Every time I place an order online, subscribe to a magazine, or anything that I fear is going to put me on a junk mailing/calling list, I give them my dog's first name. When required, I provide his age (1:7 dog years), occupation (security consultant), marital status (single)...
My dog gets all kinds of junk mail and telemarketing calls. NRA applications, credit card applications, Republican fund raisers, and he even got a call from a dating service once.
The call went something like this:
Me: Hello?
Caller: Can I speak to Fido (not my dog's real name)?
Me: Uh... why would you like to speak with him?
Caller: It's rather personal. Who is this?
Me: I manage Fido's personal business. I can't provide my name.
Caller: We are calling about Fido's health insurance.
Me: He has no health insurance.
Caller: That's why I'm calling. We have an opportunity to provide health insurance for Fido thru our company. There are opportunities, but you have to act now for Obamacare...
Me: Fido is my dog. Can you provide health insurance for him?
Caller: Uhhhhh..... no. Is everyone in your home covered by health insurance? We have some opportunities...
Me: I don't answer those types of questions on the phone.
Caller: Okay, if you don't want health insurance, I can disconnect this call.
Me: Okay -click-