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Posted: 9/24/2013 7:09:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:10 PM EDT
Yes
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:11 PM EDT
You use their $8.99 deal?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:40 PM EDT
I don't know.

I am not a fucking pizza delivery dude.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:43 PM EDT
Who cares if you freak out a pizza guy?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:50 PM EDT
Are you wearing anything else?

That might freak out a pizza dude.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:51 PM EDT
No, but your gimp suit is going the scare the shit out of him.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:10:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
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Had enough points to get a free pie.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:11:03 PM EDT
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:11:46 PM EDT
I was going to say no, then I noticed the CA.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:12:02 PM EDT
If the delivery person is a smoking hot 18+ year old female try to offer your penis as gratuity.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:12:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AmorphousBlob:
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.
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Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:12:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

Had enough points to get a free pie.
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.



I had to use my points this week too or they would dissappear.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:12:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AKengineer:
I was going to say no, then I noticed the CA.
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That is why is ask
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:12:50 PM EDT
Next time show him your cock and see which one freaks him out more.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:13:05 PM EDT
In for pizza delivery AAR.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:13:14 PM EDT
Uh, I did it once in Bama about 10 years ago. The guy didn't care.

I guess he thought we were law enforcement. I'm sure the pizza guy has seen just about everything.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:14:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By AmorphousBlob:
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.


You might be surprised. He's probably more interested in completing the transaction and leaving than anything you are wearing. Only guy I ever noticed with a gun while delivering pizza in college was the guy cleaning his AR on his porch.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:14:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Smitro:
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Just the tip?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:15:02 PM EDT
Mmmm pizza. What kinda pie did you order?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:15:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:15:22 PM EDT
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Double
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:15:23 PM EDT
Concealed means concealed. Why advertise the fact that you're armed? So later that night when he mentions the goofy customer with the gun to his sketchy friends, they can come back and empty your safe while you're away at work?

Did this just turn into an OC thread/debate? Oh shhhhnap!
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:16:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

Had enough points to get a free pie.
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.


Papa John's sells pies now?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:16:40 PM EDT
In for the 911 tape.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:16:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WyattEarp:
Mmmm pizza. What kinda pie did you order?
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The max meat pizza!
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:17:06 PM EDT
Will you freak out if he is as well?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:17:30 PM EDT
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Maybe they can take turns.

Ahhhhh!!!


Ahhhhhhhh!!

etc.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:17:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2013 7:18:09 PM EDT by Skg_Mre_Lght]
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:18:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
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It is Kali. Unlikely.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:18:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2013 7:19:19 PM EDT by sanunan]
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Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour.

ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea.
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He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:19:21 PM EDT
In before "Ask a guy who's house got broke into" anything???
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:19:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.
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Originally Posted By AmorphousBlob:
Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.

Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice.

Tell Tubbs to answer the door.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:19:30 PM EDT
Damn I forgot to get pizza for dinner tonight... PJs has 50% off on the days after Broncos wins
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:19:32 PM EDT
he'll probably be more freaked out, by you standing there nekkid....
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:21:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:21:46 PM EDT
Dear Penthouse...
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:22:37 PM EDT
I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you



Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:23:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 55sixer:
I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you



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Originally Posted By 55sixer:
I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you



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Me too, it's 10:23PM here and I want a pizza. Thanks OP.

I have some shitty red baron pizza in the freezer and it works if you're desperate.. but I'm not so desperate that I want to face the 3AM pizza sauce heartburn.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:24:24 PM EDT
Are you not worried that he will come back someday to steal your firearms?
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:24:58 PM EDT


No NY pizza, but their stuff ain't bad.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:25:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

That is why is ask
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By AKengineer:
I was going to say no, then I noticed the CA.

That is why is ask


I delivered pizza in CA for a few years.
Wouldnt have bothered me in the least.
Now the shaky handed black kid that was pointing a gun at me in a dark alley, yeah, didnt like that too much.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:25:14 PM EDT
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He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him.
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Originally Posted By sanunan:
Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour.

ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea.


He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him.


My buddy used to live out in the country, we could tell the delivery guy was getting close bc we could here him tapping his one-hitter out on the half rolled down window.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:25:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

Had enough points to get a free pie.
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
You use their $8.99 deal?

Had enough points to get a free pie.



Pie? God I hate that term.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:25:27 PM EDT
I dont know about the gun, but I'm sorry that you were forced to order Papa John's
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:25:47 PM EDT
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Why would you order that garbage?

Get real pizza instead...
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:26:18 PM EDT
Papa Johns must be pretty rough in CA.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:27:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By beardog30:
Why would you order that garbage?
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My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:28:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:

My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated.
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Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Originally Posted By beardog30:
Why would you order that garbage?

My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated.

I wouldn't feel obligated until they started making something resembling good pizza.
Link Posted: 9/24/2013 7:29:00 PM EDT
Max meat pizza, eh?

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