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Posted: 4/29/2013 6:21:06 PM EDT

[#1]

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Whole.

I think I'll give some to my mom and hope it makes her forget http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1477332_Smoking__multiple_cat_mother_wants_my_as_yet_unfinished_investment_apartment_____Help.html&page=1

And give a whole pile to my Italian mother in law and have her make something delicious.

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:21:43 PM EDT

[#2]

do you plan on not pooping for a week ?

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:26:21 PM EDT

[#3]

I'll take 10 please!

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:43:19 PM EDT

[#4]

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fell off the truck huh?

Teamsters will steal what they cannot fleece from you.

We really should just have Mexicans drive our long haul freight. At least the fat slobs here can realize how bad they fucked up their $100k+ jerbs by steeling fucking cheese.

I guess you missed the forced to buy part. Shit does happen.

Thats what I would tell my friends too if they were suckers pulling the wagon every day, and I was the union hack tossing goodies off the back.

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:10:55 PM EDT

[#5]

My ex-wife used to work for FFE (Frozen Food Express) in customer service. Stuff rejected for 'damage' or otherwise refused by the stores would be auctioned off to employees for pennies on the dollar. We once had pounds and pounds of frozen lobster tails she picked up for $10.

Let me know when he's got crab meat available.

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:12:00 PM EDT

[#6]

I opted for 13 pounds of Romano too.

He was going up a steep hill and missed a gear. Rather than come to a complete stop, he jammed the next lower gear and this pallet came off the top and went boom. All the damaged boxes had to be bought, so as owner operator he either turns it in to insurance or pays it out and then sells it... He moved 330# of mozz and over 100# of Romano in 5 hours via one facebook post.

ETA: Yeah my microwave is ghetto. I skipped out on a new MW to afford the fucking Cutco Vanguard Edition or whatever knife set in the background. Holyshit they're expensive.

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:14:59 PM EDT

[#7]

Wasn't there a story about a cheese smuggling operation from New York state to Canada, because cheese is way more expensive there for some reason?

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/canada/120928/canada-cheese-smuggling-problem

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/09/27/161917296/cheese-smuggling-ring-is-brought-down-in-canda

Your trucker buddy is sitting on a gold mine

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:15:47 PM EDT

[#8]

What the fuck am I gonna do with thirteen fucking pounds of romano?

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:17:22 PM EDT

[#9]

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What the fuck am I gonna do with thirteen fucking pounds of romano?

Make a run for the border

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:19:59 PM EDT

[#10]

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What the fuck am I gonna do with thirteen fucking pounds of romano?

Make a run for the border

Taco Bell?

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:20:31 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:22:45 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:23:04 PM EDT

[#13]

Time to break out the smoker.

Posted: 4/29/2013 7:31:53 PM EDT

[#14]

ive been eating frozen cheese my whole life... cut it into bricks or shred it and put it in sammach bags... do not freeze the huge block it sucks to cut...

i wish i could score some truck cheese :(

Posted: 4/29/2013 9:19:05 PM EDT

[#15]

This is your chance to eat a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

Posted: 4/29/2013 9:25:03 PM EDT

[#16]

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Time to break out the smoker.

Smoked mozzarella.

Posted: 4/30/2013 5:19:57 AM EDT

[#17]

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Time to break out the smoker.

Smoked mozzarella.

Never dealt with a smoker before in my life. I've been sheltered.

Posted: 4/30/2013 5:21:28 AM EDT

[#18]

Just saw the pics.

Damnit, now I want cheese.

Posted: 4/30/2013 5:42:12 AM EDT

[#19]

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Time to break out the smoker.

Smoked mozzarella.

Never dealt with a smoker before in my life. I've been sheltered.

We know.

Thats why you think your Teamster buddys' story is legit.

Next thing you know it will be right before Christmas and "hey wanna buy a Playstation 4? for $500? I Had to buy all of these for $700 each and I'm gonna lose my house if you don't buy one....."

These guys are like Jr Mobsters who only learn one or two good grifts and thats it. But it is still a crime and really adds up once you factor in the fact that they all are doing it, while still doing dirty "legit" union shit in plain sight.

Posted: 4/30/2013 6:43:26 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Time to break out the smoker.

Smoked mozzarella.

Never dealt with a smoker before in my life. I've been sheltered.

We know.

Thats why you think your Teamster buddys' story is legit.

Next thing you know it will be right before Christmas and "hey wanna buy a Playstation 4? for $500? I Had to buy all of these for $700 each and I'm gonna lose my house if you don't buy one....."

These guys are like Jr Mobsters who only learn one or two good grifts and thats it. But it is still a crime and really adds up once you factor in the fact that they all are doing it, while still doing dirty "legit" union shit in plain sight.

This guy's a single independent owner/operator and been a legit and upstanding guy his entire life. Not the case here, trust me.