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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 11:06:56 AM EST
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In HS we used to prank call a guy named Chuck Wood in Mississippi every so often.

The answer to the riddle is apparently "five cords", if you were wondering.

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Not going to say them for CoC reasons.

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Besides the many ridiculous made up ghetto names I have heard over the years I have a special hatred for the name "Skyler/Sklyar". Just hearing it irritates me.

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I knew a guy one time, his wife's sisters names were- Cockit and Minerva. No joke.
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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 11:17:39 AM EST
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I remember in the news once......baby name: Adolph Hitler

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I think a judge actually blocked that name from going on the birth certificate. As I recall the parents were Neo Nazi trailer trash.

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c-a

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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 11:21:59 AM EST
hitler or satan. (at least attempted to name them that...)

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A female basketball opponent at a college game I went to. Ebony White. This was in Maine, turned quite a few heads.

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Sister in law had a student at her school named Vicious.

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I went to middle school with a kid named "America Gotluck".

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A couple of years ago there was a kid born in New Zealand who was named " Bus shelter no. 57". It was where he/she was conceived.

ABCDE, pronounced "Absedee"

I work with a "Candida" as in the yeast infection

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La-sha pronounced la-DASH-sha


Holy shit, that kid gets around!
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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 11:28:33 AM EST

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Sister in law had a student at her school named Vicious.

I like that one.
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While in school, I worked with a guy named Pussaye, pronounced /poo-say/. Real big fella who had the occasional run in with the police, so I never asked if I could call him Fart.
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My mom is a teacher and she had a kid named "Dale Number Three".
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My Eldest is named Weldon...

Of course I Have a cousin, Uncle, and my Grandfather all sharing the name as well, goes back in the family a fair ways

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There's a girl down the street named "Anna Leah." Say it 5 times fast.
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Co-worker just had a baby and they named it Merica. Says they'll call her Erica. Give me some other weird ones.

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Merika is a reasonably common name in northern and eastern Europe.

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Urologist here in Austin named Dick Chop.

No shit, look it up.

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The worst two that I recall her talking about were:

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Lyric.

Dunno if they call him liar or leer for short.



I knew a girl in college named Lyric. She was SMOKING hot.


But yeah, stupid name though.

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My FIL went to grade school with a girl named Ophelia Dick.
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A couple that I knew from HS named their daughter Breslin.






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These are on par with the jellos, but very true. When my daughter was born, there were two twin girls in the nursery with her and I dont know the proper spelling of their names so ill just spell them as they were pronounced.

Shukwheata and Buckwheata.

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I was an Instructor for a certain MOS that shall remain nameless and I once had a Soldier with a first name of "Cinnamon" and a middle name of "Rose"....she took offense to me saying that it sounded kinda like an adult performer's name...

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Used to be an insurance agent and I kept a list of really unusual names (sadly it was kept on my work computer and its gone now)

But one that I remember was Isiah Icecreamsandwich Rastafarian

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My wife met a guy with the last name of Mountain, when she was working on a contract with a large auto manufacturer.

His first name was Rocky.

But it gets better.

He had a brother named Smoky

... and a sister named Candy.




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Guy at the church I used to go to named his kid Paul-Patrick. That was his first name, hyphen any everything. Poor guy was like 2 and somebody would call him Paul, his dad would fly off the handle at them for not using his full name.


I know a guy called John-David, Same thing, you have to say his whole first name or he loses it.
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My cousin's wife's first name is Candida...no shit...a yeast infection.
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lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?


Know some folks with a kid named "Sparrow".
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One of my kids goes to school wtih two girls named Princess and Majesty.

At least they won't need stage names when they start working the pole.

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I knew a Harry Root and a Wood Burns in the same small class in high school.

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I work with a "Candida" as in the yeast infection

Loki, as in the Norse god of mischief. The parents know what it means, and it fits.


Please tell me you're in Victoria!

I wonder if you're talking about my cousin's wife!
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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:10:12 PM EST

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Originally Posted By California_Kid:

... the Benzingers, who named their first child, a girl, Mercedes.


To be fair, Mercedes IS a girl's name (I'm only mentioning this because a lot of people seem to not be aware of that - not saying you are one of them). The car company (which later merged with Benz) picked the name because some of their models were named after a girl with that name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merc%C3%A9d%C3%A8s_Jellinek


Still, if your last name is a variation of Benz, it's a pretty silly choice, unless you own a dealership or something like that.

Some classic Mercedes for you.


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lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?


Know some folks with a kid named "Sparrow".


If he becomes a fighter pilot, his callsign will be Jim or Bob, I can guarantee it.
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In 2nd grade.I remember identical twins started in the middle of the year.Their names were Tig and Tog.They lived in a foster home,and didn't come back the next year.

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