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Posted: 8/3/2013 8:44:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/3/2013 9:15:35 AM EDT by capnrob97]
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 8:46:26 AM EDT
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 8:49:25 AM EDT
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.



Link Posted: 8/3/2013 8:53:06 AM EDT
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 8:53:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.
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FPNI. D/I would be airborne qualified on the first use.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 8:54:54 AM EDT
I like the second one too, "Come in Action 2, can you complete the mission"

Found one on eBay, may throw in a bid.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 8:54:58 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:


FPNI. D/I would be airborne qualified on the first use.
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Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.


FPNI. D/I would be airborne qualified on the first use.


lol
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:13:57 AM EDT
That would be a Drill Instructor not Sergeant.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:15:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MaineBassFishin:
That would be a Drill Instructor not Sergeant.
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Fixed
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:19:19 AM EDT
I like the DI one.....however my wife would not and I imagine it would be smashed into bits on the back patio for me to find when I get home.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:22:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Fixed
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Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Originally Posted By MaineBassFishin:
That would be a Drill Instructor not Sergeant.
Fixed

Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:28:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
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This. I would fling it across the room at full velocity on the first wake-up.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:29:08 AM EDT
Those are great.....as a gift to someone else!
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:35:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any
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Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:36:40 AM EDT
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Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
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Originally Posted By DirtyDeuce:
Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any



Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
This?

Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:38:54 AM EDT
It doesn't even flip your bunk.

Weak.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:40:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By capnrob97:
This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3reZr5U0A

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Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Originally Posted By DirtyDeuce:
Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any



Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3reZr5U0A



Needs an explosion sound at the end, or maybe a little dude in a vest that pops out like on a cuckoo clock.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:42:29 AM EDT
It was going good until it spoke. That wasn't yellin!
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:44:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Smashy:
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My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:44:50 AM EDT
Fuck that noise.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 11:01:13 AM EDT


The DI clock isn't very realistic. It needs to say "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!"

Link Posted: 8/3/2013 11:06:31 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!
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Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Originally Posted By Smashy:
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.
My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!


This, really - except maybe the first few mornings. Then there's the odd and constant association with reveille and waking up. I don't know if that's how it ever was, but not anywhere I've ever been. You are up and out of bed long before reveille is played.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 2:05:33 PM EDT
there was a craze for the little fat one when I was in the Army, I hate that little fat bastard!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 2:16:48 PM EDT
My father was a drill sergeant.
He woke me up by saying "get up, fatso!!!"
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 2:29:01 PM EDT
Gig line is off
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 3:32:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ILoveGauge:


The DI clock isn't very realistic. It needs to say "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!"

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Was going to say this. They need a R Lee Emery version.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 4:10:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 4:12:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


This, really - except maybe the first few mornings. Then there's the odd and constant association with reveille and waking up. I don't know if that's how it ever was, but not anywhere I've ever been. You are up and out of bed long before reveille is played.
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Originally Posted By Smashy:
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.
My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!


This, really - except maybe the first few mornings. Then there's the odd and constant association with reveille and waking up. I don't know if that's how it ever was, but not anywhere I've ever been. You are up and out of bed long before reveille is played.


First Call!
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 4:29:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By capnrob97:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSD4kLeNqUwI like it.


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When it can grab a metal garbage can and beat on it to wake me, I will get one.

BTW, does the USMC even do Reveille? ... or bugle calls?

/ETA, `1) I was Army. 2) Reveille was played at the same time we had to be in PT formation. If you weren't in formation when the cannon went off, you were late.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 4:40:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/3/2013 4:41:43 PM EDT by fatcat4620]
I have a toddler alarm clock. The only setting is way the fuck before you need to wake up
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 6:10:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tallahasseezz:


Was going to say this. They need a R Lee Emery version.
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Originally Posted By Tallahasseezz:
Originally Posted By ILoveGauge:


The DI clock isn't very realistic. It needs to say "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!"



Was going to say this. They need a R Lee Emery version.


Yes. But if you really want to get people angry enough to wake up immediately any alarm clock playing random bho speeches would do it.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:14:35 PM EDT
My DI used a garbage can as an alarm clock. Usually tossed it into the middle of the squad bay
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:20:30 PM EDT
When I was a kid, they had this cute little doggie alarm clock dressed up like a drill sergeant.

It'd play reveille, and then say in a thick asian accent, "Is time to get up! You get up! Don't sreep your rife away!"

Never did get one, always wish I had.
Link Posted: 8/3/2013 9:25:18 PM EDT
Our DI used a garbage can lid and a baton. After about day two I'd wake up as soon as he hit the light switch.
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