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Posted: 5/18/2013 11:32:44 AM EST
An Army wife who lost more than 150 pounds in weight while her husband was away in Afghanistan gave him a huge surprise upon his return.

Misty Shaffer, who once weighed more than 300 pounds, hadn't seen husband for over a year. She managed to keep her slimming a secret surprise from her husband, Larry.























Before and after: Photos of Misty Shaffer show her incredible transformation over the course of a year












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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:34:21 AM EST
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:36:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Smitro:
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics

I agree

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:36:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By Smitro:
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics




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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:36:56 AM EST
Agree that her clothing doesn't make her look slimmer, but kudos to her for it.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:36:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Smitro:
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics

yeah more like 225 to 170

but either way
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:37:29 AM EST
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Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:37:29 AM EST
She standing in front of a funhouse mirror or something?

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:37:53 AM EST
no way the before is 300 lbs.

Also, what's the over/under on how soon she Dear Johns him?
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:38:47 AM EST
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two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:52:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


Could I have that again in English?
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:56:07 AM EST
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no way the before is 300 lbs.

Also, what's the over/under on how soon she Dear Johns him?


Ive seen a few women lose weight like that right before they dump there husband

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 11:56:12 AM EST
Looks more like 250 down to 180. Very good, but 300 to 150? Nope.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:00:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By LutzNutz:
no way the before is 300 lbs.

Also, what's the over/under on how soon she Dear Johns him?


Ive seen a few women lose weight like that right before they dump there husband


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:01:26 PM EST
Meth But seriously,no way is that 150 lb drop. 30 lbs maybe.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:01:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


Could I have that again in English?


He said he hopes that the lady did not lose all the weight fucking another soldier.
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Good for her.

I hope good for the soldier too.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:03:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


Could I have that again in English?


He mad at a "Jody"
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:05:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By ProudVeteran:

Originally Posted By Smitro:
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics

I agree

Yep
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:06:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fugi99:
Originally Posted By LutzNutz:
no way the before is 300 lbs.

Also, what's the over/under on how soon she Dear Johns him?


Ive seen a few women lose weight like that right before they dump there husband


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:06:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:07:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By bblake00:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


Could I have that again in English?


He mad at a "Jody"

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:08:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


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Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:09:49 PM EST
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Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics


Ya looks the same.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:10:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
two fiddy


down to a buck fo'tay



either way good on her... as long as she didnt lose the weight by doing huge amounts of blow and fucking his best buddy that couldnt deploy b/c he "had to get his tonsils out"


fucking faggot


Could I have that again in English?

Good for her, as long as she didn't do it so Jody could screw her while her husband was away securing our freedom.

That's what I got out of it anyway.

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Is "Jody" like the female, white version of Sancho?

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:12:51 PM EST
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She standing in front of a funhouse mirror or something?


I think the video was set to retard mode, or in other words they took an old-fashioned 4:3 video and stretched it to widescreen 16:9. That makes everything look stretched out sideways (too fat). I hate it when they do that.

Cudos to her for doing this. What a great surprise for the husband!

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:15:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Smitro:
Is "Jody" like the female, white version of Sancho?


No. Jody = Sancho (but at home while a soldier is overseas).

No pienso que hay una palabra describiendo una Haina poniendo los cuernos a Jody.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:15:47 PM EST

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Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:18:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By Smitro:
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics


Nothing in this post should be considered information posted in an official capacity. It is the authors personal opinion alone.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:18:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.
Haha I laughed at this too.



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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:20:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Gentleman4561:

Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.
Haha I laughed at this too.



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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:21:15 PM EST
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Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.


She's not going to leave.

Not until she gets her breast implants. Then she'll leave...

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:24:00 PM EST
"You will arrive home from deployment to find your wives as you left them. crying and freshly fvcked."
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:25:10 PM EST

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"You will arrive home from deployment to find your wives as you left them. crying and freshly fvcked."


Originally Posted By Colonel_Angus: I can taste colors after reading that abortion
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:26:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/18/2013 12:26:46 PM EST by Renata]
I corrected the pictures so they're not stretched out. Because I have the Photoshop chops to do so . . .

Before:


After:


Misty the wife at the airport:



I can't say that the photos are now completely corrected; all I did was fix the 16:9 stretched out mode to the correct 4:3 mode. If there was some other error in the photos (like someone at the studio stretched them out) then I can't fix that.

I think she looks very pretty before and after. She's a naturally lovely girl. But I think she should be very proud of her hard work and discipline in getting that weight off. Her husband seems like a sweetie who would love her however she was, but also seemed very pleased with the "new" her. As he should! She worked hard to get that way, dammit!

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Originally Posted By Shott8283:

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
"You will arrive home from deployment to find your wives as you left them. crying and freshly fvcked."




Can't remember where i first heard that one. may have been a movie. But it was both brutal and prophetic for many of the married Marines and Sailors I served with. Westpac widows.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:27:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Renata:
I corrected the pictures so they're not stretched out. Because I have the Photoshop chops to do so . . .

Before:
<a href="http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/renata310/media/before_zps3020176b.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o754/renata310/before_zps3020176b.jpg</a>

After:
<a href="http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/renata310/media/after_zpsdd29712c.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o754/renata310/after_zpsdd29712c.jpg</a>

Misty the wife at the airport:

<a href="http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/renata310/media/misty_zpsafb89919.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o754/renata310/misty_zpsafb89919.jpg</a>

I can't say that the photos are now completely corrected; all I did was fix the 16:9 stretched out mode to the correct 4:3 mode. If there was some other error in the photos (like someone at the studio stretched them out) then I can't fix that.

I think she looks very pretty before and after. She's a naturally lovely girl. But I think she should be very proud of her hard work and discipline in getting that weight off. Her husband seems like a sweetie who would love her however she was, but also seemed very pleased with the "new" her. As he should! She worked hard to get that way, dammit!


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:27:29 PM EST
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Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:30:51 PM EST
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no way the before is 300 lbs.

Also, what's the over/under on how soon she Dear Johns him?


You'd be surprised, an ex of mine ballooned up and broke the 300 pound mark. I didn't believe her until she showed me on the scale.

Ironically she broke up with me as she continued to gain.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:31:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.


We understand the ways of the woman far to well


Yes, that is extremely obvious after reading threads here for about 5 minutes.

Psychologists are beating down the doors trying to tap into the fount of wimmenz knowledge that is GD.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:33:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Smitro:
Doesn't look over 300 or down to 150 in those pics

I agree


Yeah, it looks somewhere in between.

Either way, good for her.
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Looks more like 250 down to 180. Very good, but 300 to 150? Nope.


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:36:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By KevinCa316:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Sheesh.

Y'all bitch about women letting themselves go after marriage and then when one does something about it, she's about to run off on her husband.

I swear, GD can take any feel good story and turn it into something ugly.


We understand the ways of the woman far to well


Yes, that is extremely obvious after reading threads here for about 5 minutes.

Psychologists are beating down the doors trying to tap into the fount of wimmenz knowledge that is GD.



And here all I can think of is how sweet it is that this girl did this, how much she loved her husband, how sweet the husband is that he honestly seemed to find her lovely before (I believe that—well, look at her! She's a very pretty girl). But he's very proud of her now, and damn she looks good!

And she got them a house. It sounds like a very beautiful story all around.

You and I and a few other less dysfunctional folks can talk about that, OnlineAllTheTIme, and the rest can talk about how she's on the cusp of being a cheating whore . . .


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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:39:14 PM EST
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You and I and a few other less dysfunctional folks can talk about that, OnlineAllTheTIme, and the rest can talk about how she's on the cusp of being a cheating whore . . .




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GD is where you go to see some of the most brilliant subject matter experts in the country argue with some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:40:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/18/2013 12:41:19 PM EST by Renata]
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By Renata:

You and I and a few other less dysfunctional folks can talk about that, OnlineAllTheTIme, and the rest can talk about how she's on the cusp of being a cheating whore . . .




You can fit all of us into a Cheerio and have room left over.




You notice that I said "less dysfunctional" and not "non-dysfunctional." I was trying to be realistic in my expectations and not aim too high.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:42:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Renata:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By Renata:

You and I and a few other less dysfunctional folks can talk about that, OnlineAllTheTIme, and the rest can talk about how she's on the cusp of being a cheating whore . . .




You can fit all of us into a Cheerio and have room left over.




You notice that I said "less dysfunctional" and not "non-dysfunctional." I was trying to be realistic in my expectations and not aim too high.



I've been around since '07. My comment stands.
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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