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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:09:51 PM EDT
She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:10:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raytrace:
She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter.
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The fuck?
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:11:29 PM EDT
13er
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:02 PM EDT
Go away Joe Biden, we don't like you.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:04 PM EDT
If you say so sport.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:13 PM EDT
Um....No
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2013 4:14:56 PM EDT by GrandfatherCoyote]
Andy Griffith Show?

ETA: Yup:


"Flop Eared Mule"
Use to have an old Banjo,
It was all strung up with twine,
And the only song you could hear me sing was,
I wish that gal was mine.
Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys.
I wish that gal was mine,
And the only song you could hear me sing,
Was I wish that gal was mine.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule has run away.

Took my wife to the barn yard,
And I sit her down to supper,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the butter.

Stuck her nose in the butter,
Stuck her nose in the butter,
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg,
And stuck her nose in the butter.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
Tie a knot in that old mules tail,
Before he runs away.

Your face is like a coffee pot,
Your nose is like a spout,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Well, With all the ashes out, boys,
With all the ashes out,
Your mouth is like a fireplace,
With all the ashes out.

Whoa mule, you kicking mule,
Whoa mule, I say,
I ain't got time to kiss you now,
My mule has run away.
{REPEAT AND FADE}
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:13:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:13:38 PM EDT
Take his pot needles away.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:14:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
If you say so sport.
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I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:15:04 PM EDT
Ban.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:15:43 PM EDT
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Andy Griffith Show?
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Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:16:29 PM EDT
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Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:16:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Ban.
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I normally don't judge so soon, but ain't this kid already a couple of threads in? I'll agree with you
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:17:08 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 10/11/2013 4:18:30 PM EDT by Spitcup]
Got a Flop Eared Mule for sale?
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:18:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By Raytrace:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Andy Griffith Show?

Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music?



No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now.


*sigh* I guess I'm alone again. Aint nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:18:53 PM EDT
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No, but I got a yeller hen. (yeller as gold)
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:19:09 PM EDT
In.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:20:19 PM EDT
Ernest T. would be proud.

Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:25:08 PM EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0l-ywr8DW8

It took a jaybird 40 years to fly from horn to horn.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:26:06 PM EDT
Whoa! mule.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:56:48 PM EDT
Good job OP. You stumped most of the multi thousand post geniuses of GC.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 4:59:11 PM EDT
She's like a catchers mitt opening up with a stink of a varsity locker room
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 5:03:04 PM EDT
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I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.
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Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.


Do you
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 5:03:33 PM EDT
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I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.
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Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
If you say so sport.



I bet you listen to dubstep and rap.


Do you.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 5:05:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
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You got just a few to many syllables.

Fun fact: The song"flop eared mule aka "buckin mule" was known for it's uncanny proprietary ability for band members to author their own lines quickly.
Link Posted: 10/11/2013 5:25:48 PM EDT
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