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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:14:16 AM EST
Do female astronauts wear bras in space? The purpose of a bra is to hold up those saggy fun bags right? So if there is no gravity they won't sag but maybe they will float around in all directions and something has to keep them close or minimize nipple stimulation or keep them warm?
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Brahs in space.
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:15:56 AM EST
What an excellent debate for the day.... I am curious myself.
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Fitted space suits.


All space titties defy gravity. Just like in heaven.
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:17:13 AM EST
I would imagine so. I'm sure they don't won't them flopping around every where.

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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:18:40 AM EST
Gravity "lifts and supports"
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:18:41 AM EST
Milk in bags. Wait a min
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In either case we need picture evidence.
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I'd like to do some research on the subject.
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:20:19 AM EST
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Sandra Bullock wore on when she was in space.

Most female astronauts however
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:20:27 AM EST
A bra not only lifts, but pushes.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CrazyWhiteGuy:
Fitted space suits.


All space titties defy gravity. Just like in heaven.



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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:24:23 AM EST
Gravity the movie? Who cares? We need 3D space porn!

Cracked.com did an interesting story about what the human body does in space but forgot to cover what big boobs do in space.

Face gets more round. No gravity pulling it down.
You always feel like you have a head cold since your sinuses don't drain.

I am guessing a big boobed woman would need a bra designed for space. Rather than hold them up, it should plaster them to the body, like a sports bra.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CrazyWhiteGuy:
Fitted space suits.


All space titties defy gravity. Just like in heaven.


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:

I am guessing a big boobed woman would need a bra designed for space. Rather than hold them up, it should plaster them to the body, like a sports bra.


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:
Gravity the movie? Who cares? We need 3D space porn!

Cracked.com did an interesting story about what the human body does in space but forgot to cover what big boobs do in space.

Face gets more round. No gravity pulling it down.
You always feel like you have a head cold since your sinuses don't drain.

I am guessing a big boobed woman would need a bra designed for space. Rather than hold them up, it should plaster them to the body, like a sports bra.


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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:41:37 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By woozman:
Do female astronauts wear bras in space?


Yes.
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:42:35 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By dillehayd:
Originally Posted By woozman:
Do female astronauts wear bras in space?


Yes.


What's the point ?
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:43:44 AM EST
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:47:13 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.

I wouldn't mind 40DDs in my face all the time!
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:48:46 AM EST
There is probably some obscure film with naked women in the 747 zero G environment. I'm sure some NASA geek procured funds for such testing in the 60's or 70's.
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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:49:04 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.


You can't mitigate all the danger out of space travel.

In the 1950s on our missions to Mars there were women on board who had 40DDs and they were shaped like two sharp points. Someone could have easily lost an eye if they hit turbulence/meteorite fields/tractor beams.

We took the risk of big space titties then, we must accept the risk of big space titties now.

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Posted: 10/17/2013 6:49:54 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.


Did you think through what you wrote?

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By woozman:
Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.

I wouldn't mind 40DDs in my face all the time!

What if they were your own 40dd's
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Space needs more Seven of Nine space suits.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Gun_Crank:
Space needs more Seven of Nine space suites.


While she is sweet, I don't think that word means what you think it does.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.
Well that does it. Let's start a Whitehouse.gov petition demanding NASA send XCRMonger to space.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By chmodx:
What an excellent debate for the day.... I am curious myself.



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By woozman:
Originally Posted By dillehayd:
Originally Posted By woozman:
Do female astronauts wear bras in space?


Yes.


What's the point ?


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MonkeyFist:
Originally Posted By Gun_Crank:
Space needs more Seven of Nine space suites.


While she is sweet, I don't think that word means what you think it does.

Well at least I can spell potatoe as good as the former VP.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By dillehayd:
Originally Posted By woozman:
Originally Posted By dillehayd:
Originally Posted By woozman:
Do female astronauts wear bras in space?


Yes.


What's the point ?


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.
Well that does it. Let's start a Whitehouse.gov petition demanding NASA send XCRMonger to space.


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SS109:
Get real guys! If you had 40DD's in space would you want them to keep hitting you in the chin?

Big boobs would be fun to watch floating around loose, but they would get in the way working.



You do know that 40 means she's a big girl right? While I don't mind it, I think most of ARFCOM does.

Something like 32-36J is more like it
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Yes, the female astronauts wear them. Here is Dick Scobee's Stowed Clothing list for STS-41C. Note Line 4


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Posted: 10/17/2013 7:20:14 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By woozman:
Do female astronauts wear bras in space? The purpose of a bra is to hold up those saggy fun bags right? So if there is no gravity they won't sag but maybe they will float around in all directions and something has to keep them close or minimize nipple stimulation or keep them warm?

thanx, now i'm gonna spend the next couple hours trying to find zero G boobies on youtube
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Posted: 10/17/2013 7:22:29 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CrazyWhiteGuy:
Fitted space suits.


All space titties defy gravity. Just like in heaven.



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waiting for the space boob pic in BOTD
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Have you ever met an astronautress? They don't have tits.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By XMM:
Brahs in space.


Would totally watch that....
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looks legit to me


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By manchu39:
Originally Posted By CrazyWhiteGuy:
Fitted space suits.


All space titties defy gravity. Just like in heaven.





And in water. Boobs float, or are at least neutral when submerged.

I have been schnorkeling with several wimmenz that decided to go topless.

It was a wonderful sight - boobs without gravity are truly amazing.
Take away the sag, and they all look great. But then we already knew that.



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Not to hi-jack, but on similar lines -

Are there any reports of astronauts having sex in space?

I mean hetro sex between male and female,

Not the 'alone' or teh ghay kind.

Just curious - space shuttle = ultimate mile-high club.

Somebody must have, just for the bragging rights, if nothing else.
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If there ever was a thread for the "Cool Starry Bra" pic, this is it.
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I need to get my eyes checked. I read "Bars in space."

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By us-kiwi:
Not to hi-jack, but on similar lines -

Are there any reports of astronauts having sex in space?

I mean hetro sex between male and female,

Not the 'alone' or teh ghay kind.

Just curious - space shuttle = ultimate mile-high club.

Somebody must have, just for the bragging rights, if nothing else.

Officially according to NASA this has never happened but you have to think for the purposes of science someone has tried it and probably even written a report about how it went.

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