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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:10 PM
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:11 PM
You use their $8.99 deal?
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:40 PM
I don't know.

I am not a fucking pizza delivery dude.
I'm not mean, you're just a pussy.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:43 PM
Who cares if you freak out a pizza guy?
Send them to Triage and let God sort 'em out!
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:50 PM
Are you wearing anything else?

That might freak out a pizza dude.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:51 PM
No, but your gimp suit is going the scare the shit out of him.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:10:52 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:11:03 PM
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:11:46 PM
I was going to say no, then I noticed the CA.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:12:02 PM
If the delivery person is a smoking hot 18+ year old female try to offer your penis as gratuity.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:12:13 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By AmorphousBlob:
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:12:30 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.



I had to use my points this week too or they would dissappear.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:12:49 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By AKengineer:
I was going to say no, then I noticed the CA.

That is why is ask
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:12:50 PM
Next time show him your cock and see which one freaks him out more.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:13:05 PM
In for pizza delivery AAR.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:13:14 PM
Uh, I did it once in Bama about 10 years ago. The guy didn't care.

I guess he thought we were law enforcement. I'm sure the pizza guy has seen just about everything.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:14:50 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By AmorphousBlob:
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.


You might be surprised. He's probably more interested in completing the transaction and leaving than anything you are wearing. Only guy I ever noticed with a gun while delivering pizza in college was the guy cleaning his AR on his porch.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:14:58 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Smitro:
If the delivery person is a smoking hot 18+ year old female try to offer your penis as gratuity.


Just the tip?
Send them to Triage and let God sort 'em out!
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:15:02 PM
Mmmm pizza. What kinda pie did you order?
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:15:05 PM
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If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour.

ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:15:22 PM
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:15:23 PM
Concealed means concealed. Why advertise the fact that you're armed? So later that night when he mentions the goofy customer with the gun to his sketchy friends, they can come back and empty your safe while you're away at work?

Did this just turn into an OC thread/debate? Oh shhhhnap!
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:16:14 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.


Papa John's sells pies now?
I'm not mean, you're just a pussy.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:16:40 PM
In for the 911 tape.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:16:54 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By WyattEarp:
Mmmm pizza. What kinda pie did you order?

The max meat pizza!
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:17:06 PM
Will you freak out if he is as well?
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:17:30 PM
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Will you freak out if he is as well?


Maybe they can take turns.

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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:17:45 PM
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He will never notice.

I open carry a Glock 20 during the summer to screw with the tourists, and about 1 in 20 even notice.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:18:17 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Will you freak out if he is as well?

It is Kali. Unlikely.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:18:33 PM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour.

ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea.


He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:19:21 PM
In before "Ask a guy who's house got broke into" anything???
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:19:24 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By AmorphousBlob:
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.

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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:19:30 PM
Damn I forgot to get pizza for dinner tonight... PJs has 50% off on the days after Broncos wins
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:19:32 PM
he'll probably be more freaked out, by you standing there nekkid....
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:22:37 PM
I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you



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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:23:16 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 55sixer:
I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you




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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:24:22 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 55sixer:
I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you





Me too, it's 10:23PM here and I want a pizza. Thanks OP.

I have some shitty red baron pizza in the freezer and it works if you're desperate.. but I'm not so desperate that I want to face the 3AM pizza sauce heartburn.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:24:24 PM
Are you not worried that he will come back someday to steal your firearms?
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:24:58 PM


No NY pizza, but their stuff ain't bad.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:25:05 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
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I was going to say no, then I noticed the CA.

That is why is ask


I delivered pizza in CA for a few years.
Wouldnt have bothered me in the least.
Now the shaky handed black kid that was pointing a gun at me in a dark alley, yeah, didnt like that too much.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:25:14 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By sanunan:
Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour.

ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea.


He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him.


My buddy used to live out in the country, we could tell the delivery guy was getting close bc we could here him tapping his one-hitter out on the half rolled down window.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:25:25 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.



Pie? God I hate that term.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:25:27 PM
I dont know about the gun, but I'm sorry that you were forced to order Papa John's
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:25:47 PM
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Why would you order that garbage?

Get real pizza instead...
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:26:18 PM
Papa Johns must be pretty rough in CA.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:27:37 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By beardog30:
Why would you order that garbage?

My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:28:54 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By beardog30:
Why would you order that garbage?

My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated.

I wouldn't feel obligated until they started making something resembling good pizza.
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Posted: 9/24/2013 11:29:00 PM
Max meat pizza, eh?

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