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Posted: 9/24/2013 7:09:30 PM EDT
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Are you wearing anything else?
That might freak out a pizza dude. |
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No, but your gimp suit is going the scare the shit out of him.
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Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice.
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If the delivery person is a smoking hot 18+ year old female try to offer your penis as gratuity.
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Next time show him your cock and see which one freaks him out more.
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Uh, I did it once in Bama about 10 years ago. The guy didn't care.
I guess he thought we were law enforcement. I'm sure the pizza guy has seen just about everything. |
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Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Maybe, but I doubt it. Don't make a big deal out of it and tip the dude. I doubt he'll notice. Shoulder rig in a tank top. He will notice. You might be surprised. He's probably more interested in completing the transaction and leaving than anything you are wearing. Only guy I ever noticed with a gun while delivering pizza in college was the guy cleaning his AR on his porch. |
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If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour.
ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea. |
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Concealed means concealed. Why advertise the fact that you're armed? So later that night when he mentions the goofy customer with the gun to his sketchy friends, they can come back and empty your safe while you're away at work?
Did this just turn into an OC thread/debate? Oh shhhhnap! |
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He will never notice.
I open carry a Glock 20 during the summer to screw with the tourists, and about 1 in 20 even notice. |
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If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour. ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea. View Quote He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him. |
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Damn I forgot to get pizza for dinner tonight... PJs has 50% off on the days after Broncos wins
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he'll probably be more freaked out, by you standing there nekkid....
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I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you
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I'm really hungry, and now you have reminded me of the garlic dipping sauce and i hate you View Quote Me too, it's 10:23PM here and I want a pizza. Thanks OP. I have some shitty red baron pizza in the freezer and it works if you're desperate.. but I'm not so desperate that I want to face the 3AM pizza sauce heartburn. |
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Are you not worried that he will come back someday to steal your firearms?
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I delivered pizza in CA for a few years. Wouldnt have bothered me in the least. Now the shaky handed black kid that was pointing a gun at me in a dark alley, yeah, didnt like that too much. |
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He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If it isn't his first night on the job, no. Chances are it won't be the strangest thing he sees that hour. ETA: As for showing the delivery person your cock, that won't shock them either, paying for your pizza butt naked is not exactly an original idea. He won't even blink an eye....if anything he will just immediately assume you are a cop and want to GTFO of there before you smell the weed on him. My buddy used to live out in the country, we could tell the delivery guy was getting close bc we could here him tapping his one-hitter out on the half rolled down window. |
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I dont know about the gun, but I'm sorry that you were forced to order Papa John's
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My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why would you order that garbage? My buddy owns a Papa Johns. I kinda feel obligated. I wouldn't feel obligated until they started making something resembling good pizza. |
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