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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:42:56 PM
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Is this white guilt coming to the surface? I have a guy like this in my office, normal guy, when black people are around, he turns into a loud black reverend screaming from the pulpit. Its quite funny, but I doubt black people find it funny though. I caught myself heading that way today as I was with them, I was like, whoa!!!!! I gotta stop this.

You know, he was saying things like, "Come'on'na" "Oh, he ben here ah minute" "Dat's fresh" Things like that.
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When their what is around black people?
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:45:14 PM
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:45:23 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By uncle_big_green:
When their what is around black people?


Wives? Or is it wive's? The rule's are so confusing.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:45:59 PM
Same reason settlers on the plains made hand signals to engines?
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:46:47 PM
Why does Zero do it?
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:47:40 PM
I've noticed that otherwise educated, well spoken blacks slip into street thugese when around other black people. Watch Obama when hes addressing an inner city, black audience.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:48:02 PM
Same reason guys talk dumber to blondes because of the dumb blond stereotype.

That's actually true..
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:48:03 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Flats:
Originally Posted By uncle_big_green:
When their what is around black people?


Wives? Or is it wive's? The rule's are so confusing.


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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:48:40 PM
OP, is the guy's name Navin Johnson?
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:48:42 PM
The reverend's what?
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Never have, never will. I speak English not Ebonics.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:49:15 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DSAFAL:
Why does Zero do it?


I find that hilarious when he does it. It's like he's saying, "See I really am black. I just talk white up in DC."
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:51:42 PM
Damn grammer nazis!!!!
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:51:54 PM
Thats whickety wack yo.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:52:59 PM
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Zero aint no Southerner though so he is not allowed to drawl
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:53:46 PM
Comes natural to some of us in the South.

The drawl is normal speech.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:54:41 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By azjeeper:
OP, is the guy's name Navin Johnson?


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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:56:57 PM


I've been told I do something similar when talking to the Guidos up here.


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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:57:18 PM
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:58:15 PM
I have noticed that I do it when I'm working. Example: when I'm dealing with a white person, I speak as I always have and ask them where they live. The minute I'm talking to a black person, I'm asking them, "Where you stay at?"
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:59:32 PM
Maybe he was born a poor black child?
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Posted: 8/14/2013 10:59:54 PM
Around here when white folk does this they don't sound at all like Rev Jackson. Must be a local thing for you.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:01:36 PM
Hell, I feel exceptionally white around white people my age. Around persons of color I'm neon.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:03:03 PM
Never noticed anyone not doing it on purpose. Friend does it to be an ass.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:05:33 PM
I don't. If I'm around normal intelligent people I talk normally to them no matter what the race. If they're idiots I don't talk to them.
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Speaking gibberish is the equivalentcy of going full retard. Never go full retard.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:06:02 PM
Black people do it too.

A black talks differently around a white guy than he does his black friends. Everyone does it to some extent.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:06:50 PM
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:11:34 PM
I don't know anyone who does that.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:21:33 PM
Insecurity maybe? I have witnessed that too. Maybe the dude is using his interpersonal skills like a mofo, dog. Fo shizzle.

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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:29:14 PM
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After the sudden change of cadence while campaigning at black churches that's a question for the "I'm No Ways Tired" democRat douchebag hilliary clintoon and that "I've Seen The Glory" democRat pervert algore...what filth.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:34:09 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By travr6:
Black people do it too.

A black talks differently around a white guy than he does his black friends. Everyone does it to some extent.



At work I come into contact with Japanese, Turks, Indians, Germans, and others.
Each time I reflexively mimic their accent; it actually does enhance communications.

It's normal.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:42:48 PM
When I spend enough time talking to Ukrainians I end up dropping articles from my speech.

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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:52:31 PM
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I see it often, people doing it look dumb. Speaking like an uneducated person on purpose proves the theory.
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:58:06 PM
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Whats schoo talking bout jive turkey?
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Posted: 8/14/2013 11:59:35 PM
So they can understand what we sayin.
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Posted: 8/15/2013 12:00:52 AM
You mean like Juggalos?
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I saw something similar to this a couple weeks ago whenever I was hanging out with a black friend and ran into some of his friends. It was like he flipped a switch and went into a different mode entirely. It was interesting to see. So I suppose when they come around us(whitey) they turn in down a bit.
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Posted: 8/15/2013 12:19:41 AM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By ApacheScout:
I've noticed that otherwise educated, well spoken blacks slip into street thugese when around other black people. Watch Obama when hes addressing an inner city, black audience.

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Posted: 8/15/2013 12:26:17 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By benw8887:
Is this white guilt coming to the surface? I have a guy like this in my office, normal guy, when black people are around, he turns into a loud black reverend screaming from the pulpit. Its quite funny, but I doubt black people find it funny though. I caught myself heading that way today as I was with them, I was like, whoa!!!!! I gotta stop this.

You know, he was saying things like, "Come'on'na" "Oh, he ben here ah minute" "Dat's fresh" Things like that.

I never do it, I will pick on my congregation (esp. teens) by saying 'please go and knock on the doe foe moe times". I have had white preachers in that tries to talk down by talking black. It did not go over very well. I now really stress that the preacher needs to just be himself.
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Posted: 8/15/2013 12:31:21 AM
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it totally sickates me , more than the losers that listen to that fucking garbage rap bull shit, or as much as the ones that dress in the clothes, hoodie, baggie half way down your ass unfitting pants... o r even worst yet vote for some total inexperienced racist piece of fucking shit, with a hideous piece of garbage wife....
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Posted: 8/15/2013 12:32:40 AM
Sometimes it's involuntary. This one time in, like, 8th grade, this black girl in one of my classes came in with a big bag of Jolly Ranchers and out of nowhere I found myself saying, "Aw hell naw, let me get one of those!"
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