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Posted: 9/1/2013 5:42:47 PM EST
You had best unfuck yourself! Or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck. How tall are you private?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 5:44:44 PM EST
Sir, 5'9", sir!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 5:45:54 PM EST
Pardon me sir, but this is General Discussion not Intellectual Discussion. Originally Posted By Justin-Kase

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Posted: 9/1/2013 5:46:25 PM EST
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5'9"? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!

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You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
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Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke, piece of shit, Private Pyle, Or did you have to work on it?
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I will motivate you Pvt Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
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I'll bet if there was pussy on top of that obstacle you could get up there
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You communist heathen you best sound off that you believe in the virgin mary!!!
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You're the kind of guy that would fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
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Get off my obstacle Pyle! If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled you up there by now!
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fixed it for you
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The hero of Canton.
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My Bodyguard

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gotta love a little firefly, and he can be my bodyguard only if he brings Vera with him





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Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!
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You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!


You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?



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If you ask me....We're shooting the wrong gooks.


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You a...photographer?

No, I'm a combat correspondent.

Oh, ya seen much combat?

Well, I've seen a little on...TV.

You're a real comedian.

Well, they call me the Joker...

Well, I gotta joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

Well, pilgrim...only after ya...eat the peanuts out of my shee-yit.



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