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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:41:13 PM EDT
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Girlfriend here wants to know if you'll bring her some yarn from those Alpacas.
It looks like they won't be needing it anymore. |
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:41:39 PM EDT
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Okay, I have a story. My buddy, who's ex-army (fister), was drunk as hell and talking to two hookers, while I was busy talking to the very cute waitress (Anna) that has taken a liking to me. I told my buddy (who we have nicknamed "Filth") to stop talking to the two skanks, but he insisted that I translate "How much for both?" They responded, "400 soles for both and we will do anything you want!" I was like   x10. My buddy says, "Hell, no!" So, they then drop the price to 200 soles, which is $71. My buddy lights up and starts to walk out with them after they say this, so I follow cuz these hookers look shady as hell. I can't see my other buddy so I text him I have a situation with Filth and need to talk dumbass out of the situation. I get no response because he never checks his phone and is busy talking to a legit local girl who know english. We get to the hotel and the front desk says no visitors. I'm relieved, thinking, this shit is over. But, is it? Hell no. The hookers then say, "We have a place, come with us." I see my fucking live flash before my eyes and see us getting stabbed to death at some hotel. I try to talk my buddy out of it but he's on a mission. Next thing you know, we are in a taxi for about 8 mins and end up at another hotel, which is putting it loosely. My buddy pays for the room and we walk about 5 ft and go into a room...which looks like a room from a horror movie. The room is in poor shape, with one bed, a couch and a bathroom. The paint looks old and theres a mirror on the wall at bed level. At this point, we get a text from our buddy telling us the wait staff are saying we are probably get robbed, killed or both. At this point, my buddy sobers up and says, "what the fuck are we doing here? We nees to ex-fil asap" i give the hookers some money for wasting their time and smooth things over im spanish. I grab my buddy and get the hell out of dodge. We end up back at the club and the waitress thas was sweet one completely gives me the cold shoulder cuz she saw me leave with Filth and the skanks. That's what I get for tryimg to save my buddy's ass. I'll never forget you, Anna. End of story.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What do the hookers charge? Okay, I have a story. My buddy, who's ex-army (fister), was drunk as hell and talking to two hookers, while I was busy talking to the very cute waitress (Anna) that has taken a liking to me. I told my buddy (who we have nicknamed "Filth") to stop talking to the two skanks, but he insisted that I translate "How much for both?" They responded, "400 soles for both and we will do anything you want!" I was like x10. My buddy says, "Hell, no!" So, they then drop the price to 200 soles, which is $71. My buddy lights up and starts to walk out with them after they say this, so I follow cuz these hookers look shady as hell. I can't see my other buddy so I text him I have a situation with Filth and need to talk dumbass out of the situation. I get no response because he never checks his phone and is busy talking to a legit local girl who know english. We get to the hotel and the front desk says no visitors. I'm relieved, thinking, this shit is over. But, is it? Hell no. The hookers then say, "We have a place, come with us." I see my fucking live flash before my eyes and see us getting stabbed to death at some hotel. I try to talk my buddy out of it but he's on a mission. Next thing you know, we are in a taxi for about 8 mins and end up at another hotel, which is putting it loosely. My buddy pays for the room and we walk about 5 ft and go into a room...which looks like a room from a horror movie. The room is in poor shape, with one bed, a couch and a bathroom. The paint looks old and theres a mirror on the wall at bed level. At this point, we get a text from our buddy telling us the wait staff are saying we are probably get robbed, killed or both. At this point, my buddy sobers up and says, "what the fuck are we doing here? We nees to ex-fil asap" i give the hookers some money for wasting their time and smooth things over im spanish. I grab my buddy and get the hell out of dodge. We end up back at the club and the waitress thas was sweet one completely gives me the cold shoulder cuz she saw me leave with Filth and the skanks. That's what I get for tryimg to save my buddy's ass. I'll never forget you, Anna. End of story.20 spot to clerk of your hotel would have squared you for visitors |
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:41:40 PM EDT
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Yep, and KFC, BK, etcs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is there a McDonald's? Yep, and KFC, BK, etcs. Amazing. I asked in jest. |
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:42:42 PM EDT
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I lived in Arequipa for a year right out of high school.
If you can, you absolutely must go there and head straight to El Turko Doner Kebab. In all my travels around the world, there is no other kebab that compares to El Turko's. |
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:44:07 PM EDT
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have you seen George Zimmerman anywhere?
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:45:02 PM EDT
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What do the hookers charge? Okay, I have a story. My buddy, who's ex-army (fister), was drunk as hell and talking to two hookers, while I was busy talking to the very cute waitress (Anna) that has taken a liking to me. I told my buddy (who we have nicknamed "Filth") to stop talking to the two skanks, but he insisted that I translate "How much for both?" They responded, "400 soles for both and we will do anything you want!" I was like x10. My buddy says, "Hell, no!" So, they then drop the price to 200 soles, which is $71. My buddy lights up and starts to walk out with them after they say this, so I follow cuz these hookers look shady as hell. I can't see my other buddy so I text him I have a situation with Filth and need to talk dumbass out of the situation. I get no response because he never checks his phone and is busy talking to a legit local girl who know english. We get to the hotel and the front desk says no visitors. I'm relieved, thinking, this shit is over. But, is it? Hell no. The hookers then say, "We have a place, come with us." I see my fucking live flash before my eyes and see us getting stabbed to death at some hotel. I try to talk my buddy out of it but he's on a mission. Next thing you know, we are in a taxi for about 8 mins and end up at another hotel, which is putting it loosely. My buddy pays for the room and we walk about 5 ft and go into a room...which looks like a room from a horror movie. The room is in poor shape, with one bed, a couch and a bathroom. The paint looks old and theres a mirror on the wall at bed level. At this point, we get a text from our buddy telling us the wait staff are saying we are probably get robbed, killed or both. At this point, my buddy sobers up and says, "what the fuck are we doing here? We nees to ex-fil asap" i give the hookers some money for wasting their time and smooth things over im spanish. I grab my buddy and get the hell out of dodge. We end up back at the club and the waitress thas was sweet one completely gives me the cold shoulder cuz she saw me leave with Filth and the skanks. That's what I get for tryimg to save my buddy's ass. I'll never forget you, Anna. End of story.20 spot to clerk of your hotel would have squared you for visitors Negative, ghostrider. I was trying to save my buddy from whatever the vermin he was talking to were carrying. |
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:50:15 PM EDT
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cool pics are the chicks squatty and dark? They have good wifi down there? Not in Lima. Have seen some really nice looking women here. |
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Posted: 9/15/2013 3:53:17 PM EDT
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Trying to save a buddy nicknamed "Filth"
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Posted: 9/15/2013 4:04:50 PM EDT
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Alright, we are off to bar televising American football.
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Posted: 9/16/2013 7:29:26 PM EDT
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In Cusco. Experiencing possible AMS. Sucking down oxygen and fluids. I have the shits, nausea and feel like my eye is being stabbed. I may have to stay behind and forego Machu Pichu of I can not get my shit together.
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Posted: 9/16/2013 7:32:24 PM EDT
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Is Lima, Peru better than Lima, Ohio?
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Posted: 9/16/2013 7:36:20 PM EDT
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What would you compare the alpaca meat to that we usually eat in the US? I know a guy that has some and claims they are good but never seen him cook/eat one.
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Posted: 9/16/2013 7:45:11 PM EDT
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What would you compare the alpaca meat to that we usually eat in the US? I know a guy that has some and claims they are good but never seen him cook/eat one. My buddy and I agree that it is closer to beef, but really lean. It's good and tasty. You should try it. |
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Posted: 9/16/2013 7:57:17 PM EDT
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When did you learn to speak Spanish?
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Posted: 9/16/2013 8:00:24 PM EDT
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The only limerick I know.
There once was a man in Peru. Who dreamed he was eating a shoe. He woke up one night. In a terrible fright. And found out it was true. Sounds like a good time down there. |
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Posted: 9/16/2013 8:24:36 PM EDT
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When did you learn to speak Spanish? I'm a GEN 1 American of Mexican descent, so my first language was Spanish. I had to pick up English rather quickly, because as one of the few Mexican kids, I was harrased almost daily because I could not speak English. I remember telling my parents after a rough day at school (1st grade), "I'm gonna learn English to show those kids I'm not stupid!" And, well, by 2nd grade, I had pretty much caught on. So, there ya have it; I know Spanish due to my parents. 
ETA: My Spanish is good, but I get smoked by professional interpreters. |
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Posted: 9/16/2013 8:31:29 PM EDT
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In Cusco. Experiencing possible AMS. Sucking down oxygen and fluids. I have the shits, nausea and feel like my eye is being stabbed. I may have to stay behind and forego Machu Pichu of I can not get my shit together. Drink plenty of mate for the altitude sickness and relax for 24 hours to get acclimated. Machu Picchu is 4000 feet lower than Cuzco at only 7000 feet. Few people have problems there. Some people think the oxygen makes it harder to acclimate. Good luck! |
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Posted: 9/16/2013 8:34:33 PM EDT
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I'm doing better. I think I may have been dehydrated as the headache has subsided after taking Excedrin Migraine and drinking Powerade and water.
Dehydration vs AMS ETA: We had been drinking a lot in Lima, so that didn't help any. |
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Posted: 9/17/2013 4:32:39 AM EDT
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Shit, I hear even locals succumb to the effects of altitude sickness.
I also heard some of the back-woods types chew on coca leaves or make tea from it to alleviate the symptoms. |
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Posted: 9/17/2013 11:02:48 AM EDT
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I'm jealous! I really want to visit some out of the way places. I mean, who goes to Peru or Chile? I've heard that the people are very friendly and food is good, you seem to be confirming that.
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Posted: 9/17/2013 8:25:56 PM EDT
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Gonna try to post some pics tomorrow of Machu Pichu. Pretty freaking cool place.
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Posted: 9/17/2013 9:29:23 PM EDT
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Why in the hell are you wasting your time on this forum and not enjoying all Lima has to offer?
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Posted: 9/18/2013 8:07:13 AM EDT
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Gonna try to post some pics tomorrow of Machu Pichu. Pretty freaking cool place. You can do that when you get back. Do what you can while you're there brother, don't waste time on the computer. |
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Posted: 9/18/2013 8:08:28 AM EDT
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Have you been to my birthplace yet?
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Posted: 9/18/2013 8:14:03 AM EDT
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OP have you clapped any cheeks yet? better start clapping asap
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Posted: 9/18/2013 7:58:49 PM EDT
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You can do that when you get back. Do what you can while you're there brother, don't waste time on the computer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Gonna try to post some pics tomorrow of Machu Pichu. Pretty freaking cool place. You can do that when you get back. Do what you can while you're there brother, don't waste time on the computer. Roger that. Too much work trying to post stuff from my iphone, anyway. Ill post pics when I get back. |
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Posted: 9/18/2013 8:13:27 PM EDT
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How do you like the world class driving?
I was in Lima last week and spent a day at Mistura! Gotta love eating all day and getting paid for it! Lima was an amazing time hope you have a blast! -Brock |
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Posted: 9/18/2013 8:37:44 PM EDT
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How do you like the world class driving?
I was in Lima last week and spent a day at Mistura! Gotta love eating all day and getting paid for it! Lima was an amazing time hope you have a blast! -Brock We were there Sat and Sun!! Crazy. |
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Posted: 9/18/2013 8:38:51 PM EDT
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OP have you clapped any cheeks yet? better start clapping asap Lol! I'm cool, brah! |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 12:39:20 PM EDT
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Any hat. I don't care if says "Eat at Joe's Crab Shack" Having a hat from Lima, Peru would be badass. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Will you buy me a hat? What kinda hat? Any hat. I don't care if says "Eat at Joe's Crab Shack" Having a hat from Lima, Peru would be badass. Here's your hat, bro: 
PM ur address. ETA: It's OD green, but doesn't show up well in the pic. |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:18:48 PM EDT
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Here's your hat, bro: http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h113/urbankaos04/image_zpscfa55164.jpg PM ur address. ETA: It's OD green, but doesn't show up well in the pic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Will you buy me a hat? What kinda hat? Any hat. I don't care if says "Eat at Joe's Crab Shack" Having a hat from Lima, Peru would be badass. Here's your hat, bro: http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h113/urbankaos04/image_zpscfa55164.jpg PM ur address. ETA: It's OD green, but doesn't show up well in the pic. Yeeha! I'm finally getting a hat from Peru. |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:24:52 PM EDT
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Just send me your info so I can send you the hat once I get back.
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:26:35 PM EDT
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How's the surf?
How's the coffee? |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:45:26 PM EDT
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Have you seen Eric Bartoli??
He's a fugitive accused of stealing 65 million from investors and supposed to be down there on the run. |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:53:28 PM EDT
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have you surfed with Felipe Pomar?
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:54:35 PM EDT
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Do they put beans in chili to honor their city's name?
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:56:31 PM EDT
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Anyone planning to jump the fence into Chile 'cause there are jobs and they pay more?
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:56:41 PM EDT
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How's the surf? How's the coffee?  Bitc........ shit....... How's the women?
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Posted: 9/20/2013 1:56:46 PM EDT
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Yeeha! I'm finally getting a hat from Peru. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Will you buy me a hat? What kinda hat? Any hat. I don't care if says "Eat at Joe's Crab Shack" Having a hat from Lima, Peru would be badass. Here's your hat, bro: If he got a hat so easy can you bring me back a little hottie Peruvian girl? http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h113/urbankaos04/image_zpscfa55164.jpg PM ur address. ETA: It's OD green, but doesn't show up well in the pic. Yeeha! I'm finally getting a hat from Peru. |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 2:03:31 PM EDT
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In Cusco. Experiencing possible AMS. Sucking down oxygen and fluids. I have the shits, nausea and feel like my eye is being stabbed. I may have to stay behind and forego Machu Pichu of I can not get my shit together. Came here to ask "anyone got Montazuma's Revenge yet?" |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 2:16:56 PM EDT
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How's the surf? How's the coffee? Coffee is awesome! The waves look decent from what I saw as we taxied in, but I'm not a surfer, so don't take my word for it. |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 2:18:11 PM EDT
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How's the surf? How's the coffee? Bitc........ shit....... How's the women?We have seen some very hot women with nice tight boo-tays! |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 2:20:07 PM EDT
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Came here to ask "anyone got Montazuma's Revenge yet?" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In Cusco. Experiencing possible AMS. Sucking down oxygen and fluids. I have the shits, nausea and feel like my eye is being stabbed. I may have to stay behind and forego Machu Pichu of I can not get my shit together. Came here to ask "anyone got Montazuma's Revenge yet?" Off and on. 
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Posted: 9/20/2013 4:13:19 PM EDT
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We have seen some very hot women with nice tight boo-tays! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How's the surf? How's the coffee? Bitc........ shit....... How's the women?We have seen some very hot women with nice tight boo-tays! I like boo-tays! 
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Posted: 9/20/2013 4:15:01 PM EDT
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Eat any Cuy?
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Posted: 9/20/2013 5:03:00 PM EDT
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Lucky rascal!! enjoy.
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Posted: 9/20/2013 5:04:03 PM EDT
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I love short Hispanic chics.
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Posted: 9/20/2013 5:17:52 PM EDT
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Is it nicer than Lima, Ohio? I'm going to venture a guess and say yes. It ain't hard. |
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Posted: 9/20/2013 5:20:24 PM EDT
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Been to Emmanuelle yet?
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Posted: 9/20/2013 5:31:46 PM EDT
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Eat any cuy? It's not as good as alpaca, but it's not bad either.
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