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Posted: 5/8/2013 7:20:37 AM EST
Looks to be about 22 years old. About as perfect a woman as you will ever see, just standing on the corner waving a sign at passing cars.


She does it 9 hours a day, every day and never takes a break, never gets tired, and never gets bitchy.

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I had to look several times before I saw she was an animatron!

Anyone have one in their home town?

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Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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Agree. It's a robot. Nothing to see here.

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What the heck are we even discussing here?
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wait is this some kind of Japanese fetish thread?
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What the fuck dude.

Go back and take pictures

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Mmmmm, Japanese sex robot.


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If this is in Germany then I understand.

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Link Posted: 5/8/2013 7:32:43 AM EST
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What the heck are we even discussing here?


Robot hookers?

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Here's her brunette sister:

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I will take the camera tomorrow.

These things are replacing the crazy blow up arm waving things you see outside some businesses.

There have to be hundreds of them out there, no one has one in their town, or is everyone just stuck in the basement?

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OP, you ever been to Disney? If so, who is your favorite audio-animatronic?

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I will take the camera tomorrow.

These things are replacing the crazy blow up arm waving things you see outside some businesses.

There have to be hundreds of them out there, no one has one in their town, or is everyone just stuck in the basement?


I live in rural PA, if there were one of those in my town it'd be riddled with bullets and/or the clap. So no, don't have one here. Which is for the best all things considered.


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Robots taking more high paying American jobs. I guess Barry was right after all.

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Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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Agree. It's a robot. Nothing to see here.


I don't know, she sounds pretty hot to me.

Could she be programmed to make sammiches?

'Cuz then she would be perfect!

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I'd hit it!
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There's one on highway 503 (North) in Vancouver, WA, near the post office.

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Link Posted: 5/8/2013 7:38:37 AM EST
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Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


Must be the prototype. The blonde in the mini-skirt is vastly improved. She smiles and winks too.


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I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"



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87% of the guys here would still "hit it"..........
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But can they spin boards like those $7/hr placard holders
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They tend to get sticky after a while.....
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87% of the guys here would still "hit it"..........



It would be the most degrading 3 1/2 seconds of her life....
She would be in therapy for years...


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This?

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This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7B05xcUy0E


Great, just one more highly-paid skilled job getting eliminated through robotic technology.








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Seems like a well played PR campaign to me.

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I can't fap to this without pics of said sexy robot.
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Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?



I think the article posted said a few thousand dollars.
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I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"


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Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?



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