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peligro113
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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:28:34 AM EST
Fucking thieves....it's amazing the shit they come up with.


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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:33:37 AM EST
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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:38:13 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
http://i43.tinypic.com/34jc1w8.jpg

I came here hoping for this
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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:38:40 AM EST
Why I always lock my vehicle even when I'm pumping gas, or at least watching my surroundings.

Don't these ppl get enough of our monies from .gov assistance
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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:43:32 AM EST
I was expecting to see pictures of delicious mini hamburgers
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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:45:07 AM EST
Those are goblins.

These are sliders!

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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:52:35 AM EST
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Was thinking of this...



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Posted: 9/2/2013 4:54:24 AM EST
I hate thieves.

I love these:


Too bad I haven't had one in over a decade.

In fact, I accidently blew my last bag apart with the muzzle blast from Duke Nukem's rifle back at a Missouri MODCC shoot, way back when.

I didn't love sliders enough to try them with gunpowder seasoning.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:05:50 AM EST
lock your doors morans
Pick up that can.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:10:18 AM EST
A sign of the times, not very surprising with the unemployment rate these days

I did notice that these active thieves were 0bummers sons
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:14:07 AM EST
Needs more Pitbull in the passenger seat.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:47:19 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By dpmmn:
A sign of the times, not very surprising with the unemployment rate these days

I did notice that these active thieves were 0bummers sons


That group wasn't working before and won't be working after.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:50:26 AM EST
1:34

Would let her slide on me.....
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:51:24 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
http://i43.tinypic.com/34jc1w8.jpg

I thought that's what this thread was going to be about, too
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:56:11 AM EST
There is an obvious pattern with these incidents.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:59:17 AM EST
Lock your doors...
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:59:54 AM EST
They slide right in and they slide right out
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:02:00 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
http://i43.tinypic.com/34jc1w8.jpg

I came here hoping for this
My first thought as well.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:04:43 AM EST
That just pisses me off. Here you are just going about your day and these shitheads just grab and go. Talk about ruining your day.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:05:33 AM EST
another reason to have the pooce with you.


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Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:08:36 AM EST
What's a pooce?

A cop friend warned me about this a week or so ago. He said lock your doors, even the drivers side, while your getting gas.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:09:20 AM EST
Door locks, how do they work?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:10:43 AM EST
Is it last month again?
Celebrating the Second Amendment One Fine Firearm at a Time

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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:12:59 AM EST
They all had tinted windows too. I wonder if those guys ever hit up non-tinted?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 6:14:29 AM EST
well they have the thief's license plate number on video... do they even pursue these cases?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:18:09 AM EST
Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?
If you truely love something set it free; if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:25:36 AM EST
So, I hope these sons of Obama are driving stolen cars because otherwise, the cops know exactly who they are from the license plate.
“Liberals see racism where it doesn’t exist, fabricate it when they can’t find it, and ignore it within their own ranks.”
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:27:37 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 2PO:
Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?

The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park. I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:34:40 AM EST
There is nothing on my passenger seat to steal, my wallet is in my pants and I don't carry a purse or fag bag.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:37:20 AM EST
it's all because whitey is race-iss
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:37:54 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 2PO:
Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?


My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:39:54 AM EST
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My Tundra came with settings like "all doors unlock when the vehicle is put in park". What the fuck? I couldn't believe it.

I went to the dealer and got all parameters corrected. Lock behavior, seatbelt chimes, all of it.

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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:42:11 AM EST
Pieces of shit , all of them.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:43:50 AM EST
Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:45:33 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

Add CS
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:46:28 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

Add CS


I think you just crossed the red line. Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:46:35 AM EST
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Am I out of my car? If yes, I lock the door. Pretty simple concept. I also don't leave anything valuable in it.
Who wants to be my friend?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:47:16 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

Add CS


I think you just crossed the red line. Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.

Oh Fuck! I wasn't thinking about the red line!
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:47:39 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

Add CS


I think you just crossed the red line. Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.

Does Congress approve?

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
Originally Posted By 2PO:
Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?


My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
You can probably get those settings changed.
McCarthy was right.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:48:34 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RebFootCav:
Needs more Pitbull in the passenger seat.



My 13 year old border collie would fight to the death if a stranger opened the door....50 lbs. of smart....
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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:50:49 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By kpel308:
The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park. I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.


Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.


That sucks ass.
If you truely love something set it free; if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Can you buy the dye packs claymore that banks the military use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs a claymore and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye blood and body parts 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.


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Posted: 9/2/2013 7:58:24 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
http://i43.tinypic.com/34jc1w8.jpg

I prefer this slider
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Posted: 9/2/2013 8:01:08 AM EST
Street Light Interference Phenomenon - SLIders

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By LCPL4ever:
Originally Posted By quick2k3:
Can you buy the dye packs claymore that banks the military use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs a claymore and put the transceiver in your car. Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye blood and body parts 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.


FIFY



If you truely love something set it free; if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CTM1:
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
http://i43.tinypic.com/34jc1w8.jpg

I prefer this slider
http://i43.tinypic.com/30bh0fp.jpg

Yes, I could watch the opening with her turning around in that silver dress over and over again.

Sadly she had the ta-ta balloons removed.


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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By P400:
There is an obvious pattern with these incidents.



When the welfare check or EBT card just isn't enough.............
I'm tired of all the bullshit.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
Originally Posted By 2PO:
Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?


My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
You can probably get those settings changed.


Interesting... aside from the dealer, is there a way to set it?

ETA: came across this, will try it
Set the locks to auto-lock at 15 mph with NO auto unlock all when either front door is opened.
Get in the Jeep, insert the key. Cycle the key from insertion position to “on” position 5 times, upon completing the 5th cycle make sure the key ends in the “on” position, press the unlock switch up once..

ETA2: it worked, thx for the idea Snoopis
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Posted: 9/2/2013 8:20:09 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RebFootCav:
Needs more Pitbull in the passenger seat.



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Posted: 9/2/2013 8:29:47 AM EST
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By kpel308:
Originally Posted By 2PO:
Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?

The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park. I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.


You can change the settings in the DIC.
(driver information centre)

Let me know what the vehicle is and I'll walk you through it.
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