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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:28:34 AM EST
Fucking thieves....it's amazing the shit they come up with.


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I came here hoping for this

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Why I always lock my vehicle even when I'm pumping gas, or at least watching my surroundings.

Don't these ppl get enough of our monies from .gov assistance

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Link Posted: 9/2/2013 4:43:32 AM EST
I was expecting to see pictures of delicious mini hamburgers

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Those are goblins.

These are sliders!


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Was thinking of this...




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lock your doors morans
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Needs more Pitbull in the passenger seat.

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A sign of the times, not very surprising with the unemployment rate these days

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That group wasn't working before and won't be working after.

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Would let her slide on me.....

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I thought that's what this thread was going to be about, too

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There is an obvious pattern with these incidents.

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Lock your doors...

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I came here hoping for this
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I came here hoping for this
My first thought as well.
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That just pisses me off. Here you are just going about your day and these shitheads just grab and go. Talk about ruining your day.

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another reason to have the pooce with you.


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Link Posted: 9/2/2013 6:08:36 AM EST
What's a pooce?

A cop friend warned me about this a week or so ago. He said lock your doors, even the drivers side, while your getting gas.

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Door locks, how do they work?

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They all had tinted windows too. I wonder if those guys ever hit up non-tinted?

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well they have the thief's license plate number on video... do they even pursue these cases?

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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?
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So, I hope these sons of Obama are driving stolen cars because otherwise, the cops know exactly who they are from the license plate.
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There is nothing on my passenger seat to steal, my wallet is in my pants and I don't carry a purse or fag bag.

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My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
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My Tundra came with settings like "all doors unlock when the vehicle is put in park". What the fuck? I couldn't believe it.

I went to the dealer and got all parameters corrected. Lock behavior, seatbelt chimes, all of it.

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Pieces of shit , all of them.

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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

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I think you just crossed the red line. Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.

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Am I out of my car? If yes, I lock the door. Pretty simple concept. I also don't leave anything valuable in it.
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

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I think you just crossed the red line. Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.

Oh Fuck! I wasn't thinking about the red line!
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

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I think you just crossed the red line. Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.

Does Congress approve?


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My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?


My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
You can probably get those settings changed.
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My 13 year old border collie would fight to the death if a stranger opened the door....50 lbs. of smart....

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The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park. I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.
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The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park. I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.


Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.


That sucks ass.
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Can you buy the dye packs claymore that banks the military use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs a claymore and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye blood and body parts 5-10 seconds later.


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I prefer this slider

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Can you buy the dye packs claymore that banks the military use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs a claymore and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye blood and body parts 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.


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I prefer this slider
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Yes, I could watch the opening with her turning around in that silver dress over and over again.

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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?


My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
You can probably get those settings changed.


Interesting... aside from the dealer, is there a way to set it?

ETA: came across this, will try it
Set the locks to auto-lock at 15 mph with NO auto unlock all when either front door is opened.
Get in the Jeep, insert the key. Cycle the key from insertion position to “on” position 5 times, upon completing the 5th cycle make sure the key ends in the “on” position, press the unlock switch up once..

ETA2: it worked, thx for the idea Snoopis
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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?

The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park. I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.


You can change the settings in the DIC.
(driver information centre)

Let me know what the vehicle is and I'll walk you through it.

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