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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:51:43 AM
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus



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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:52:55 AM
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 10:53:03 AM by DK-Prof]

Nice
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:53:10 AM
Oooohhhh, I like it.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:53:31 AM
Boom.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:53:48 AM
Headshot.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:53:55 AM
ShaWING!


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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:54:28 AM
I am so going to use that..
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:54:36 AM
Ta Da!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:54:46 AM
I like that one.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:54:58 AM
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I usually say

"The voices in my head told me to get one"

or

"For zombies"

I don't have to justify my rights to a liberal.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:55:06 AM
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Why do you need a car that goes faster than 75mph? Why do you need to fuck with my Rights? Why do you feel you're better than me? Why do you want to become a helpless victim in the event someone tries to rape you, because they won't stop with banning just AR's?

Why do you have two black eyes?

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ETA: OP, I like yours much better!!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:55:32 AM
"I need it because you don't want me to have it. That's right, it's all your fault."

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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:55:38 AM
Oh man I like that one!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 10:59:07 AM
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FREE SYSTEM MESSAGE!!!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:01:15 AM
Very nice!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:02:05 AM
I'm stealing that.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:03:03 AM
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Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus





Got damn that is good shit right there
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:06:31 AM
I came in this thread expecting derp....that's actually a good line.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:08:41 AM
Originally Posted By aimforthemedic:
I came in this thread expecting derp....that's actually a good line.


I never derp.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:09:02 AM
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:10:26 AM
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus


Is that yours?
Grandfathering weapons only puts off until tomorrow what tyranny cannot accomplish today.

The only people made safer by gun control are criminals and tyrants.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:12:40 AM
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus


Is that yours?


No. Saw it on twitter.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:16:40 AM
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"why do you need an AR?"




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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:21:16 AM
Gonna use that for any "why do you need" questions, guns or otherwise.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:23:59 AM

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.

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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:26:15 AM
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.



Didn't Adam Lanza use pistols only?
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:27:10 AM

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.


No one ever used a bus to save themself or family from violent criminals, 2.5 million times a year, either.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:28:35 AM
Originally Posted By pukindog:
"I need it because you don't want me to have it. That's right, it's all your fault."



Ha!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:29:06 AM
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:29:53 AM
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why don't you stand in front of the bus and see how long that argument stands....

There's been many cases of people deliberately run over by trucks / cars.

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.


If not for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:30:08 AM
FSA Officer: Why do you need an AR?
Me: Because of people like you.

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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:30:52 AM
Winnnahh!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:32:25 AM
BAM! I dig it.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:32:48 AM
Originally Posted By USN-Riverine:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.



Didn't Adam Lanza use pistols only?


We will probably never know the truth.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:32:51 AM
Allow me to be the first to say:

That's racist.

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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:33:59 AM
We voted, and it was unanimous. OP, you win the interwebs for thr next 24hrs.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:34:44 AM
nice
AR-15: The modern sporting Lego set.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:35:38 AM
OP-Good one, gonna re-use that.


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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:38:39 AM
Because ARs are the best I can afford! Because AR's help me to provide adequate protection to my family and myself.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:40:43 AM
I saw this AWESOME AWESOME MOVIE....where only the police and military had guns.....and nobody else.

that is my response to anyone saying why do I need a AR15

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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:41:25 AM
Originally Posted By BURN:
I am so going to use that..


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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:42:56 AM
That's signature worthy (hint hint).
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:44:14 AM
Best thing I have heard was the GOA spokesman the other day to Andrea Mitchell:


It's not the Bill of Needs, it's the Bill of Rights.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:44:48 AM
I know that would get my ass in all kinds of HR problems if I said it at work, but it will come in handy outside of it.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:44:55 AM
That's a good one
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:47:09 AM
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
I'm stealing that.


Stolen.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:48:23 AM
My body, My choice.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:50:55 AM
Just posted to my FB page. Yes I stole it
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:51:43 AM
[span style='font-weight: bold;']Originally Posted By raven:
I usually say The voices in my head told me to get one"



If you add, " ....... they also told me they don't like you", sometimes that can help to shorten the conversation.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:53:29 AM
Originally Posted By Snow-man:
Just posted to my FB page. Yes I stole it


AR-15: The modern sporting Lego set.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:54:00 AM
Damn, that's great!

Charlton Heston would be proud of that line.
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