted: You ass. I want my 3 minutes back. All that anticipation and no pay off. Here's something to help this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUPN5HSrdCowhite box certainly helps. thx
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:07:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:08:18 AM EDT
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white box certainly helps. thx Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You ass. I want my 3 minutes back. All that anticipation and no pay off. Here's something to help this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUPN5HSrdCowhite box certainly helps. thx Yeah, I can't figure out why this youtube won't embed. I've never had an issue before. ETA: Got it. That "s" messed it up.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:10:52 AM EDT
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They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High.  The rest become entomologists. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:12:03 AM EDT
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Name Him "Zorak".
The Ol' Crew Chief |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:14:41 AM EDT
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Pray with him. This... 
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:15:27 AM EDT
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I found this guy on my patio last week. It looked like a rolled up leaf. I'd never seen one before that wasn't green.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:15:32 AM EDT
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You ass. I want my 3 minutes back. All that anticipation and no pay off. Quote HistoryQuoted:
You ass. I want my 3 minutes back. All that anticipation and no pay off. Thats like sex with me. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:16:00 AM EDT
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Grow him into a giant mantis and use him to slay your enemies. Then start a facebook poll to get him added into a popular 3D fighting game. Scroll down to #8 |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:17:22 AM EDT
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catch tarantula or other nasty ass bug like thing and death match
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:17:58 AM EDT
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The rest become entomologists. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High. The rest become entomologists. So you're saying the OP is an ento--, ent--, . . . bug guy? 
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:18:50 AM EDT
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Have sex with it and report back what happens during the refractory period to tell us how dirty you feel. Your thread will instantly grow by 5 or 6 pages. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:19:30 AM EDT
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Scaled space program?
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:21:33 AM EDT
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So I caught a Preying Mantis, now what? Already fed him a fly Take some pictures of it with your best camera and let it go. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:23:52 AM EDT
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So you're saying the OP is an ento--, ent--, . . . bug guy? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High. The rest become entomologists. So you're saying the OP is an ento--, ent--, . . . bug guy? Ento-curious perhaps. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:24:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryMANTII FROM SPACE!!! |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:26:53 AM EDT
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I found this guy on my patio last week. It looked like a rolled up leaf. I'd never seen one before that wasn't green. <a href="http://s1239.photobucket.com/user/apemanwithferaldog/media/1005131247a_zps1fbefd3c.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff510/apemanwithferaldog/1005131247a_zps1fbefd3c.jpg</a> Yours is an adult female Stagmomantis carolina. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:27:38 AM EDT
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Pretend it's a gerbil and put it in your ass.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:28:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOh thank god. I was so worried the mantis was going to get him. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:29:49 AM EDT
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Pretend it's a gerbil and put it in your ass. Doucheatron300 = richard geere? |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:31:59 AM EDT
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Catch a worthy adversary and get yer Thunderdome on.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:33:28 AM EDT
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The statement and your name/avatar are cracking me up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High. The statement and your name/avatar are cracking me up. You are not alone. 
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:33:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yours is an adult female Stagmomantis carolina. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I found this guy on my patio last week. It looked like a rolled up leaf. I'd never seen one before that wasn't green. <a href="http://s1239.photobucket.com/user/apemanwithferaldog/media/1005131247a_zps1fbefd3c.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff510/apemanwithferaldog/1005131247a_zps1fbefd3c.jpg</a> Yours is an adult female Stagmomantis carolina. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:37:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:43:31 AM EDT
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My boxer pup came inside from the yard last week with a praying mantis attached to his lip. Thought it was a stick at first until I went to take it from off his face... it swiped at me and the pup ate the sucker. Poor Mantis.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 11:54:11 AM EDT
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So I caught a Preying Mantis, now what? Already fed him a fly Find out his religion. 
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:09:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:12:23 PM EDT
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Take some pictures of it with your best camera and let it go. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I caught a Preying Mantis, now what? Already fed him a fly Take some pictures of it with your best camera and let it go. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:14:52 PM EDT
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Get your self a small terrium, give him/her some stuff to hang from (fake plants/tree etcs), buy your self some crickets. Enjoy the coolest pet for a few months.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:17:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:18:08 PM EDT
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Make it fight a spider.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:20:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWas that Pedro narrating ? 
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:23:02 PM EDT
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Buy a really expensive camera with a good macro lens.
Then take pics of wife. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:31:37 PM EDT
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The statement and your name/avatar are cracking me up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High. The statement and your name/avatar are cracking me up. **cough** **cough** hypocrite **cough**
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:34:12 PM EDT
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Let em go
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:43:33 PM EDT
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Mantis versus Wasp Thunderdome.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:47:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDid that several times as a kid. I never had ANY thing come back alive.
I'm guessing the G's at launch are enormous. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:50:24 PM EDT
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Mantis versus Wasp Thunderdome. There are a bunch of them. Japanese Bug Fights. Some of them, you kind of get to feeling sorry for the loser.
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:52:52 PM EDT
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They make a showing around here in August and don't live long. Set him free to eat bugs and then be eaten by a bird and then you can kill and eat the bird, then poop in the woods and the flies will eat your poop.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:55:41 PM EDT
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This time of year, and the fact that it still has its head, means it's probably a female that is looking to lay her eggs somewhere. Mantis' lay their eggs right before winter; usually have big fat abdomens. Again, probably a seriously pregnant female since after they lay their eggs they die. Free the mantis!  Free the mantis! Free the mantis! This |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 12:59:08 PM EDT
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Find it a mate. Put them in an airtight 50 gallon fish tank.
Make the environment of the fish tank have a 50% higher oxygen concentration. Begin giant Mantis breeding program. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 1:01:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat was actually pretty damn cool. Super slo-mo of the mantis strikes would be epic. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 1:05:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 1:05:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I found this guy on my patio last week. It looked like a rolled up leaf. I'd never seen one before that wasn't green. http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff510/apemanwithferaldog/1005131247a_zps1fbefd3c.jpg Here's a cool variation I saw a few years ago.  |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 1:06:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Doucheatron300 = richard geere? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pretend it's a gerbil and put it in your ass. Doucheatron300 = richard geere? Lemiwinks. Duh.... |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 1:08:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Give him a real meal: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ptaoLuNCUnY/Tt4cJVj8bpI/AAAAAAAADxk/SSfDq8V8TBU/s1600/Giant+Weta+_BRFAL.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Free the mantis. If not feed him crickets which can you buy at pet stores. Give him a real meal: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ptaoLuNCUnY/Tt4cJVj8bpI/AAAAAAAADxk/SSfDq8V8TBU/s1600/Giant+Weta+_BRFAL.jpg |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 1:14:41 PM EDT
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Release it!
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Posted: 11/6/2013 2:14:21 PM EDT
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Here's a cool variation I saw a few years ago. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t135/eracer1111/Guitar/AGF%20Manatee%2012_08/20081213_1206.jpg Nice photo of an adult female Gonatista grisea. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 2:14:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They are HIGHLY beneficial insects. I'd let it go, so it can do its good in your yard. Most kids grow out of the "catch it and keep it" phase by the time they hit Jr. High. Honeybees might disagree: |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 2:25:56 PM EDT
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Teach him basic gun safety and how to shoot.
In between sessions read him "Atlas Shrugged" and play Rush's "2112" album (preferably on vinyl). |
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