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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:15:25 PM EDT
Tonight's featured avatar belongs to the member, skebe - a member of the site since 2005. 
Perhaps you, like myself, have looked at his avatar and wondered what in the heck that thing could be. Well, let me introduce you to the Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon as featured in the 1997 movie, The Fifth Element. 
What exactly is the Zorg ZF-1? Well, it's everything that you would ever want in a weapon. The ZF-1 contains a machine gun, rocket launcher, poison arrow launcher, net launcher, flamethrower, and of course, a freeze ray. Wait a minute, you say - that sounds ridiculous. Well....uh, yeah! Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U7wOX2WqbXE (Please click the link as embedding has been disabled) Just in case, you missed part of his description, here's it is for you again. Voila! The ZF-1. It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around shooting; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the mannequin instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher... arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'! That's right folks. The Zorg ZF-1...perfect for home defense. Get one today. ....and now you know. 
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Previously featured avatars: Maccrage Substandard 4v50 Vengarr Wwace Amos1909 BillythePoet Bradders StonerStudent |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:17:39 PM EDT
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Multi Pass
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:19:15 PM EDT
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Multi Pass |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:20:59 PM EDT
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Multi Pass +1 |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:21:40 PM EDT
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Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:22:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:23:00 PM EDT
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'Are you classified as human?'
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:23:19 PM EDT
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Badda Boom
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:23:23 PM EDT
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IN.
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:23:43 PM EDT
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Multi Pass That. |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:24:28 PM EDT
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I like
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:30:40 PM EDT
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Korben Dallas: [Leans down and kisses Leeloo. Leeloo swipes his gun and holds it to his head]
Korben Dallas: You're right, you're right, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry. Leeloo: Senno ecto gammat! Korben Dallas: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Leeloo: ecto gammat! Korben Dallas: [In a later scene] When she woke up, she said a bunch a stuff. I didn't understand any of it but... what does 'ecto gammat' mean? Priest Vito Cornelius: Uh... never again, without my permission. Korben Dallas: That's what I thought. |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:32:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:35:08 PM EDT
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Thanks for the lesson but it was wasted on me, not simply because I let my paid membership expire, but instead because I recognized that weapon immediately.
BTW, don't touch the red button. |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:35:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 'Are you classified as human?' I am a meat Popsicle. |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:37:07 PM EDT
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Four Stones, Four Crates.... Zero Stones!! Zero Crates!!! |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:38:21 PM EDT
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I love that movie!
Who will have the next featured avatar? |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:39:42 PM EDT
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Negative, I am a meat Popsicle. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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'Are you classified as human?' Negative, I am a meat Popsicle. FIFY |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:40:41 PM EDT
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I love that movie! Who will have the next featured avatar? It's difficult to say. The selection process is fairly complex. 
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:43:10 PM EDT
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And believe it or not, it's Connecticut AWB-compliant!!!
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Posted: 8/20/2013 3:43:12 PM EDT
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It's difficult to say. The selection process is fairly complex. http://www.houdini.com/589-636-thickbox/magic-8-ball.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I love that movie! Who will have the next featured avatar? It's difficult to say. The selection process is fairly complex. http://www.houdini.com/589-636-thickbox/magic-8-ball.jpg In the name of justice, I nominate Bigger_Hammer! |
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Posted: 8/20/2013 4:03:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2013 4:04:36 PM EDT
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Biiig bada boom.
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Posted: 8/20/2013 4:06:53 PM EDT
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In the name of justice, I nominate Bigger_Hammer! If you're going to bring democracy into it, J_R is going to pull down his next 35k posts just posting polls about whose avatar to analyze next. 
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Posted: 8/20/2013 4:07:36 PM EDT
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Good movie
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Posted: 8/20/2013 4:31:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's difficult to say. The selection process is fairly complex. http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-picture-hand-flipping-coin-gif-animation.gif Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I love that movie! Who will have the next featured avatar? It's difficult to say. The selection process is fairly complex. http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-picture-hand-flipping-coin-gif-animation.gif  |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:25:17 AM EDT
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Morning bumpage. |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:26:51 AM EDT
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Is that one stamp or several?
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:28:55 AM EDT
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Favorite movie |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:12:47 PM EDT
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Yes!
Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader. Aknot: One more shot, and we start killing hostages! Korben Dallas: That's the leader. Aknot: Send someone to negotiate. Fog: [as Dallas looks at him] Uh, I-I've never negotiated before. Korben Dallas: Do you mind if I try? Fog: No, sure, sure, sure. [shouts] Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate! [Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening] Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate? Fog: Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that? President Lindberg: [looking at General Munro] I wonder. |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:17:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that one stamp or several? Multistamp. |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:18:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: <snip> These are great fun - thanks!  |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:36:05 PM EDT
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One of my favorite, though VERY odd, movies.
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:38:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:39:33 PM EDT
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Nice hat. Quote HistoryGimme da cash! |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:40:58 PM EDT
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Trivia: The explosion in the Fhloston main hall was the largest indoor explosion ever filmed. The resulting fire almost got beyond control.
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:45:17 PM EDT
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ETA Adam savage from mythbusters loves the zf1 as well
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:46:44 PM EDT
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What about the red button?
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:49:37 PM EDT
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These are great fun - thanks!
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<snip> These are great fun - thanks!
This. Very cool threads |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:51:40 PM EDT
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lol i love this shit
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:54:31 PM EDT
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Four Stones, Four Crates.... Zero Stones!! Zero Crates!!! Its easy! One, two three.......four! |
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Posted: 8/21/2013 4:54:36 PM EDT
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question for the OP
do you ask the people about their avatars or do you just know beforehand? |
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Posted: 8/22/2013 4:29:12 PM EDT
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Very cool series of threads.
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