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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:42:47 PM
You had best unfuck yourself! Or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck. How tall are you private?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:44:44 PM
Sir, 5'9", sir!
FBHO

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This isn't a thread so much a feeding frenzy on autopilot.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:45:54 PM
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:46:25 PM
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5'9"? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!

ETA: crud
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:46:39 PM
Choke yourself!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:46:53 PM
You sound familiar
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:47:25 PM
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:52:42 PM
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke, piece of shit, Private Pyle, Or did you have to work on it?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:55:17 PM
Did your parents have any children that lived?

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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:57:40 PM
this is my rifle, this is my gun...
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:58:34 PM
I will motivate you Pvt Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
FBHO

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This isn't a thread so much a feeding frenzy on autopilot.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:58:54 PM
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:04:29 PM
I'll bet if there was pussy on top of that obstacle you could get up there
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:07:54 PM
You communist heathen you best sound off that you believe in the virgin mary!!!
You can cage an animal but you can't take away the rage..
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:18:39 PM
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Does this mean that Ann Margret is not coming?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:23:45 PM
You're the kind of guy that would fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:25:56 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By bennnn:
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?

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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:26:39 PM
I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:27:16 PM
A Jelly Donut!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:37:49 PM
Hell, I like you. You come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:38:19 PM
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:40:33 PM
Get off my obstacle Pyle! If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled you up there by now!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:40:56 PM
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:43:38 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RV8guy:
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.


fixed it for you
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:45:16 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:


My Bodyguard

The hero of Canton.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:52:03 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By ShadowsNight:
Originally Posted By RV8guy:
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.


fixed it for you


D'oh!.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:53:10 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:


My Bodyguard

The hero of Canton.


gotta love a little firefly, and he can be my bodyguard only if he brings Vera with him





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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:53:29 PM
One for the Commandant. One for the Corps... I guess the Corps dont get theirs.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:54:27 PM
I seen a little on... TV.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:55:42 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TZ250:
Did your parents have any children that lived?

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I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private.

Do you understand?!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 11:57:10 PM
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!
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Posted: 9/2/2013 12:01:18 AM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!


Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!
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Posted: 9/2/2013 12:02:39 AM
I want to slip my tube steak in your sister.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 12:05:04 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By turp_dog:
A Jelly Donut!



What the fuck is that?? What IN The FUCK!!! is THAT!
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Posted: 9/2/2013 12:10:05 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!


Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person; my country is the world, and my religion is to do good. ~Paine
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Posted: 9/2/2013 12:27:56 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
Originally Posted By VelveteenMole:
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!


Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!


You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?



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Posted: 9/2/2013 1:25:55 AM
Is that you John Wayne?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 1:31:46 AM
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Posted: 9/2/2013 1:32:56 AM
If you ask me....We're shooting the wrong gooks.


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Posted: 9/2/2013 1:37:13 AM
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You a...photographer?

No, I'm a combat correspondent.

Oh, ya seen much combat?

Well, I've seen a little on...TV.

You're a real comedian.

Well, they call me the Joker...

Well, I gotta joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

Well, pilgrim...only after ya...eat the peanuts out of my shee-yit.



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Posted: 9/2/2013 1:55:09 AM
Me gusta
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Posted: 9/2/2013 2:02:07 AM
You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!
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Posted: 9/2/2013 2:04:10 AM
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Posted: 9/2/2013 2:05:44 AM
What do we get for ten dollars?
All I want for Christmas is a crew-served weapon system.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 2:26:44 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By JoseCuervo:
What do we get for ten dollars?


Any ting you want, baby