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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:04:44 AM EST
hahaha!
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lol i saw some tree frogs doin that the other day

pic is hilarious btw
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:11:41 AM EST
Are they having anole sex?

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The fuckers!
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Are they having anole sex?



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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:14:57 AM EST
I hope the taker is that little fuking lizard on the geico commercials, right in the ass
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Future Gieco spokesperson in making.
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GEICO Gecko sex tape?

Anole anal?
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Word is Vivid is shooting them an offer for exclusive rights to the feature-length vid.
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That's my favorite position too
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That was surprisingly easy to fap to.
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Didn't I see this on Reddit yesterday?

ETA: My apologies. This was on Reddit yesterday:



It's an epidemic (or mating season).
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:23:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By striperfisher:
I hope the taker is that little fuking lizard on the geico commercials, right in the ass





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Hhhmmm...
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So how long did you watch them?
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So how long did you watch them?


Till he finished..

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That's my favorite position too


Isn't that hard on your knees and elbows after awhile?









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Did you tell the little fukers to get a room next time? Your house ain't no sugar shack!
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Reminds me of what I found last August.

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Originally Posted By Bostekrisco:
Originally Posted By DcN484:
That's my favorite position too


Isn't that hard on your knees and elbows after awhile?











Ummm, no dude..










I use lots of pillows
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The house is RUINED!!!
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Originally Posted By TokerM:
Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Are they having anole sex?



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verra nice, verra verra nice.

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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:34:22 AM EST
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I see what you did there.
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:38:10 AM EST
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Are they having anole sex?



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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:41:18 AM EST
AHEM.............

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IBTL... pr0n thread......
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:41:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By DcN484:
Originally Posted By Bostekrisco:
Originally Posted By DcN484:
That's my favorite position too


Isn't that hard on your knees and elbows after awhile?











Ummm, no dude..










I use lots of pillows


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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:42:35 AM EST
That could make for one weird Geico commercial.
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Originally Posted By usjet:
AHEM.............

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff380/usjet1/flo.jpg

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Lucky lizard!
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:58:19 AM EST
He's gettin' some anole anal right there on your wall...
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I am sure there is some sort of fetish for this out there. I tried, but couldn't make it happen.
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:59:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By usjet:
AHEM.............


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Posted: 5/1/2013 10:01:01 AM EST
Critters look....French
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Move.

Those creatures were all over the motel in Orlando a couple of years back. A motel with doors that had no seals along the bottom edge, so the lizards had free run of the place. Some traveling companions were not satisfied with that situation and let the management know their opinions.


On the other hand, the area is ripe with airgun targets.

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AHEM.............


That is fucking awesome
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good thing it's not in LA or he would of had to put a condom on before you took a picture.
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Posted: 5/1/2013 10:11:22 AM EST
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AHEM.............

<a href="http://s1232.photobucket.com/user/usjet1/media/flo.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff380/usjet1/flo.jpg</a>


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Posted: 5/1/2013 10:13:00 AM EST
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AHEM.............

<a href="http://s1232.photobucket.com/user/usjet1/media/flo.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff380/usjet1/flo.jpg</a>


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Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Are they having anole sex?



I award you ten thousand internets Sir.

ETA: OP will win a million if he changes the thread title to "Anole sex pictures thread."
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Are they having anole sex?



Go ahead and unplug the internet. There will never be a wittier comment.
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Love is in the air at my place too. Just took this a few minutes ago:
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:44:40 AM EST
wow...that lizard has had more anole sex today they I have in the past month....


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Green ones are the good ones, we have some of those but many more of the brown "cuban" variety.

They are apparently very territorial, and the brown ones are more aggressive.

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Green ones are the good ones, we have some of those but many more of the brown "cuban" variety.

They are apparently very territorial, and the brown ones are more aggressive.



Anoles change colors dude.
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