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Posted: 1/18/2013 5:51:43 AM EST
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus



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Oooohhhh, I like it.
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I am so going to use that..
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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 5:54:58 AM EST
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I usually say

"The voices in my head told me to get one"

or

"For zombies"

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Why do you need a car that goes faster than 75mph? Why do you need to fuck with my Rights? Why do you feel you're better than me? Why do you want to become a helpless victim in the event someone tries to rape you, because they won't stop with banning just AR's?

Why do you have two black eyes?

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"I need it because you don't want me to have it. That's right, it's all your fault."

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Oh man I like that one!

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Grandfathering weapons only puts off until tomorrow what tyranny cannot accomplish today.

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Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus





Got damn that is good shit right there

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I came in this thread expecting derp....that's actually a good line.
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I came in this thread expecting derp....that's actually a good line.


I never derp.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:10:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus


Is that yours?
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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:12:40 AM EST
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus


Is that yours?


No. Saw it on twitter.
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"why do you need an AR?"




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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:21:16 AM EST
Gonna use that for any "why do you need" questions, guns or otherwise.

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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:23:59 AM EST

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.

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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:26:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.



Didn't Adam Lanza use pistols only?

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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:27:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.


No one ever used a bus to save themself or family from violent criminals, 2.5 million times a year, either.

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"I need it because you don't want me to have it. That's right, it's all your fault."



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why don't you stand in front of the bus and see how long that argument stands....

There's been many cases of people deliberately run over by trucks / cars.

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.


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FSA Officer: Why do you need an AR?
Me: Because of people like you.


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BAM! I dig it.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:32:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By USN-Riverine:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.



Didn't Adam Lanza use pistols only?


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Allow me to be the first to say:

That's racist.


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We voted, and it was unanimous. OP, you win the interwebs for thr next 24hrs.
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OP-Good one, gonna re-use that.



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Because ARs are the best I can afford! Because AR's help me to provide adequate protection to my family and myself.
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I saw this AWESOME AWESOME MOVIE....where only the police and military had guns.....and nobody else.

that is my response to anyone saying why do I need a AR15


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I am so going to use that..


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That's signature worthy (hint hint).
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus.
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Best thing I have heard was the GOA spokesman the other day to Andrea Mitchell:


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I know that would get my ass in all kinds of HR problems if I said it at work, but it will come in handy outside of it.

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That's a good one
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I'm stealing that.


Stolen.

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[span style='font-weight: bold;']Originally Posted By raven:
I usually say The voices in my head told me to get one"



If you add, " ....... they also told me they don't like you", sometimes that can help to shorten the conversation.
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Just posted to my FB page. Yes I stole it


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Damn, that's great!

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