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Posted: 6/20/2013 3:39:05 PM
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I can't wait till the day comes where the government demand that every male became a butt hole surfer and a cock sucker


Why wait?
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Posted: 6/20/2013 3:39:52 PM
The cruise ship departure was delayed because of a mix up on who would be the master of ceremonies on the promenade deck.

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/video?id=9094095&pid=9094098

Who would have thought Bradley would become so popular? Next, he will be invited to be speaker at the Repub convention.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 3:39:53 PM

Originally Posted By introv78:
No race is not a choice, lifestyle is.

No, they are born that way, its their race.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:13:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Deej86:
It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."


Deej, you can pray anything away.


Even liberals?



Liberals must pray for liberals
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:15:37 PM
Originally Posted By RustedAce:

Originally Posted By introv78:
No race is not a choice, lifestyle is.

No, they are born that way, its their race.


It is their religion.

They worship the phallus

Homos built the Washington monument. They pilgrimage there and walk around it like Mecca while chanting Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:17:18 PM
Rusted Ace,

Would you go on a race of gay people cruise?
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:18:29 PM
Originally Posted By RustedAce:

Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:

I don't know much about making fun of true conservatives, but making fun of people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves sure is fun.

Its a systematic, broad spectrum, multi media assault on conservative values to belittle and marginalize them.

Thanks for helping!


This man speaks truth.

Even lies joke articles like the OP posted are part of the system and directly contribute to it.


Think about it: the homosexual agenda is perfectly happy to propagate lies, so long as their agenda gets more publicity, support, and desensitization...a truly vile state of things in this country.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:20:23 PM
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Rusted Ace,

Would you go on a race of gay people cruise?


It would be a Rusted Ace Converts Lesbians Cruise.

The dudes would be forced into gladitorial combat for peeps and cola after 3 or 4 days of starvation.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:39:58 PM
Originally Posted By Screechjet1:
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Rusted Ace,

Would you go on a race of gay people cruise?


It would be a Rusted Ace Converts Lesbians Cruise.

The dudes would be forced into gladitorial combat for peeps and cola after 3 or 4 days of starvation.


I was thinking a step above carnival cruise lines.


No I wasn't inviting him.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:43:26 PM

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
No I wasn't inviting him.


So I quit the Homeland Security Department, and got myself a steady job, and though she tried her best to help me, well she could obstacle, but she could not chug.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:51:49 PM
That must be an experience. I wonder if their suite has thin walls?
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:58:15 PM
Originally Posted By Sturmgeist:
That must be an experience. I wonder if their suite has thin walls?


I bet they sit around listening to fleet wood Mac while sipping wine coolers
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Posted: 6/20/2013 4:58:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Sturmgeist:
That must be an experience. I wonder if their suite has thin walls?


I bet they sit around listening to fleet wood Mac while sipping wine coolers



Maybe some pat Boone


And when he lets loose, she takes off her second pair o pantyhose
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Posted: 6/20/2013 5:35:47 PM
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By RustedAce:

Originally Posted By introv78:
No race is not a choice, lifestyle is.

No, they are born that way, its their race.


It is their religion.

They worship the phallus

Homos built the Washington monument. They pilgrimage there and walk around it like Mecca while chanting Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood.


Yup, I LOLed.

They mix in some Village People too?

And her husband is the worst gay dude pretending to be straight ever.
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Posted: 6/20/2013 5:39:42 PM
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Correlation between believing in "Gay Marriage" and believing parody news articles are real? Possible PhD paper there.


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Posted: 6/20/2013 5:40:19 PM
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The six day jaunt on the all-gay Atlantis Cruise Lines was mistakenly booked after Marcus Bachmann visited a Minneapolis travel agent who assumed he was gay.


Priceless! That place kills me.

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Posted: 6/20/2013 5:44:50 PM
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Correlation between believing in "Gay Marriage" and believing parody news articles are real? Possible PhD paper there.


Is there any correlation between people that believe you can pray the gay away or that it's simply a preference that is able to be changed with anything else?
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Posted: 6/20/2013 6:15:11 PM
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No, this isn't DU, but damn it seems like it is more and more everyday...
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Posted: 6/20/2013 6:29:15 PM
[Last Edit: 6/20/2013 6:29:37 PM by pen]
Originally Posted By fervid_dryfire:
Originally Posted By RustedAce:

Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:

I don't know much about making fun of true conservatives, but making fun of people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves sure is fun.

Its a systematic, broad spectrum, multi media assault on conservative values to belittle and marginalize them.

Thanks for helping!


This man speaks truth.

Even lies joke articles like the OP posted are part of the system and directly contribute to it.


Think about it: the homosexual agenda is perfectly happy to propagate lies, so long as their agenda gets more publicity, support, and desensitization...a truly vile state of things in this country.


Wait a minute. Arfcom told me gays can't propagate, and therefore they are unnatural. WTF? Can't you guys get it straight?

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Posted: 6/20/2013 7:07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By pen:WTF? Can't you guys get it straight?

lol.
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