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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:06:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



That fucked up wheel was annoying
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:09:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



This lol
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:14:37 PM EDT
I'm 99% sure if you could see into all womens brains it would be very much like this on the inside

Sure the hell would explain a lot of shit with women.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:18:48 PM EDT
Maybe she is just related to this guy



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleHfIl_UHk
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:21:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ContrarianIndicator:
She asked for heavy whipping cream.

Don't some people inhale that? Maybe she was snorting a bunch of it before she went to walmart.


Heavy whipping cream is just 35% cream in a carton. Whipped cream in a can has something in it that people inhale called "whippets", I used to work with a guy who would ruin all the restaurants whipped cream this way.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:24:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2013 2:29:54 PM EDT by BallisticTip]
Tweaked for sure.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:29:05 PM EDT


If they ever get ammo in, I'll be acting the same damn way.



Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:30:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2013 2:31:21 PM EDT by BallisticTip]
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:36:08 PM EDT
What would make that perfect is if she had been dressed up like Captain Jack Sparrow.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:38:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:45:26 PM EDT
The cart says.

Whop whop whop whop whop.

Ever get a cart that did not do this?
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:48:48 PM EDT
I shop like that when I have to poop real bad.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:50:20 PM EDT
Harry Reid would smash
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:55:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
Harry Reid would smash


I thought he liked boys. Someone told me that.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 4:00:09 PM EDT
Anyone that shops at walmart hates our country anyway...
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 4:01:42 PM EDT
She reminds me of Scrat... but with canned goods instead of acorns.

Link Posted: 4/22/2013 4:14:03 PM EDT
What? A tweaker at Walmart? No way!
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 4:45:05 PM EDT
Tourettes?
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 5:03:52 PM EDT
Hooker and blow all in one.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:06:32 AM EDT
What drug do you think it was? I saw a guy acting freaky at 5 guys yesterday. I kept staring at him until he left. He was pulling at his crotch and looking really shifty. He was making everybody edgy in the place.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:09:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By L00seChange:
The cart says.

Whop whop whop whop whop.

Ever get a cart that did not do this?


That cart was made in Italy.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:26:08 AM EDT
I'll take that over the slow motorized fatties taking up the whole lane.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:28:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Procyon:
Maybe she is just related to this guy

http://users.planetmadtv.com/cece/characters/ubs9.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleHfIl_UHk


First thing I thought of.

Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:43:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2013 4:44:01 AM EDT by dubBinSEA]
Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:

Originally Posted By L00seChange:
The cart says.

Whop whop whop whop whop.

Ever get a cart that did not do this?


That cart was made in Italy.


Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:52:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
Maybe she was in a hurry? I've done that.

Maybe she , like me, suffers from panic attacks, and is having one right there, trying to get the eff out of the store, but still being polite? I've done that, and probably looked like that while doing it.

Perhaps she is on some sort of prescription meds? That sort of thing can be a side effect.

She is acting way too engaging to be a tweaker, though her physical movements seem to say she is, so she could be.

Having been sick for the last 35 years myself, I don't jump to conclusions.

And, maybe she really , really, really, has to pee.


And maybe she is high as shit...
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:55:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:00:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 9mmRandy:

That's how I shop on Christmas Eve


Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:01:52 AM EDT
maybe she just had sex with "the flash"?
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:06:33 AM EDT
The local walmart has been the source of many "people of walmart" posts. They now have a sign on the door prohibiting photos/videos. I have seen similar behavior in that store. Scary.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:09:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ZW17:
Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Looks like the first time I had craze.

Doubt it's a tweaker though. Not sure what she is, but tweakers generally don't act that way, and buy carts worth of groceries.


You obviously haven't seen a lot of tweekers in your day.

Coke or meth, take your pick, it's one of the two.


Exactly. Growing up in south Alabama, which is one of the worst areas in the world for meth use and manufacture, I have seen MANY tweakers. She is almost a textbook example of a tweaker.

Also, to the people saying she is too talkative to be a tweaker, you definitely haven't been around a lot of coke/meth users. Meth and coke give people an extreme sense of euphoria, and guess what? It makes them feel like literally everyone they meet is their best friend. They'd sit there and talk about the color of the floor for 20 minutes if you'd go along with it. They just want to talk, about anything and everything.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:17:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Strider47:
I'll bet she could dust the hell out of a house.




There are some funny comments, for sure, but this one almost made me wake the kid up.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:20:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
I'm 99% sure if you could see into all womens brains it would be very much like this on the inside

Sure the hell would explain a lot of shit with women.


Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:21:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mech2007:


If they ever get ammo in, I'll be acting the same damn way.






And this!
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:40:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By focus8:


WOW
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:41:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



HAHAHAHAAAAA!
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 6:19:14 AM EDT
I showed my 65 year old coworker the video. His response?

"That bitch is high on life!"
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 6:25:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sHockz:
she's juiced.

could have gotten an easy lay out of that.

can't be sure she's a tweaker though...she is shopping, not stealing. which means she has a few dollars at least.



Are you nuts?
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 6:34:04 AM EDT
You guys remember that stupid game show in the 90's? Supermarket sweep? Where you had to grocery shop really fucking fast?

Anyways. Look at the tattoos on this crazy bitch.

Hell yeah I'd fuck that. Once, and only once.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 7:16:45 AM EDT
'Merica!
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 7:18:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ganymede:
'Merica!


Link Posted: 4/23/2013 7:24:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WayneD:
Originally Posted By B2k4E:
I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.


Shit man, all you'd have to do is stick it in and hang on.


Now, if you can stay on for 8 seconds...
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 7:51:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By B2k4E:
I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.


Just stick your dick in and let her hop and spin!
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 7:55:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2013 8:03:42 AM EDT by shack357]
Originally Posted By Con-Sol:
This is why I just like doing blow, never wanted to go grocery shopping after railing an eight ball, shit I didn't even want to eat.

Getting some good green sticky then going grocery shopping was the bomb.

Shrooms kinda fell in the middle of the two.

Lucky I missed the whole Meth gig, we called it Crank and thought is sucked back then in the 80s.


Speaking of mushrooms...
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 8:05:05 AM EDT
fucking hilarious
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:21:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:23:23 PM EDT
Crack is Wack..
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:24:51 PM EDT
Heavy whipping cream in the canned goods isle?
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:33:43 PM EDT
Goddam why would you put your kid near that shit?
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:36:22 PM EDT
My MIL is like that 100% sober.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:39:47 PM EDT
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