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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:06:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



That fucked up wheel was annoying

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:09:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



This lol

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:14:37 PM EST
I'm 99% sure if you could see into all womens brains it would be very much like this on the inside

Sure the hell would explain a lot of shit with women.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:18:48 PM EST
Maybe she is just related to this guy



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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:21:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By ContrarianIndicator:
She asked for heavy whipping cream.

Don't some people inhale that? Maybe she was snorting a bunch of it before she went to walmart.


Heavy whipping cream is just 35% cream in a carton. Whipped cream in a can has something in it that people inhale called "whippets", I used to work with a guy who would ruin all the restaurants whipped cream this way.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:24:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/22/2013 1:29:54 PM EST by BallisticTip]
Tweaked for sure.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:29:05 PM EST


If they ever get ammo in, I'll be acting the same damn way.



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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 1:30:21 PM EST
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"They're telling us they'd rather die than come out and surrender....so.. They're gonna die..."
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:36:08 PM EST
What would make that perfect is if she had been dressed up like Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:38:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.




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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:45:26 PM EST
The cart says.

Whop whop whop whop whop.

Ever get a cart that did not do this?

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:48:48 PM EST
I shop like that when I have to poop real bad.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 2:55:45 PM EST
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Harry Reid would smash


I thought he liked boys. Someone told me that.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:00:09 PM EST
Anyone that shops at walmart hates our country anyway...

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:01:42 PM EST
She reminds me of Scrat... but with canned goods instead of acorns.


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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 3:14:03 PM EST
What? A tweaker at Walmart? No way!

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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:06:32 AM EST
What drug do you think it was? I saw a guy acting freaky at 5 guys yesterday. I kept staring at him until he left. He was pulling at his crotch and looking really shifty. He was making everybody edgy in the place.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:09:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By L00seChange:
The cart says.

Whop whop whop whop whop.

Ever get a cart that did not do this?


That cart was made in Italy.

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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:26:08 AM EST
I'll take that over the slow motorized fatties taking up the whole lane.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:28:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By Procyon:
Maybe she is just related to this guy

http://users.planetmadtv.com/cece/characters/ubs9.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleHfIl_UHk


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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:43:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:

Originally Posted By L00seChange:
The cart says.

Whop whop whop whop whop.

Ever get a cart that did not do this?


That cart was made in Italy.



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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:52:31 AM EST
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Maybe she was in a hurry? I've done that.

Maybe she , like me, suffers from panic attacks, and is having one right there, trying to get the eff out of the store, but still being polite? I've done that, and probably looked like that while doing it.

Perhaps she is on some sort of prescription meds? That sort of thing can be a side effect.

She is acting way too engaging to be a tweaker, though her physical movements seem to say she is, so she could be.

Having been sick for the last 35 years myself, I don't jump to conclusions.

And, maybe she really , really, really, has to pee.


And maybe she is high as shit...
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:00:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By 9mmRandy:

That's how I shop on Christmas Eve



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maybe she just had sex with "the flash"?
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:06:33 AM EST
The local walmart has been the source of many "people of walmart" posts. They now have a sign on the door prohibiting photos/videos. I have seen similar behavior in that store. Scary.

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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:09:15 AM EST
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Looks like the first time I had craze.

Doubt it's a tweaker though. Not sure what she is, but tweakers generally don't act that way, and buy carts worth of groceries.


You obviously haven't seen a lot of tweekers in your day.

Coke or meth, take your pick, it's one of the two.


Exactly. Growing up in south Alabama, which is one of the worst areas in the world for meth use and manufacture, I have seen MANY tweakers. She is almost a textbook example of a tweaker.

Also, to the people saying she is too talkative to be a tweaker, you definitely haven't been around a lot of coke/meth users. Meth and coke give people an extreme sense of euphoria, and guess what? It makes them feel like literally everyone they meet is their best friend. They'd sit there and talk about the color of the floor for 20 minutes if you'd go along with it. They just want to talk, about anything and everything.

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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:17:55 AM EST
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I'll bet she could dust the hell out of a house.




There are some funny comments, for sure, but this one almost made me wake the kid up.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:20:39 AM EST
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I'm 99% sure if you could see into all womens brains it would be very much like this on the inside

Sure the hell would explain a lot of shit with women.


If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:21:05 AM EST
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If they ever get ammo in, I'll be acting the same damn way.






And this!
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:40:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By focus8:


WOW

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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 4:41:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By Sandit:
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.



HAHAHAHAAAAA!

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I showed my 65 year old coworker the video. His response?

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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 5:25:41 AM EST
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she's juiced.

could have gotten an easy lay out of that.

can't be sure she's a tweaker though...she is shopping, not stealing. which means she has a few dollars at least.



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You guys remember that stupid game show in the 90's? Supermarket sweep? Where you had to grocery shop really fucking fast?

Anyways. Look at the tattoos on this crazy bitch.

Hell yeah I'd fuck that. Once, and only once.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 6:24:36 AM EST
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I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.


Shit man, all you'd have to do is stick it in and hang on.


Now, if you can stay on for 8 seconds...
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I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.


Just stick your dick in and let her hop and spin!
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Originally Posted By Con-Sol:
This is why I just like doing blow, never wanted to go grocery shopping after railing an eight ball, shit I didn't even want to eat.

Getting some good green sticky then going grocery shopping was the bomb.

Shrooms kinda fell in the middle of the two.

Lucky I missed the whole Meth gig, we called it Crank and thought is sucked back then in the 80s.


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Crack is Wack..

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Heavy whipping cream in the canned goods isle?

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My MIL is like that 100% sober.

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