And here I thought there was going to be an invisible dash that was not silent.

All of this is kind of spooky.

We need a pic of Fook Mi and Fook Yu.

I know a Shasta from Tennessee , but her sisters name was kasey.

I can only speak for myself...Shithead was real. Unfortunately it was 10 years ago and no I don't have a picture. I could also amaze you with twins named Jaqwaindie and Jakeayela, the woman who washed her boobs in the sink, or my personal favorite. We served some towns that were pretty far away. One was Beaver, PA. I said to the mom of the NICU kiddo "Oh you're from Beaver" and I swear to you without missing a beat OR being offended she said "No it was a C-section."

Believe me, nurses don't have to lie. The real stuff is way better.

Lulz

These guys are hilarious.  Maybe they're arfcommers?

When I first went to college my freshman year, this old country boy met people from all over that came to this college. First class I ever went to had twin boys, parents weren't expecting twins and apparently pissed at the second child coming out. On top of everything else, their last name was Masengill. Yes pronounced exactly like you think, of course you can't help your last name. They named the first twin Jonathan Masengill. They named the second one Testicles Masengill. It was pronounced Testy-Klees.

Also had a girl in one class named Nos Moking Seay. Apparently, according to her, the No Smoking lettering on the swinging doors in the delivery room were broken up as so No S   moking, so her Mom named her that.

My roommate and I dated these hot blonde twin girls named Chris and Pat. They were supposed to be one BIG baby boy named Chistoper Patrick and came out two tiny girls, so their Mom and Dad gave them each one of the names they'd been planning on the last few months.

 

Ti-MO-thee!

It reminds me of a story a gf once told me. Say her name was "Cassandra" and she was in 4th grade, across the room where the teacher wanted to get her attention.

"Cassie?" and no answer. "Cassie?" and no answer. "CASSIE!" and no answer. The teacher gets up, goes across the room to her, and "CASSIE! Why didn't you answer me when I called you?"

"My name is Cassandra, not Cassie.".

Names, as it should be obvious, are the most precious thing to us. When someone calls us something else and we accept it, we have given up practically our core because after that, they own us.

Telling us that our names are not what they are, threatening us, screaming at us, it's wrong and I don't find this at all funny, especially in the current environment.

After all, would we laugh as much if some comedian did something about gun owners?
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(After Phelps, in disguise, has demonstrated that Willy is under his control because his name is what Phelps said it is. "This is pointless; all he is doing is repeating the information you tell him. If you really have control of his will, he will prove it when you tell him to take this gun and shoot himself."--East European Enemy, (w,stte), "Mission: Impossible")

My mom once told me about a girl named 'Latrina'.

I don't get that joke, either!
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("I don't understand their humor, either."--Worf, (w,stte), ST:TNG, "The Naked Now")

Shitheadra Jones makes a phone call

Can anything top Scientific Mapp and his brother Majestic Mapp?

Sorry, it's just a RustedAce comment made a few months back and it's stuck in my head.  Now when I see your posts I read them in the voice of Mr Harry S. Plinkett.    Sorry but I can't help it.

My wifes sisters cousin once removed, taught a kid named Female'....I shit you not.

Whoever they are.



Fee-Maul--lay, like Tamale.

It's in the movie "Cat People" with Natashia Kinski.
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("Not being British, I often find your humor hard to follow."--Drax, (w,stte), "Moonraker")