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capnrob97
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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:44:15 PM
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I like it.


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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:46:26 PM
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:49:25 PM
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.



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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:53:06 PM
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any
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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:53:57 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.


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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:54:54 PM
I like the second one too, "Come in Action 2, can you complete the mission"

Found one on eBay, may throw in a bid.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 12:54:58 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.


FPNI. D/I would be airborne qualified on the first use.


lol
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:13:57 PM
That would be a Drill Instructor not Sergeant.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:15:44 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MaineBassFishin:
That would be a Drill Instructor not Sergeant.
Fixed
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:19:19 PM
I like the DI one.....however my wife would not and I imagine it would be smashed into bits on the back patio for me to find when I get home.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:22:09 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Originally Posted By MaineBassFishin:
That would be a Drill Instructor not Sergeant.
Fixed

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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:28:22 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
The drill Sergeant alarm would be broke the first day.

Fuck that shit.
This. I would fling it across the room at full velocity on the first wake-up.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:29:08 PM
Those are great.....as a gift to someone else!
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:35:01 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any



Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:36:40 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DirtyDeuce:
Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any



Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
This?


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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:38:54 PM
It doesn't even flip your bunk.

Weak.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:40:45 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Originally Posted By DirtyDeuce:
Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any



Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3reZr5U0A



Needs an explosion sound at the end, or maybe a little dude in a vest that pops out like on a cuckoo clock.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:42:29 PM
It was going good until it spoke. That wasn't yellin!
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:44:43 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Smashy:
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.
My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!
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Posted: 8/3/2013 1:44:50 PM
Fuck that noise.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 3:01:13 PM


The DI clock isn't very realistic. It needs to say "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!"

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Posted: 8/3/2013 3:06:31 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Originally Posted By Smashy:
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.
My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!


This, really - except maybe the first few mornings. Then there's the odd and constant association with reveille and waking up. I don't know if that's how it ever was, but not anywhere I've ever been. You are up and out of bed long before reveille is played.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 6:05:33 PM
there was a craze for the little fat one when I was in the Army, I hate that little fat bastard!!!!!!!
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Posted: 8/3/2013 6:16:48 PM
My father was a drill sergeant.
He woke me up by saying "get up, fatso!!!"
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Posted: 8/3/2013 6:29:01 PM
Gig line is off
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Posted: 8/3/2013 7:32:16 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By ILoveGauge:


The DI clock isn't very realistic. It needs to say "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!"



Was going to say this. They need a R Lee Emery version.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 8:10:17 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Originally Posted By DirtyDeuce:
Originally Posted By jesse2194:
I want one of them hadji alarm clocks like we had in Iraq can't seem to find any



Ebay. Search "mosque alarm clock".
This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3reZr5U0A




Heard the Adhan on AM radio in Detroit when I was there. It was.... disquieting.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 8:12:14 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Originally Posted By Smashy:
My drill sergeant wasn't nearly that nice when he woke us up.
My Drill Sergeants NEVER woke us up, that was the final fire guard's duty. If the DS came in the morning and we were still racked out, we would have been fucked!


This, really - except maybe the first few mornings. Then there's the odd and constant association with reveille and waking up. I don't know if that's how it ever was, but not anywhere I've ever been. You are up and out of bed long before reveille is played.


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Posted: 8/3/2013 8:29:17 PM
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By capnrob97:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSD4kLeNqUwI like it.



When it can grab a metal garbage can and beat on it to wake me, I will get one.

BTW, does the USMC even do Reveille? ... or bugle calls?

/ETA, `1) I was Army. 2) Reveille was played at the same time we had to be in PT formation. If you weren't in formation when the cannon went off, you were late.
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Posted: 8/3/2013 8:40:44 PM
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I have a toddler alarm clock. The only setting is way the fuck before you need to wake up
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Posted: 8/3/2013 10:10:47 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Tallahasseezz:
Originally Posted By ILoveGauge:


The DI clock isn't very realistic. It needs to say "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!"



Was going to say this. They need a R Lee Emery version.


Yes. But if you really want to get people angry enough to wake up immediately any alarm clock playing random bho speeches would do it.
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Posted: 8/4/2013 1:14:35 AM
My DI used a garbage can as an alarm clock. Usually tossed it into the middle of the squad bay
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Posted: 8/4/2013 1:20:30 AM
When I was a kid, they had this cute little doggie alarm clock dressed up like a drill sergeant.

It'd play reveille, and then say in a thick asian accent, "Is time to get up! You get up! Don't sreep your rife away!"

Never did get one, always wish I had.
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Posted: 8/4/2013 1:25:18 AM
Our DI used a garbage can lid and a baton. After about day two I'd wake up as soon as he hit the light switch.