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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:03:50 AM EST
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hahaha!

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:09:56 AM EST
lol i saw some tree frogs doin that the other day

pic is hilarious btw
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Are they having anole sex?


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The fuckers!

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:13:00 AM EST
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Are they having anole sex?



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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:14:57 AM EST
I hope the taker is that little fuking lizard on the geico commercials, right in the ass

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Future Gieco spokesperson in making.

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:15:53 AM EST
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GEICO Gecko sex tape?

Anole anal?
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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:20:44 AM EST
Word is Vivid is shooting them an offer for exclusive rights to the feature-length vid.

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:21:04 AM EST
That's my favorite position too

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:22:16 AM EST
That was surprisingly easy to fap to.
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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:22:37 AM EST
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Didn't I see this on Reddit yesterday?

ETA: My apologies. This was on Reddit yesterday:



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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:23:55 AM EST
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I hope the taker is that little fuking lizard on the geico commercials, right in the ass





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So how long did you watch them?
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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:27:04 AM EST
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So how long did you watch them?


Till he finished..

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:28:09 AM EST
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That's my favorite position too


Isn't that hard on your knees and elbows after awhile?









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Reminds me of what I found last August.


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Originally Posted By DcN484:
That's my favorite position too


Isn't that hard on your knees and elbows after awhile?











Ummm, no dude..










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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:33:51 AM EST
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Are they having anole sex?



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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:34:07 AM EST
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verra nice, verra verra nice.

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:34:22 AM EST
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I see what you did there.

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:38:10 AM EST
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Are they having anole sex?




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AHEM.............

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:41:42 AM EST
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That's my favorite position too


Isn't that hard on your knees and elbows after awhile?











Ummm, no dude..










I use lots of pillows


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That could make for one weird Geico commercial.
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AHEM.............

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff380/usjet1/flo.jpg


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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:58:19 AM EST
He's gettin' some anole anal right there on your wall...
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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 9:59:54 AM EST

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AHEM.............


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AHEM.............


That is fucking awesome
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good thing it's not in LA or he would of had to put a condom on before you took a picture.

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 10:11:22 AM EST
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AHEM.............

<a href="http://s1232.photobucket.com/user/usjet1/media/flo.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff380/usjet1/flo.jpg</a>



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AHEM.............

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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 10:28:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Are they having anole sex?



I award you ten thousand internets Sir.

ETA: OP will win a million if he changes the thread title to "Anole sex pictures thread."
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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 11:35:35 AM EST
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Are they having anole sex?



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Love is in the air at my place too. Just took this a few minutes ago:

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wow...that lizard has had more anole sex today they I have in the past month....



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Link Posted: 5/1/2013 11:55:41 AM EST
Green ones are the good ones, we have some of those but many more of the brown "cuban" variety.

They are apparently very territorial, and the brown ones are more aggressive.


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Link Posted: 5/2/2013 5:06:10 AM EST
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Green ones are the good ones, we have some of those but many more of the brown "cuban" variety.

They are apparently very territorial, and the brown ones are more aggressive.



Anoles change colors dude.
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