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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:20:37 PM
Looks to be about 22 years old. About as perfect a woman as you will ever see, just standing on the corner waving a sign at passing cars.


She does it 9 hours a day, every day and never takes a break, never gets tired, and never gets bitchy.

"Cash For Gold"

I had to look several times before I saw she was an animatron!

Anyone have one in their home town?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:25:59 PM
Pics or GTFO.

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:26:32 PM
first post...
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:28:13 PM
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:29:08 PM
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:29:44 PM
Originally Posted By MikeE23666:
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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Agree. It's a robot. Nothing to see here.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:30:35 PM
What the heck are we even discussing here?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:31:42 PM
wait is this some kind of Japanese fetish thread?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:31:57 PM
What the fuck dude.

Go back and take pictures
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:32:16 PM
I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:32:17 PM
Mmmmm, Japanese sex robot.


OP, go make a video of you humping the robot and getting chased off by the store manager.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:32:30 PM
If this is in Germany then I understand.

I have never mistaken a sign waving robot for a real person.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:32:43 PM
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What the heck are we even discussing here?


Robot hookers?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:32:45 PM
Cherry 2000?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:33:20 PM
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:33:39 PM
Here's her brunette sister:

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:33:44 PM
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:33:47 PM
I will take the camera tomorrow.

These things are replacing the crazy blow up arm waving things you see outside some businesses.

There have to be hundreds of them out there, no one has one in their town, or is everyone just stuck in the basement?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:33:53 PM
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OP, you ever been to Disney? If so, who is your favorite audio-animatronic?

I've been tempted to throw dollar bills at the go-go dancer in the mainframe scene at Epcot.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:35:43 PM
Originally Posted By ar2de:
I will take the camera tomorrow.

These things are replacing the crazy blow up arm waving things you see outside some businesses.

There have to be hundreds of them out there, no one has one in their town, or is everyone just stuck in the basement?


I live in rural PA, if there were one of those in my town it'd be riddled with bullets and/or the clap. So no, don't have one here. Which is for the best all things considered.

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:36:09 PM
Atonomically correct? Did she have all the female parts?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:37:04 PM
Robots taking more high paying American jobs. I guess Barry was right after all.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:37:04 PM
Originally Posted By 4v50:
Originally Posted By MikeE23666:
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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Agree. It's a robot. Nothing to see here.


I don't know, she sounds pretty hot to me.

Could she be programmed to make sammiches?

'Cuz then she would be perfect!

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:37:27 PM
I'd hit it!
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:38:15 PM
There's one on highway 503 (North) in Vancouver, WA, near the post office.

They do cash for gold in Germany?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:38:37 PM
Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


Must be the prototype. The blonde in the mini-skirt is vastly improved. She smiles and winks too.

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:40:07 PM
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:41:28 PM
Originally Posted By kpel308:
I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"



Waiting, or hoping...





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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:44:08 PM
87% of the guys here would still "hit it"..........
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:47:04 PM
But can they spin boards like those $7/hr placard holders
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They tend to get sticky after a while.....
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:50:49 PM
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87% of the guys here would still "hit it"..........



It would be the most degrading 3 1/2 seconds of her life....
She would be in therapy for years...

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:51:03 PM
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This?

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:53:50 PM
A muffler shop got one.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:54:41 PM
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This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7B05xcUy0E


Great, just one more highly-paid skilled job getting eliminated through robotic technology.








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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:56:00 PM
Seems like a well played PR campaign to me.

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Posted: 5/8/2013 12:58:29 PM
In for the pics.
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I can't fap to this without pics of said sexy robot.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 1:07:44 PM
Brunette needs some Daisy Dukes
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I unzipped my pants for this , not happy
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Posted: 5/8/2013 1:09:36 PM
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Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?

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Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?



I think the article posted said a few thousand dollars.
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Posted: 5/8/2013 1:11:40 PM
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I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"


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Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
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Posted: 5/8/2013 1:23:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?



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