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Posted: 2/20/2013 1:15:52 PM EDT

[#1]

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lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?

Because -ayden names are the white version of Shan'eesha and Dontravious

Also in the same category,attempts at being pretentiously cute and "high class". Colton,Breslin,Keslin,Jaxin and last names with no family history as girl's first names such as Ashton,Willoughby etc.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:18:41 PM EDT

[#2]

I remember this one from some years ago.
Local paper had a wedding announcement.

Brides last name: Horney

Grooms last name: Organ

I would have paid to see the look on the preachers face!

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:19:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Friends of ours named their little boy Jaycer.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:21:03 PM EDT

[#4]

My best friend named his kid River, and my fishing buddy named his kid Fin.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:22:27 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
My best friend named his kid River, and my fishing buddy named his kid Fin.

Fin needs to find a Jake.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:22:41 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?

Because -ayden names are the white version of Shan'eesha and Dontravious

Actually, Braden/Aiden/Caden are old Celtic/Irish names, where as "Shan'eesha and Dontravious" are just some bullshit that some crackhead made up.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:27:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Ok. Worked with a guy who's name is Koen pronounced "Coon" - He's half black, half Asian. People meeting him for the first time read his name tag, look at him and cautiously ask, "Cone???". NOPE. He corrects them and says "It's Coon!".

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:29:06 PM EDT

[#8]

Mei Ho

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:34:21 PM EDT

[#9]

There a family ordered a cake from my friend's store. They wanted the child's name on the cake, the child's first name was adolf hitler. That same family had another child named 'aryan nation' and a third child named 'goerbbles' (yes i know about the misspellings, I believe that's how they spelled the children's names)

Worst names ever.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:37:36 PM EDT

[#10]

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I used to know a guy named Mike Hunt. Say it fast and you get....

9th grade English--Mike Hunt, for real.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:38:16 PM EDT

[#11]

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My son's class had their Valentine's Day party last week, so we did a card for each child ... Had these gems in the bunch.
Eoinn
Izzy
Lexzie

Eoin is the Irish Gaelic equivalent of John.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:41:38 PM EDT

[#12]

Asad Experience Wilson...he is buried in Oregon at a cemetery I used to work at.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:48:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Fairfax Ferguson Arnold.......the 3rd.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:48:57 PM EDT

[#14]

My cousin named her first born Nova and her second one Chevelle, she had to out do my other cousin who named her first two Harley and Davidson.

people wonder why I avoid my family.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:51:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I used to know a guy named Mike Hunt. Say it fast and you get....

9th grade English--Mike Hunt, for real.

That's common I have heard it

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:53:22 PM EDT

[#16]

I worked with Harold Beaver and Todd Daycock.

In some of our paperwork the name is signed by first initial, middle initial, last name. Todd's read TODAYCOCK.

Chief Beaver went by Mike.

ETA: forgot J-Me, she worked for me and worked with Rusty Nail.

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:55:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Oh, I forgot, high school English teacher:

Sharon Beaver

Posted: 2/20/2013 1:59:02 PM EDT

[#18]

chlamydia for the win! but we also had some other good ones
chandelier
lemonjello
orangello
I also had a girl in my class named Hata Dickey. No shit, her parents were hippies. poor girl!

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:01:47 PM EDT

[#19]

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Anything with an " ' " in the first name.

Had a freckled white kid named F'lar at Cub Scout summer camp back when I was still working that. Sounded Klingon, so I figured his dad must be a huge Trekkie - and a dick.

Nope, Dragonriders of Pern.

It's a book series by Anne McCaffrey. Rather interesting series, too.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:04:25 PM EDT

[#20]

I know of a couple of old women that are sisters whose names are Ura Pigg and Ima Pigg

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:07:42 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My best friend named his kid River, and my fishing buddy named his kid Fin.

Fin needs to find a Jake.

Fin is an ancient name. And a pretty McCool one at that.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:08:28 PM EDT

[#22]

Lawasha and Ladrya, yes twins.

zxyzx, has been seen too.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:10:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My best friend named his kid River, and my fishing buddy named his kid Fin.

Fin needs to find a Jake.

Fin is an ancient name. And a pretty McCool one at that.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:13:04 PM EDT

[#24]

Sadie May Die

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:17:06 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?

Know some folks with a kid named "Sparrow".

Aidan and Ronan are both old Irish names. Aiden is derived from Aed, a Celtic Sun god.
Jayden, Brayden, Kayden etc are all American.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:21:11 PM EDT

[#26]

My wife works in the school system. Best she could think of was Shithead, pronounced Shi-teed.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:21:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Bimbo
Plant
Ireland
India
Lovejoy Feneck (2nd name)
Lovejoy Crump (a relation of the above)
Norbert Bonk (full name)

Bimbo was an Africa boy I went to school with. Not sure if "Bimbo" is a traditional male name where he was from, but he was a good kid. Plant (full name: Plant Mason) was English. Ireland and India were sisters. The Lovejoy's were, I think, cousins.

Some of the African names were quite unusual, such as Chernor Seray'Wuray, who was someone I knew that originally came from Sierra Leone.

Norbert Bonk was a friend of my grandfather, back in the '40s and '50s. There are quite a few bizarre names in the upper-echelons of English society, but I wouldn't care to mention many - quite a few I can think of are shooters!

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:23:29 PM EDT

[#28]

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Urologist here in Austin named Dick Chop.

No shit, look it up.

A urologist named "Baldock."

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:25:16 PM EDT

[#29]

School teacher friend had a student with a name pronounced Shatheed. Apparently the parents were illiterate because they spelled it “Shithead”. I wonder who they voted for

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:29:11 PM EDT

[#30]

Here's an actual real one that I just found:

Quvenzhane Wallis

http://www.chron.com/entertainment/gallery/Oscar-nominees-Then-and-now-39740/photo-4225166.php

I have no idea how to even begin to pronounce that.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:31:58 PM EDT

[#31]

Not as weird as some people's but, my ex did daycare out of our house and this white trash couple she sat for named their son Kenyan.
I mean if you're a couple of crackers covered with jailhouse tats and living off assistance you're not supposed to name your spawn Kenyan.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:34:49 PM EDT

[#32]

Dick McNutt

Found on an amateur radio contact card in my schools radio room.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:35:12 PM EDT

[#33]

I know a guy that named his kid Rex and dog Jack.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:38:46 PM EDT

[#34]

I arrested a girl once who was named "My Blessing". I heard a lot of stupid ghetto names in 24 years but that was the stupidest.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:38:48 PM EDT

[#35]

I am an attorney, I represent a huge property management company. They got sued by brother and sister named: LaDiamond [Last Name] and Q-Diamond [Last Name] and La-Diamond is a mom and has a daughter named Sparkle. How cute !

P.S.

FBHO

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:47:03 PM EDT

[#36]

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I knew a guy one time that named his son Dartanian. He is real big into that renaissance crap.

Let the playground beatings commence.

IT's been my experience that if the woman names the kid it's gonna be something weird. Like a common name but spelled funky.

All they are doing is setting that kid up for a lifetime of people getting their names wrong.

Eh, at least that kid will just call himself "Dart". Even might be an envied nickname among the boys. Unless he's really slow.

Some of the poor little ill-named brats out there need to smack the hell out of their parents when they hit their teens.

before you name your kids just remember

they are the ones who chose your nursing home

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:49:45 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

My FIL went to grade school with a girl named Ophelia Dick.

My FIL's name is Dick Welfare. Goes by Richard, only.

Posted: 2/20/2013 2:50:49 PM EDT

[#38]

Guy on the radio here in Sioux Falls named his kid Rockley...

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:06:56 PM EDT

[#39]

Worked with or was associated with at one time in my life...

Isador Wood

Richard Eater (aka Dick)

Mae Fay Hockaday

William (Will) Igo

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:07:15 PM EDT

[#40]

Great Aunt's name Dorcas
Grandmother's name Dora Iora (first, middle)
Teacher's name Richard Sprinkle
Other Grandmother's name Georgia Pine (first, middle)

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:11:12 PM EDT

[#41]

Cash.

Not as an homage to Johnny Cash, but as in cash money.

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:11:40 PM EDT

[#42]

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I was once handed a repair order with the name Adolf Hitzler on it....I thought someone was pulling my leg, but it was the guys name.

I served that guy dinner at Bahama Breeze in Renton! He is a cool guy and I didn't comment on his name which he thanked me for.

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:13:26 PM EDT

[#43]

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She said her babies name was Ladesha. I asked her to spell it for me. She said "it spell just like it sound L desha". So I typed Ldesha. She said No just like it sounds. I asked her to write it for me. She wrote "L-ya".

Never heard that same exact story, exactly as you told it before.

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:17:25 PM EDT

[#44]

Ive known a Temiqua. A Daechauncey. I have known a Theopolis. A Chiqueta. A kid who they called Ketchup. But I don't know if that was a tag or not. I have known a Michael who swore it was pronounced Mee Kale...I have known a Mercedes..And I heard about a Trayvon.

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:17:48 PM EDT

[#45]

I had a student named Lavoris ...

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:21:01 PM EDT

[#46]

Does anyone one here know who wrote that song??

Quoted:
I heard a guy named his boy Sue...

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:21:41 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
An ex-boyfriend's very unique name, and her husband has no idea. That's pretty bad.

wat

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:22:59 PM EDT

[#48]

I have an uncle named Erby.

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:30:31 PM EDT

[#49]

Boss at my firm is Mike Hunt. The receptionist has to page him by his full name, Michael Hunt, for obvious reasons.

Posted: 2/20/2013 3:33:01 PM EDT

[#50]

Skyler, Tristan. People should be beaten with their own shaker furniture for naming their kids that.

Not a bad name, but I know a guy who has the last name McCool.

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