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Posted: 8/5/2013 2:56:56 AM
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Posted: 8/5/2013 3:04:57 AM
Minions>my little pony
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Posted: 8/5/2013 3:09:53 AM
Minions are awesome!
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Posted: 8/5/2013 3:14:32 AM
those little guys crack me up


one of my co-workers pretty much summed it up when he described them as the animated version of a USAF Crew Chief
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Posted: 8/5/2013 3:17:25 AM
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Posted: 8/5/2013 3:39:09 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 2T2_Crash:
Minions are awesome!




What he said.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:01:53 AM
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I want my own minions.. nothing would get done we would just be cracking each other up.
Thats between us and Jesus, Uncle Sam don't need to know nothing 'bout that.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:08:17 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By xaaronx:
Minions>my little pony

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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:11:38 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By GLOCKREAPER:
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
Minions>my little pony

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/REAPER1911-A1/1375594038685.jpg

The saddest part is that he doesn't spell grammar correctly.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:14:56 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By GLOCKREAPER:
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
Minions>my little pony

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/REAPER1911-A1/1375594038685.jpg
No fucking shit he is in the friend zone. Take off that stupid fucking hat. Lift weights. Eat steaks. Grow the fuck up and put the pony toys down. Fucking betafaggots lol
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:23:23 AM
I got a friend of mine from Afghanistan a job here. He is now training under me. I have taken to referring to him as "Minion."

He didn't know what the word "minion" meant, let alone the Despicable Me guys. I showed him the Banana film.

Him:

Win.

I love those little guys.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:27:57 AM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Credge:
Originally Posted By GLOCKREAPER:
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
Minions>my little pony

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/REAPER1911-A1/1375594038685.jpg

The saddest part is that he doesn't spell grammar correctly.


He also doesn't use the comma correctly. And "user proper spelling?"
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:35:18 AM
cool little guys...

ARFCOM minion...

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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:42:52 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By pbjunkiee:
http://youtu.be/6dwes_3K9eY


That scene made me crack up horribly and everyone thought I was crazy.

I can't stand stupid-fuck comedy (Will Farrell, Jackass, Borat, etc, etc) but shit like this is awesome.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 4:47:40 AM
I thought I was going to die of asphyxiation at both movies. wouldn't have resulted well for the other viewers at the theater
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Posted: 8/5/2013 5:30:15 AM
Thats between us and Jesus, Uncle Sam don't need to know nothing 'bout that.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 5:51:53 AM
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Minions are awesome!

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Posted: 8/5/2013 6:03:02 AM
Give me a couple of hundred minions, and I'll rule the World!!!!








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Posted: 8/5/2013 6:13:11 AM
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http://youtu.be/r-YjmXt15sg
OMG damn near woke up the kids....
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Posted: 8/5/2013 6:24:24 AM
I'm always surprised that Despicable Me is not more popular here. It's an awesome movie.

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Posted: 8/5/2013 6:29:08 AM
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I don't care for Steve Carrel, but for some stupid reason I love DM.
I don't even know why I watched the movie in the first place, now I can't wait until my kid is old enough to watch it with me.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 6:34:36 PM
I mentor a Robotics team.

The freshmen are Minions.

You frequently hear "I need a couple minions over here" while we're working in the shop.

I'll take a good Minion over a lazy senior any day!

I'd been working with Minions for at least a year before my daughter introduced me to "Despicable Me".
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Posted: 8/5/2013 9:13:06 PM
My kids loved that movie.
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Posted: 8/5/2013 9:14:46 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By CDW4ME:
My kids loved that movie.



Correl's part not so much but Agnes and the minions steal both movies.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 5:17:35 AM
I'd never seen the banana mini-movie before.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 5:43:04 AM


Yeeeaaaah...
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Posted: 8/8/2013 5:50:39 AM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:
I'm always surprised that Despicable Me is not more popular here. It's an awesome movie.

http://samtotally.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/39361-minion-gifs-6dya.gif

I took the girls to see DM2 the other day. I thought it was better than the first.

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Posted: 8/8/2013 6:45:45 AM
Minions Rule,
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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:26:19 AM
My birthday is coming up soon, and my wife is an awesome cake baker/decorator. I'd told her the flavor I wanted weeks ago. Last night, we were discussing these movies and how much we enjoyed them. She casually mentioned that she was surprised I didn't ask for a minion cake.


Now I want one....

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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:37:23 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
My birthday is coming up soon, and my wife is an awesome cake baker/decorator. I'd told her the flavor I wanted weeks ago. Last night, we were discussing these movies and how much we enjoyed them. She casually mentioned that she was surprised I didn't ask for a minion cake.


Now I want one....

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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:49:20 AM
Loved both movies. More importantly, so do my kids so its a great way for us to laugh together

I was in San Diego area during ComiCon. There was a minion blimp flying around the latter part of the week. Hilarious!
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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:53:56 AM
Banana?

The second one was a lot funnier because they showed the minions a lot more.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:54:55 AM
You mean these guys?

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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:55:08 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DocBull:
Originally Posted By CDW4ME:
My kids loved that movie.



Correl's part not so much but Agnes and the minions steal both movies.



My wife could not have kids . I always wanted my own Agnes.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:58:13 AM
Thanks to that movie, particularly the second one, my 3-year old will not stop saying "bottom" in her best minion impression. Its funny, but any time I hear anyone say that word, I automatically say (to myself) "bottom" a la minion

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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:00:26 AM
Never watched the movies.

Now I know what I'm doing today instead of the wife's Honey do list.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:04:31 AM
Love those movies. They're as clever and fun as any movies, ever.


The next one will be a Minions movie. My guess is it will be totally off the hook.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:08:10 AM
Watch the first one a few times a week thanks to my 2 year old.


I dont argue lol
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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:10:27 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 2T2_Crash:
Minions are awesome!

+1
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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:50:33 AM
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Minions>my little pony



Get both.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:57:57 AM
My daughters love DM, when we saw the preview in the movie theater all three of us were freaking out.

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Posted: 8/8/2013 9:02:34 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Horseman:
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
Minions>my little pony



Get both.


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Posted: 8/8/2013 9:52:02 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By mike-munich:
cool little guys...

ARFCOM minion...

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8241/8483314697_c08ed8abc5_z.jpg

I said DART gun!
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Posted: 8/9/2013 5:39:19 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Originally Posted By mike-munich:
cool little guys...

ARFCOM minion...

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8241/8483314697_c08ed8abc5_z.jpg

I said DART gun!

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