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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:40:26 PM

THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT
Today I awoke from a late afternoon nap to find this masked bandit trying to sneak in under the window! Following Uncle Joe's advice I quickly grabbed my double barrel shot gun. Just the the sound of me closing it scared this vicious criminal away. I then called the police who assured me they would be here in the next few hours. Hopefully he doesn't return with friends.



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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:40:56 PM
Blow it away!
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:41:55 PM

Originally Posted By USAFtacFANAC:
Blow it away!

NOOOOO!!!!!!

Don't shoot the nice kitty. All it wants is hugs and kisses
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:44:50 PM
[Last Edit: 3/26/2013 10:45:15 PM by HEMIsphere05]
Tongue punch his... Nm
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:49:59 PM
Dang possums
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:53:05 PM
Nice tabby. Pet him next time.
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:53:38 PM
Rocky?

Is that you?
It is a very limited mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:54:23 PM

Originally Posted By HEMIsphere05:
Tongue punch his... Nm

fart box?



go head, say it, i dare you
Originally Posted By Colonel_Angus: I can taste colors after reading that abortion
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:58:16 PM
That babcat gots the shifty eyes, watch yer cornhole bud.
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Posted: 3/26/2013 10:59:28 PM


You can tell he's up to no good because of the mask.


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Posted: 3/26/2013 11:00:14 PM
is that a coon or a yote?

coon.... call your dag......

yote...... awwwww wook at the wittle puppy!

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Posted: 3/26/2013 11:06:04 PM
My next door neighbor is working third shift until he can get back into teaching. A couple of weeks ago his wife called and said she heard a prowler. I took a flashlight and walked around her house, nothing.

Last weekend I saw him and he said it was probably the raccoon that had taken up residence in their attic. They found out when they saw the raccoon piss spot on their ceiling.

He and I trimmed some branches away from his roof and I gave him some aluminum to wrap around the trunks.

Check under the eaves and places where he might get into your house.
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Posted: 3/26/2013 11:30:51 PM
There are several around my house but they are not as bold as this guy. He will sit on the porch or sleep by the window. I think he probably got a whiff of the Bojangles one breast dinner scraps that I left on the table. I'll get him a biscuit next time.
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Posted: 3/26/2013 11:36:34 PM
Finally another kitteh thread.