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Posted: 10/11/2013 3:09:51 PM EST
She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 3:10:58 PM EST
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The fuck?

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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 3:11:29 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:02 PM EST
Go away Joe Biden, we don't like you.

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If you say so sport.
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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:13 PM EST
Um....No

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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 3:12:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2013 3:14:56 PM EST by GrandfatherCoyote]
Andy Griffith Show?

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"Flop Eared Mule"
Use to have an old Banjo,
It was all strung up with twine,
And the only song you could hear me sing was,
I wish that gal was mine.
Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys.
I wish that gal was mine,
And the only song you could hear me sing,
Was I wish that gal was mine.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule has run away.

Took my wife to the barn yard,
And I sit her down to supper,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the butter.

Stuck her nose in the butter,
Stuck her nose in the butter,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the butter.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
Tie a knot in that old mules tail,
Before he runs away.

Your face is like a coffee pot,
Your nose is like a spout,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Well, With all the ashes out, boys,
With all the ashes out,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule has run away.
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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 3:13:13 PM EST
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Take his pot needles away.
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I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.

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Ban.
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Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?

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Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?
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Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.
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I normally don't judge so soon, but ain't this kid already a couple of threads in? I'll agree with you
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Got a Flop Eared Mule for sale?

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No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.
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Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.


*sigh* I guess I'm alone again. Aint nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone.

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No, but I got a yeller hen. (yeller as gold)

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Ernest T. would be proud.

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Good job OP. You stumped most of the multi thousand post geniuses of GC.
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If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.


Do you
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If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.


Do you.
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You got just a few to many syllables.

Fun fact: The song"flop eared mule aka "buckin mule" was known for it's uncanny proprietary ability for band members to author their own lines quickly.

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