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Posted: 2/1/2013 12:59:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/1/2013 1:41:26 AM EST by Kharn]



My fiancee used to teach in the inner-city, the first day of school was always interesting and she resorted to writing the phonetic pronunciations of the students' names in the grade book.

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 1:24:18 AM EST
This is one of the many hilarious skits from them. I suggest you check out the East vs West bowl

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 1:35:09 AM EST
Curious.

The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile.

And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay.

Curious.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:12:34 AM EST
I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll.
Her name was Shaderica.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:23:44 AM EST
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll.
Her name was Shaderica.


Shuh-dree-cuh?

Shad-err-ih-cuh?

Shuhd-err-ih-cuh?

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:24:18 AM EST
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll.
Her name was Shaderica.


Shuh-derika?
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:25:38 AM EST
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll.
Her name was Shaderica.


Okay. I'll bite.

How did she want it pronounced? And how did you pronounce it? I think I would say "Sha-derica."
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:27:11 AM EST
For some reason, I am pretty good at pronouncing "non-standard" names, ethnic names, or whatever is the correct terminology.

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:30:32 AM EST
I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E.
She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica."
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The weirdest names that came up in school were a Stormy and Misty... Night.

I got in so much trouble when I asked why their parents were hippies.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:37:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E.
She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica."


Clearly you need more sensitivity training.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 2:42:17 AM EST
My mechanic's cousin apparently has a proctologist who's wife is a teacher and she knows a lady has a student named Orangejello, pronounced Or-rahn-ja-low. Can you believe this?!


Good video though, I never liked that show much but that was a funny skit.
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White kids have racist names.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 3:04:37 AM EST
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The weirdest names that came up in school were a Stormy and Misty... Night.

I got in so much trouble when I asked why their parents were hippies.


Not hippies , strip club owners.



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One of the better ones I have seen is not ethnic. It is just .

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 3:21:03 AM EST
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I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E.
She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica."


Oh shit!

I'm ghetto. That's how I was saying it, but didn't break it down correctly.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 3:25:16 AM EST

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Curious.

The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile.

And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay.

Curious.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 3:31:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E.
She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica."


Ooooooooo! No, no you di'int !!
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 3:57:28 AM EST
I used to work in the NICU. We got lots of interesting names. My personal favorite was "Shithead" pronounced Sha-theed. I swear I looked at this and thought; someday this kid is going to be in third grade and there is going to be a substitute teacher...
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 4:08:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By Kuraki:
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It's fucking (c)rap.

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 4:14:43 AM EST
LOL. I worked as a sub for a couple months years ago when I was deciding if I wanted to go back to school to get a Masters in education. I would always give the class roster a quick look to see if I wanted to call them out by their first and last name or just their last name. If there was some weird first names then it was all last names.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 4:24:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Kuraki:
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I dislike the stupid spellings of "normal" names you see all the time today..... plus the -yson thing

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That was funny.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:20:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Curious.

The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile.

And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay.

Curious.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:28:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By NuclearCookies:
The weirdest names that came up in school were a Stormy and Misty... Night.

I got in so much trouble when I asked why their parents were hippies.


To this day I'll never forget a girl at the summer camp I went to as a kid, her name was Stormy Waters.
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My wife teaches in a title 1 school, she said this is like every first day of school for her.

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:38:17 AM EST
IBTIKSWHaSNOaLaS...RGR post.













In Before the "I know someone who had a student named 'Orangejello' and 'Lemonjello' and 'Shithead'......really, guys, really" post.


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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:39:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By RikWriter:
I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll.
Her name was Shaderica.


Shuh-derika?


Shuh-dirka-dirka-dirka



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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:40:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Curious.

The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile.

And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay.

Curious.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:41:55 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:47:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Curious.

The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile.

And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay.

Curious.
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I suggest you take a refresher course in humor.
Lesson 1
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When you make it through the first two lessons. I will suggest more. In only two months I'll bet we can have you all the way up to videos like the one in this thread.

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Had two sisters a year apart. One named Shasta and the other named Fanta.


They were white.


My sons are twins. At the beginning of this semester, they came home and said a new set of twins had moved to town and was in their class. I thought that was interesting for such a small town to have two sets of twins in the same Kindergarten class, so I made a point to ask their teacher about them when I dropped kids off at school the next morning.

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Kernel and Majer. (Pronounced Colonel and Major).

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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 7:04:07 AM EST
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Curious.

The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile.

And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay.

Curious.
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 7:06:30 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 7:23:16 AM EST
One of my favorite skits

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