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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:06:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:09:59 PM EDT
La-sha pronounced la-DASH-sha
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:13:12 PM EDT
In HS we used to prank call a guy named Chuck Wood in Mississippi every so often.

The answer to the riddle is apparently "five cords", if you were wondering.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:13:48 PM EDT
Not going to say them for CoC reasons.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:15:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2013 12:20:55 PM EDT by dreadful_hillbilly]
Besides the many ridiculous made up ghetto names I have heard over the years I have a special hatred for the name "Skyler/Sklyar". Just hearing it irritates me.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:16:54 PM EDT
I knew a guy one time, his wife's sisters names were- Cockit and Minerva. No joke.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:17:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ma96782:
I remember in the news once......baby name: Adolph Hitler

Aloha, Mark


I think a judge actually blocked that name from going on the birth certificate. As I recall the parents were Neo Nazi trailer trash.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:21:30 PM EDT
c-a

phonetically as

sa dash ah
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:21:59 PM EDT
hitler or satan. (at least attempted to name them that...)
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:24:01 PM EDT
A female basketball opponent at a college game I went to. Ebony White. This was in Maine, turned quite a few heads.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:25:07 PM EDT
Sister in law had a student at her school named Vicious.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:25:09 PM EDT
I went to middle school with a kid named "America Gotluck".
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:27:19 PM EDT
A couple of years ago there was a kid born in New Zealand who was named " Bus shelter no. 57". It was where he/she was conceived.

ABCDE, pronounced "Absedee"

I work with a "Candida" as in the yeast infection

Loki, as in the Norse god of mischief. The parents know what it means, and it fits.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:28:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By loneowl:
La-sha pronounced la-DASH-sha


Holy shit, that kid gets around!
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:28:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zombie_Kitten:

Sister in law had a student at her school named Vicious.

I like that one.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:29:40 PM EDT
Phineas and Gaylord Fokker
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:30:26 PM EDT
While in school, I worked with a guy named Pussaye, pronounced /poo-say/. Real big fella who had the occasional run in with the police, so I never asked if I could call him Fart.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:33:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2013 12:34:28 PM EDT by DK-Prof]
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:36:19 PM EDT
My mom is a teacher and she had a kid named "Dale Number Three".
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:42:04 PM EDT
My Eldest is named Weldon...

Of course I Have a cousin, Uncle, and my Grandfather all sharing the name as well, goes back in the family a fair ways
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:42:44 PM EDT
There's a girl down the street named "Anna Leah." Say it 5 times fast.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:43:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By xxtdxx:
Co-worker just had a baby and they named it Merica. Says they'll call her Erica. Give me some other weird ones.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Merika is a reasonably common name in northern and eastern Europe.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:43:37 PM EDT
Urologist here in Austin named Dick Chop.

No shit, look it up.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:46:20 PM EDT
My mom used to be a caseworker for CPS.

The worst two that I recall her talking about were:

Shitonya
Cocaine
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:50:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NightFAL:
Lyric.

Dunno if they call him liar or leer for short.



I knew a girl in college named Lyric. She was SMOKING hot.


But yeah, stupid name though.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:52:29 PM EDT
My FIL went to grade school with a girl named Ophelia Dick.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:53:12 PM EDT
A couple that I knew from HS named their daughter Breslin.





Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:54:17 PM EDT
These are on par with the jellos, but very true. When my daughter was born, there were two twin girls in the nursery with her and I dont know the proper spelling of their names so ill just spell them as they were pronounced.

Shukwheata and Buckwheata.

I shit you not. My brother is a member here and he can back me up.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:55:41 PM EDT
Traylor
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:56:48 PM EDT
"Sheamiracle"...not shitting you.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:56:50 PM EDT
I was an Instructor for a certain MOS that shall remain nameless and I once had a Soldier with a first name of "Cinnamon" and a middle name of "Rose"....she took offense to me saying that it sounded kinda like an adult performer's name...
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:57:26 PM EDT
lesbia.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:57:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LibertyShip:
Traylor


TRAY-LORE

Say it in a menacingly low tone of voice. Sounds like a villain
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 12:57:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:00:34 PM EDT
Used to be an insurance agent and I kept a list of really unusual names (sadly it was kept on my work computer and its gone now)

But one that I remember was Isiah Icecreamsandwich Rastafarian
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:00:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
My wife met a guy with the last name of Mountain, when she was working on a contract with a large auto manufacturer.

His first name was Rocky.

But it gets better.

He had a brother named Smoky

... and a sister named Candy.




You asked for this.

Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:02:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By guitarmonkey55:
Guy at the church I used to go to named his kid Paul-Patrick. That was his first name, hyphen any everything. Poor guy was like 2 and somebody would call him Paul, his dad would fly off the handle at them for not using his full name.


I know a guy called John-David, Same thing, you have to say his whole first name or he loses it.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:05:26 PM EDT
My cousin's wife's first name is Candida...no shit...a yeast infection.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:06:54 PM EDT
Fuck Trophy
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:08:07 PM EDT
My son's class had their Valentine's Day party last week, so we did a card for each child ... Had these gems in the bunch.
Eoinn
Izzy
Lexzie

Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:08:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2013 1:09:49 PM EDT by thebeekeeper1]
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:08:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2013 1:09:08 PM EDT by bg10]
lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?


Know some folks with a kid named "Sparrow".
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:08:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2013 1:12:15 PM EDT by CasualObserver]
One of my kids goes to school wtih two girls named Princess and Majesty.

At least they won't need stage names when they start working the pole.

Damn gurrrrrrl, the ghetto called and they want they name back.
You might as well name that baby food stamp.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:09:10 PM EDT
I knew a Harry Root and a Wood Burns in the same small class in high school.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:09:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lert:

I work with a "Candida" as in the yeast infection

Loki, as in the Norse god of mischief. The parents know what it means, and it fits.


Please tell me you're in Victoria!

I wonder if you're talking about my cousin's wife!
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:10:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By California_Kid:

... the Benzingers, who named their first child, a girl, Mercedes.


To be fair, Mercedes IS a girl's name (I'm only mentioning this because a lot of people seem to not be aware of that - not saying you are one of them). The car company (which later merged with Benz) picked the name because some of their models were named after a girl with that name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merc%C3%A9d%C3%A8s_Jellinek


Still, if your last name is a variation of Benz, it's a pretty silly choice, unless you own a dealership or something like that.

Some classic Mercedes for you.


Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:11:17 PM EDT
Had a prospect named February....fucking really
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:11:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bg10:
lol, why all the hate for the -aden/-ayden names?


Know some folks with a kid named "Sparrow".


If he becomes a fighter pilot, his callsign will be Jim or Bob, I can guarantee it.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:13:50 PM EDT
Palmolive and Chlamydia.

No, I'm not shitting you either.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 1:15:47 PM EDT
In 2nd grade.I remember identical twins started in the middle of the year.Their names were Tig and Tog.They lived in a foster home,and didn't come back the next year.
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