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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:18:03 PM
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...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.



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ETA: Modified my deal to 10# of Mozz and THIRTEEN FUCKING POUNDS OF ROMANO.

All mozz not pictured:



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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:18:55 PM
What kind? Whole milk, or the skim-milk abomination?
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:19:49 PM
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:20:38 PM
I need a bad trucker buddy :(
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:21:01 PM
Whole.

I think I'll give some to my mom and hope it makes her forget http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1477332_Smoking__multiple_cat_mother_wants_my_as_yet_unfinished_investment_apartment_____Help.html&page=1

And give a whole pile to my Italian mother in law and have her make something delicious.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:22:14 PM
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:22:48 PM
What was the issue? No meat fell off with the cheese?
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:23:03 PM
When I was a kid, my dad worked for a trucking company that hauled for a few different grocery stores in the southeast. We got all kinds of goodies here and there when pallets would get busted up and smashed, since the store couldn't accept them, the driver would carry them back to the shop and the company would divvy things up amongst everyone who worked there, versus just throwing good products in the dumpster.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:23:28 PM
Originally Posted By rjbergen:
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?


Owner/operator. I don't know the back story yet. I'll ask before I actually buy, he's supposed to swing by later tonight.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:24:00 PM
So, why was he forced to buy it? He fuck up a delivery?

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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:24:33 PM
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Originally Posted By DukeFan23:
What was the issue? No meat fell off with the cheese?


He's being very overt about it, as in an angry post on facebook about the '300 fucking pounds of cheese I just had to buy'. I don't think this is a fell off the truck ordeal.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:24:39 PM
Damn, your gonna need 1 lb of Craisans to unstuff you after all that cheese!

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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:29:35 PM
So what's going to be the dish for the dinner pic ?

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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:32:36 PM
Originally Posted By kab85:
...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.



inb4 csb


White Van Cheese Scam?

Check the cheese for a "Made in China" stamp before it catches on fire and burns down your house.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:33:46 PM
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:35:06 PM
Is it easy being cheesy?
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:35:21 PM
Originally Posted By rjbergen:
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?


Never ask questions of a trucker buddy. Just get yer wallet out, then de-ass.

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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:36:10 PM
Better stock up.

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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:36:49 PM
Temperature problems would be my first choice as to why he had to eat the cost of the cheese.

OP, cheese does freeze very well. I prefer to rap it in foil and then freeze it. You can freeze shredded cheese too.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:39:56 PM
Why only 10?
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:52:03 PM
WTF are you gonna do with all that cheese? You are gonna be one constipated mo-fo if you eat all that! LOL!
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:52:54 PM
Originally Posted By nvroundman:
Why only 10?


Whole milk mozzarella doesn't last too long on the fridge. Though there's a notion about freezing it above I plan on exploring.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:53:42 PM
Originally Posted By nvroundman:
Why only 10?


IDK, it was a round number and seemed like a good value vs. cost breakpoint.

Dinner pics will have to wait til tomorrow, since we both work til stupidly late tonight. But it will involve: Cheese
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:54:03 PM
Where do I send payment for 10 lbs? please ship to:.......Me
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:56:23 PM
Why not cheddar?
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Posted: 4/29/2013 3:57:27 PM
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Where do I send payment for 10 lbs? please ship to:.......Me


ARFCOM group cheese buy. LOL
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:00:48 PM
Originally Posted By kab85:
Originally Posted By rjbergen:
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?


Owner/operator. I don't know the back story yet. I'll ask before I actually buy, he's supposed to swing by later tonight.


Late night back alley cheese deal.
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Why not cheddar?


Fresh out of cheddar just now.........
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:02:35 PM
Zetti or Lasagna is in your near future.
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Take it to Canada and sell it. It's like gold up there.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:05:01 PM
Originally Posted By woodsie:
Originally Posted By kab85:
...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.



inb4 csb


White Van Cheese Scam?

Check the cheese for a "Made in China" stamp before it catches on fire and burns down your house.


Lead based mozz.

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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:14:24 PM
I'm as interested to hear the back story as you guys are. Hopefully he delivers (Pun intended).
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:27:47 PM
Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in
The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten
And added real butter to it

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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:27:57 PM
Dammit, the cheese panic will never end if people don't stop buying cheese they don't need.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:30:41 PM
Didn't Sargento tell some unions to pound sand recently, or piss of the Obama administration?
I recall reminding myself to buy some Sargento cheese for some sort of political reason...


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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:32:28 PM
Mozz freezes well (or at least we've never had any problems with it)

Too bad we're not closer - 10lb for $20 is a buy, especially Sargento.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:35:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Dagger41:
So what's going to be the dish for the dinner pic ?



Imitation crabmeat fondue.

It 'fell off the truck' but its perfectly fine. He just has too much.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 4:44:10 PM
Originally Posted By kab85:
...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.



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Posted: 4/29/2013 5:04:27 PM
Decades ago My Uncle Hugh worked the truck scales for the State of MT.

He once scored a 100# bag of popcorn. It lasted for years.





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Posted: 4/29/2013 5:16:01 PM

Originally Posted By ronin556:
Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in
The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten
And added real butter to it


You can get the buffalo mozzerella in Italian stores,I buy it all the time.If I can get it in FL you can get it just about anywhere.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 5:20:53 PM
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Originally Posted By ronin556:
Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in
The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten
And added real butter to it


I buy Italian buffalo mozzarella all the time; I also buy real Italian pecorino romano and Italian fontinella...all made with goat's milk in Italy
They sell that stuff at all the grocery stores here and even our Sam's Club. Christ, how many wood fired/coal fired pizza places are here in the US that use Italian buffalo mozzarella

Italian cheese, deli meats, candies, etc... are far from a rare commodity


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Posted: 4/29/2013 5:24:46 PM
I'll trade you for some crab meat.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 5:24:53 PM
Originally Posted By ronin556:
Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in
The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten
And added real butter to it



This is true, except the not getting it here part. Wegman's occasionally imports it. Still the best is buying it fresh in Italy. It's impossible to eat regular cows mozzarella after you've had buffalo mozzarella.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 5:27:01 PM
Make a ton of fried mozzarella, I recommend frying 1/4 - 1/2 pound blocks. Slice the blocks around an inch thick, bread and fry. Serve with homemade marinara sauce and fresh bread rolls. Your life will then be complete
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Posted: 4/29/2013 10:00:59 PM
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You are going to be stove up

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Posted: 4/29/2013 10:11:06 PM
fell off the truck huh?

Teamsters will steal what they cannot fleece from you.

We really should just have Mexicans drive our long haul freight. At least the fat slobs here can realize how bad they fucked up their $100k+ jerbs by steeling fucking cheese.
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Posted: 4/29/2013 10:13:36 PM
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
fell off the truck huh?

Teamsters will steal what they cannot fleece from you.

We really should just have Mexicans drive our long haul freight. At least the fat slobs here can realize how bad they fucked up their $100k+ jerbs by steeling fucking cheese.


I guess you missed the forced to buy part. Shit does happen.
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