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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:09:51 PM EST
She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:10:58 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Raytrace:
She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter.


The fuck?
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:11:29 PM EST
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:02 PM EST
Go away Joe Biden, we don't like you.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:04 PM EST
If you say so sport.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:13 PM EST
Um....No
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2013 3:14:56 PM EST by GrandfatherCoyote]
Andy Griffith Show?

ETA: Yup:


"Flop Eared Mule"
Use to have an old Banjo,
It was all strung up with twine,
And the only song you could hear me sing was,
I wish that gal was mine.
Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys.
I wish that gal was mine,
And the only song you could hear me sing,
Was I wish that gal was mine.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule has run away.

Took my wife to the barn yard,
And I sit her down to supper,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the butter.

Stuck her nose in the butter,
Stuck her nose in the butter,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the butter.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
Tie a knot in that old mules tail,
Before he runs away.

Your face is like a coffee pot,
Your nose is like a spout,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Well, With all the ashes out, boys,
With all the ashes out,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule has run away.
{REPEAT AND FADE}
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:13:13 PM EST
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Raytrace:
She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter.


We judge ourselves by our intentions, others by their actions and then wonder why there are so many disagreements.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:13:38 PM EST
Take his pot needles away.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:14:21 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:15:04 PM EST
Ban.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:15:43 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:16:29 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Raytrace:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:16:49 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Ban.


I normally don't judge so soon, but ain't this kid already a couple of threads in? I'll agree with you
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:17:21 PM EST
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Got a Flop Eared Mule for sale?
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:18:06 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By Raytrace:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.


*sigh* I guess I'm alone again. Aint nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:18:53 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Spitcup:
Got a Flop Eared mule for sale?


No, but I got a yeller hen. (yeller as gold)
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:19:09 PM EST
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:20:19 PM EST
Ernest T. would be proud.

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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:25:08 PM EST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0l-ywr8DW8

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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:26:06 PM EST
Whoa! mule.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:56:48 PM EST
Good job OP. You stumped most of the multi thousand post geniuses of GC.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:59:11 PM EST
She's like a catchers mitt opening up with a stink of a varsity locker room
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:03:04 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Raytrace:
Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.


Do you
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:03:33 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Raytrace:
Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.


Do you.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:05:22 PM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
She's like a catchers mitt opening up with a stink of a varsity locker room


You got just a few to many syllables.

Fun fact: The song"flop eared mule aka "buckin mule" was known for it's uncanny proprietary ability for band members to author their own lines quickly.
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