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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:42:47 PM EDT
You had best unfuck yourself! Or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck. How tall are you private?
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:44:44 PM EDT
Sir, 5'9", sir!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:45:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:46:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2013 6:47:04 PM EDT by Trekingjedi]
5'9"? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!

ETA: crud
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:46:39 PM EDT
Choke yourself!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:46:53 PM EDT
You sound familiar
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:47:25 PM EDT
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:52:42 PM EDT
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke, piece of shit, Private Pyle, Or did you have to work on it?
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:55:17 PM EDT
Did your parents have any children that lived?

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Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:57:40 PM EDT
this is my rifle, this is my gun...
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:58:34 PM EDT
I will motivate you Pvt Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 6:58:54 PM EDT
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:04:29 PM EDT
I'll bet if there was pussy on top of that obstacle you could get up there
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:07:54 PM EDT
You communist heathen you best sound off that you believe in the virgin mary!!!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:18:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2013 7:19:39 PM EDT by ssgsnake]
Does this mean that Ann Margret is not coming?
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:23:45 PM EDT
You're the kind of guy that would fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:25:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bennnn:
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are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?

Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:26:39 PM EDT
I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:27:16 PM EDT
A Jelly Donut!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:37:49 PM EDT
Hell, I like you. You come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:38:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:40:33 PM EDT
Get off my obstacle Pyle! If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled you up there by now!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:40:56 PM EDT
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My Bodyguard
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:43:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RV8guy:
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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fixed it for you
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:45:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:


My Bodyguard
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Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:


My Bodyguard

The hero of Canton.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:52:03 PM EDT
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fixed it for you
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Originally Posted By ShadowsNight:
Originally Posted By RV8guy:
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.


fixed it for you


D'oh!.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:53:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:

The hero of Canton.
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Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:


My Bodyguard

The hero of Canton.


gotta love a little firefly, and he can be my bodyguard only if he brings Vera with him





Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:53:29 PM EDT
One for the Commandant. One for the Corps... I guess the Corps dont get theirs.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:54:27 PM EDT
I seen a little on... TV.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:55:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TZ250:
Did your parents have any children that lived?

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I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private.

Do you understand?!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 7:57:10 PM EDT
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 8:01:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2013 8:04:07 PM EDT by TheYellowThing]
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Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!
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Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 8:02:39 PM EDT
I want to slip my tube steak in your sister.
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 8:05:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By turp_dog:
A Jelly Donut!
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What the fuck is that?? What IN The FUCK!!! is THAT!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 8:10:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:


Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!
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Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!


Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 8:27:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:


You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!


Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!


You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?



A man's got to know his limitations.

Link Posted: 9/1/2013 9:25:55 PM EDT
Is that you John Wayne?
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 9:31:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 9:32:56 PM EDT
If you ask me....We're shooting the wrong gooks.


Link Posted: 9/1/2013 9:37:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2013 9:39:35 PM EDT by Hellion-Productions]
You a...photographer?

No, I'm a combat correspondent.

Oh, ya seen much combat?

Well, I've seen a little on...TV.

You're a real comedian.

Well, they call me the Joker...

Well, I gotta joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

Well, pilgrim...only after ya...eat the peanuts out of my shee-yit.



Best,
JBR
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 9:55:09 PM EDT
Me gusta
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 10:02:07 PM EDT
You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 10:04:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 10:05:44 PM EDT
What do we get for ten dollars?
Link Posted: 9/1/2013 10:26:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JoseCuervo:
What do we get for ten dollars?
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Any ting you want, baby
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