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Guilty.

For those who get it no explanation is necessary. For those who don't no explanation is possible.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:32:14 AM
Wearing fishnets to hide the cellulite. Not only is she ugly, she is fat.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:38:32 AM
That's a lot of dicks

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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:38:41 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her.


How about her and Rosie O'Donnell at the same time?
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:38:42 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
Wearing fishnets to hide the cellulite. Not only is she ugly, she is fat.

+1 Whatever you do, don't Google her
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:39:25 AM
Daddy issues....
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:41:37 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
Wearing fishnets to hide the cellulite. Not only is she ugly, she is fat.


Yep, I was going to say that fishnets are a poor choice when your thighs squeeze out of them like a Play Doh fun factory.


(I miss my PlayDoh Fun Factory. That thing was awesome.)
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Im gonna have to pass on the roast beef.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:58:30 AM
No thanks.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:59:31 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By inthe605:
Funny, I have the same goal, but with women.

So far I'm a solid 250 or so short of what shes already banged out.

Time to put in some OT and ugly beat women at the only game that women are good at.




She's at 284 and you're at 250. Sounds like you two would make a perfect couple!

(Sorry but you started it!)
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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:03:47 AM
Face of an angel.

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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:07:34 AM
in before she goes to africa and gets overwhelmed by the black mamba and decides she can only handle 20 cocks.

let my people go.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:08:19 AM
Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:21:40 AM
Pretty much this.


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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:24:19 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.

Oh come on man, this one pretty much defines "an old wife's tail".
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That thing is gonna look like somebody set off an m-80 in a pound of deli pastrami
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Schroedum:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Send her to Camp Pendleton for a good start.


Then fly her over to Camp Lejeune

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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:45:36 AM
nasty looking
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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:48:05 AM
Assuming an average of 6 inches each, that's close to 9.5 miles of cock.

That's a lot of dick.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:57:49 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Chapman:
Made hot, unlike her


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Posted: 8/30/2013 10:58:19 AM
Assuming she can find them, I can't see fitting in (heh, heh) more than 10 guys in a single day.

If she did that every day, it would take over 27 years to do it. Every. Single. Day.

Who has that kind of time?
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:01:50 AM
Disgusting.

Also......why does it seem that women in other countries never seem to outgrow the (what I like to call) *middle school makeup application*?

If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:05:04 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.



No married man EVER, has had sex with his wife 10k times.
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I'd rather jackoff with sandpaper in a phone booth filled with alligators.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:09:10 AM
not even a handjob from her
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'Cause skinny chicks are like laying on a pile of coat hangers....

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SteelonSteel:
not even a handjob from her


that's pushing it, ill take a handy or blowski from just about anything warm
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Face of an angel.



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.





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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.



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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:18:47 AM
"Now serving number 64,982".

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By JordanJP:
Originally Posted By E__WOK:
How many members do we have on this site?

http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/


Figure the average male penis size is 6 in.

Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol)

Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200.

Divide by 12.

Divide by 5280.

That's 1,893.9 miles of dick.


She will see more dick that a urinal at Wrigley Field.
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:20:25 AM
Maybe he finally willl

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Rogueco:
I'll pass. I have a prob with sloppy seconds, let alone sloppy 18,352nd's.



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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DrFeelgood:
Assuming she can find them, I can't see fitting in (heh, heh) more than 10 guys in a single day.

If she did that every day, it would take over 27 years to do it. Every. Single. Day.

Who has that kind of time?


Hookers

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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:29:24 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By FlyLeaf:
This is what it will look like after 10k bangs


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01529/giant-oyster_1529489i.jpg


Put that thing in a ziplock baggy and set it in the sun for a couple of days. That's probably what it will smell like when she drops her panties.
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Uhg... that is GUILTY as charged!
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Jesus op warn a guy

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DragoMuseveni:

Just put it on the cracker and don't look at me when I eat it. _ RMP
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:40:51 AM
Hate to say it.... But I was # 114
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:42:03 AM
She's going to have to step up her game a little bit. Lets go with the most favorable scenario: She waited until 18 and is at the first couple days of her 21st year. That means she has had an average of 94 guys a year. She'll hit the 100,000 mark when she turns 1074. You think she looks bad now...
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Posted: 8/30/2013 11:42:39 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
That would be one hell of a gangbang!

Sure, if you're first. I do NOT want to be sloppy 99,999.
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