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Posted: 10/28/2014 11:53:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GreatDane:
For the record, this is the first time this Cracker is hearing of this "ritual". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile you just called it saturday night? 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:52:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Loremsk]
[#2]
Doh!
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Posted: 10/29/2014 6:57:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By AlamTX:
I have a nomination. 
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1680596_Oklahoma__Hubby_posts_video_of_pooch_going_down_on_wife_____cops_come_knockin___.html&page=1#i50091897 Originally Posted By Flash66:
Originally Posted By chadjetlag:
They should move to FL, they will fit in fine there. I grew up in Cracker Florida near the Green Swamp. There were gators all over the place. If you catch a gator and get her on her back you can make her docile by rubbing her belly. She will become a little comatose. Female gators have a slit in the right place. One of the "coming of age" thing a Cracker teenage boy had to do to prove that he was a man was to screw a gator. Pussified Yankee queers wouldn't understand but it was part of the Cracker culture. When a boy was about 15 or years old it was a ritual to take him out in the swamp get him drunk and catch a gator. They would get a female and get her on her back and then the boy had to do his thing. Yea, we do things a little different down here in Florida. http://i.imgur.com/q9wrVPO.jpg What the fuck did I just read? 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 8:46:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By AlamTX: I have a nomination. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1680596_Oklahoma__Hubby_posts_video_of_pooch_going_down_on_wife_____cops_come_knockin___.html&page=1#i50091897 Originally Posted By Flash66: Originally Posted By chadjetlag: They should move to FL, they will fit in fine there. I grew up in Cracker Florida near the Green Swamp. There were gators all over the place. If you catch a gator and get her on her back you can make her docile by rubbing her belly. She will become a little comatose. Female gators have a slit in the right place. One of the "coming of age" thing a Cracker teenage boy had to do to prove that he was a man was to screw a gator. Pussified Yankee queers wouldn't understand but it was part of the Cracker culture. When a boy was about 15 or years old it was a ritual to take him out in the swamp get him drunk and catch a gator. They would get a female and get her on her back and then the boy had to do his thing. Yea, we do things a little different down here in Florida. http://i.imgur.com/q9wrVPO.jpg   |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 9:50:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MEDIKEIGHTED: once you go gator, the rest are just haters Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MEDIKEIGHTED: once you go gator, the rest are just haters Nice work XCR!!! |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 10:40:16 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote: "See ya later, alligator." *wiggles eyebrows all seductively creepy-like*  |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 10:43:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Miami_JBT]
[#7]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By AlamTX: I have a nomination. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1680596_Oklahoma__Hubby_posts_video_of_pooch_going_down_on_wife_____cops_come_knockin___.html&page=1#i50091897 Originally Posted By Flash66: Originally Posted By chadjetlag: They should move to FL, they will fit in fine there. I grew up in Cracker Florida near the Green Swamp. There were gators all over the place. If you catch a gator and get her on her back you can make her docile by rubbing her belly. She will become a little comatose. Female gators have a slit in the right place. One of the "coming of age" thing a Cracker teenage boy had to do to prove that he was a man was to screw a gator. Pussified Yankee queers wouldn't understand but it was part of the Cracker culture. When a boy was about 15 or years old it was a ritual to take him out in the swamp get him drunk and catch a gator. They would get a female and get her on her back and then the boy had to do his thing. Yea, we do things a little different down here in Florida. And that is why I want South Florida to become it's own State or I just leave the South altogether... No seriously, I want the fuck out. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:00:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT:
And that is why I want South Florida to become it's own State or I just leave the South altogether...
No seriously, I want the fuck out. Well, stay out of Utah. I don't want your gator cooties 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:18:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: He doesn't have a vagina. I'm not sure where ya'll think the first two fingers are going to go if you give him a shocker Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By Dilbert_556: Originally Posted By smithc6: Needs more Shocker. Like:   He doesn't have a vagina. I'm not sure where ya'll think the first two fingers are going to go if you give him a shocker You do know some guys get off sticking shit up their urethra right?
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:20:03 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
You do know some guys get off sticking shit up their urethra right? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
Needs more Shocker.
Like:
He doesn't have a vagina. I'm not sure where ya'll think the first two fingers are going to go if you give him a shocker You do know some guys get off sticking shit up their urethra right? I do have the internet, sweetpea. 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:23:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:23:49 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: I do have the internet, sweetpea. Seen the video of the dude with a fullsize vibrator in there? Makes my hurt just thinking about it
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:40:58 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Seen the video of the dude with a fullsize vibrator in there? Makes my hurt just thinking about it Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I do have the internet, sweetpea. Seen the video of the dude with a fullsize vibrator in there? Makes my hurt just thinking about it Makes your what hurt? Head? Fist?
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:41:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:43:09 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Evil_Ed: Makes your what hurt? Head? Fist? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Evil_Ed: Originally Posted By Mikhail_86: Originally Posted By XCRmonger: I do have the internet, sweetpea. Seen the video of the dude with a fullsize vibrator in there? Makes my hurt just thinking about it Makes your what hurt? Head? Fist? Shit... my penis
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:53:27 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By AlamTX:
I have a nomination.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1680596_Oklahoma__Hubby_posts_video_of_pooch_going_down_on_wife_____cops_come_knockin___.html&page=1#i50091897 Originally Posted By Flash66:
Originally Posted By chadjetlag:
They should move to FL, they will fit in fine there. I grew up in Cracker Florida near the Green Swamp. There were gators all over the place. If you catch a gator and get her on her back you can make her docile by rubbing her belly. She will become a little comatose. Female gators have a slit in the right place. One of the "coming of age" thing a Cracker teenage boy had to do to prove that he was a man was to screw a gator. Pussified Yankee queers wouldn't understand but it was part of the Cracker culture. When a boy was about 15 or years old it was a ritual to take him out in the swamp get him drunk and catch a gator. They would get a female and get her on her back and then the boy had to do his thing. Yea, we do things a little different down here in Florida. http://i.imgur.com/q9wrVPO.jpg Too much shirt under overalls.
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:58:19 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By flcroc:
<snip> Too much shirt under overalls. You're thinking about this too hard. For that matter, why is the alligator getting beer and the Floridian getting the wine? Just ...is enjoy the right word.... appreciate the art, and drink more! 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 11:58:25 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By flcroc:
Too much shirt under overalls. Dude, date night is a black tie affair. 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:01:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mak_380:
You're thinking about this too hard. For that matter, why is the alligator getting beer and the Floridian getting the wine? Just ...is enjoy the right word.... appreciate the art, and drink more! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mak_380:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
<snip> Too much shirt under overalls. You're thinking about this too hard. For that matter, why is the alligator getting beer and the Floridian getting the wine? Just ...is enjoy the right word.... appreciate the art, and drink more! You're not getting me all liquored up for an appearance by Flash, are you? |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:02:49 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Dude, date night is a black tie affair. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
Too much shirt under overalls. Dude, date night is a black tie affair. Bolo tie:in. Muscle shirt:out. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:05:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By flcroc:
You're not getting me all liquored up for an appearance by Flash, are you? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By flcroc:
Originally Posted By Mak_380:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
<snip> Too much shirt under overalls. You're thinking about this too hard. For that matter, why is the alligator getting beer and the Floridian getting the wine? Just ...is enjoy the right word.... appreciate the art, and drink more! You're not getting me all liquored up for an appearance by Flash, are you? I don't think your slit is in the right place, honey. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:27:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryCan we cut North Florida off from the US, South Florida from North Florida, and then graft, South Florida to the NE? Because we have nothing in common with that Florida Cracker Alligator sex. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:29:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT: Can we cut North Florida off from the US, South Florida from North Florida, and then graft, South Florida to the NE? Because we have nothing in common with that Florida Cracker Alligator sex. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT: While were doing that, can we transport a bunch of cubano Miami hotties to my AO?
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:35:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86: While were doing that, can we transport a bunch of cubano Miami hotties to my AO? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86: Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: While were doing that, can we transport a bunch of cubano Miami hotties to my AO? Sure.... I'll bring the Chicas over, you start cutting. Hell, we can graft it to Georgia. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 12:44:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT: Originally Posted By Mikhail_86: Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: While were doing that, can we transport a bunch of cubano Miami hotties to my AO? Sure.... I'll bring the Chicas over, you start cutting. Hell, we can graft it to Georgia. Sounds like a plan
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Posted: 10/29/2014 1:32:08 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By flcroc: Bolo tie:in. Muscle shirt:out. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By flcroc: Originally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By flcroc: Too much shirt under overalls. Dude, date night is a black tie affair. Bolo tie:in. Muscle shirt:out. Having trouble fapping to the original, chief?
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Posted: 10/29/2014 1:35:27 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AlamTX:
Having trouble fapping to the original, chief? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AlamTX:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
Too much shirt under overalls. Dude, date night is a black tie affair. Bolo tie:in. Muscle shirt:out. Having trouble fapping to the original, chief? He just needs that little extra push to get him over the edge. 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 1:42:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: He just needs that little extra push to get him over the edge. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3672/13245237983_f67dbc4bb2_c.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By AlamTX: Originally Posted By flcroc: Originally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By flcroc: Too much shirt under overalls. Dude, date night is a black tie affair. Bolo tie:in. Muscle shirt:out. Having trouble fapping to the original, chief? He just needs that little extra push to get him over the edge. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3672/13245237983_f67dbc4bb2_c.jpg Well, I'm done with lunch, now.
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Posted: 10/29/2014 1:42:14 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: He just needs that little extra push to get him over the edge. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3672/13245237983_f67dbc4bb2_c.jpg How many tennis balls can be hidden in that belly button?
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Posted: 10/29/2014 1:48:28 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
How many tennis balls can be hidden in that belly button?
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
He just needs that little extra push to get him over the edge. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3672/13245237983_f67dbc4bb2_c.jpg How many tennis balls can be hidden in that belly button?
Time to go apple bobbing? |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 1:49:36 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Time to go apple bobbing? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By Mikhail_86: Originally Posted By XCRmonger: He just needs that little extra push to get him over the edge. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3672/13245237983_f67dbc4bb2_c.jpg How many tennis balls can be hidden in that belly button? Time to go apple bobbing? Thats why I love ya you sicko
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Posted: 10/29/2014 2:43:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't think your slit is in the right place, honey. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
Originally Posted By Mak_380:
You're thinking about this too hard. For that matter, why is the alligator getting beer and the Floridian getting the wine? Just ...is enjoy the right word.... appreciate the art, and drink more! You're not getting me all liquored up for an appearance by Flash, are you? I don't think your slit is in the right place, honey. I just don't want him to show up with the thought, "Gator, croc....same thing." |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 2:45:43 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AlamTX:
Having trouble fapping to the original, chief? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AlamTX:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By flcroc:
Too much shirt under overalls. Dude, date night is a black tie affair. Bolo tie:in. Muscle shirt:out. Having trouble fapping to the original, chief? Just saying I know idiots like that. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 7:34:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2014 8:57:09 PM EDT
[#35]
We are up to our armpits in alligators here.
At no point have I ever looked at one of them and said to myself "I think I want to fuck that." 
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Posted: 10/29/2014 9:37:25 PM EDT
[#36]
This thread just took a left turn from Disturbing onto WTF and put the hammer down...
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Posted: 10/29/2014 9:41:04 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HighpowerRifleBrony:
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/2/1/0/1210998/pics/_c976594_image_0.jpg Idk, but your pony needs to be careful around some of these jokers. |
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Posted: 10/29/2014 9:55:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TerryC:
We are up to our armpits in alligators here. At no point have I ever looked at one of them and said to myself "I think I want to fuck that." Don't get me wrong. I like me some gator tail once in a while, but it has to ne fried or blackened. Also why is it not ok to do animals when it's fine to do veggies and fruit?
For reference, do not youtube the phrase "grapefruit blowjob" and listen to the noise she makes. You'll never get it out of your head, but it's worth a laugh. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 7:26:06 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRomberg:
Don't get me wrong. I like me some gator tail once in a while, but it has to ne fried or blackened. Also why is it not ok to do animals when it's fine to do veggies and fruit?
For reference, do not youtube the phrase "grapefruit blowjob" and listen to the noise she makes. You'll never get it out of your head, but it's worth a laugh. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRomberg:
Originally Posted By TerryC:
We are up to our armpits in alligators here. At no point have I ever looked at one of them and said to myself "I think I want to fuck that." Don't get me wrong. I like me some gator tail once in a while, but it has to ne fried or blackened. Also why is it not ok to do animals when it's fine to do veggies and fruit?
For reference, do not youtube the phrase "grapefruit blowjob" and listen to the noise she makes. You'll never get it out of your head, but it's worth a laugh. I've seen that video. And I have gator meat in the freezer.
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Posted: 10/30/2014 8:51:47 AM EDT
[#40]
This....needs to become an animated series. Epic work XCR
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Posted: 10/30/2014 9:36:58 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryXCR has done me before, and ironically enough, it was stripper themed
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Posted: 10/30/2014 10:08:17 AM EDT
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How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme?
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Posted: 10/30/2014 10:56:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Repairman_Jack:
How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:42:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack: How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:47:17 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT:
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Miami_JBT:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack:
How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special..
I nominate the grapefruit BJ lady. |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:51:45 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRomberg: I nominate the grapefruit BJ lady. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HRomberg: Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: Originally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack: How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. I nominate the grapefruit BJ lady. What?
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:53:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack:
How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. I just got wet.
Wait... Wut? |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:54:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote: I just got wet. Wait... Wut? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote: Originally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack: How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. I just got wet. Wait... Wut? That happened to me before, get your prostate checked buddy
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:54:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By XCRmonger: Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack: How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special..  |
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Posted: 10/30/2014 12:56:07 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
That happened to me before, get your prostate checked buddy
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By Repairman_Jack:
How about an "If Arfcom Went Trick-or-Treating" theme? Hmm, I should do a spooky special.. I just got wet.
Wait... Wut? That happened to me before, get your prostate checked buddy
Hold on... Seems ok. Does this smell funny to you? |
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