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Posted: 1/18/2013 6:51:43 AM EDT
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus



Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:52:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 6:53:03 AM EDT by DK-Prof]
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:53:10 AM EDT
Oooohhhh, I like it.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:53:31 AM EDT
Boom.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:53:48 AM EDT
Headshot.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:53:55 AM EDT
ShaWING!


Somebody's head will explode with that one!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:54:28 AM EDT
I am so going to use that..
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:54:36 AM EDT
Ta Da!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:54:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:54:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 6:55:21 AM EDT by raven]
I usually say

"The voices in my head told me to get one"

or

"For zombies"

I don't have to justify my rights to a liberal.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:55:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 6:55:52 AM EDT by SleeperShooter]
Why do you need a car that goes faster than 75mph? Why do you need to fuck with my Rights? Why do you feel you're better than me? Why do you want to become a helpless victim in the event someone tries to rape you, because they won't stop with banning just AR's?

Why do you have two black eyes?

-SleeperShooter

ETA: OP, I like yours much better!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:55:32 AM EDT
"I need it because you don't want me to have it. That's right, it's all your fault."

Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:55:38 AM EDT
Oh man I like that one!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 6:59:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:01:15 AM EDT
Very nice!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:02:05 AM EDT
I'm stealing that.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:03:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 7:03:21 AM EDT by lilMAC25]
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus





Got damn that is good shit right there
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:06:31 AM EDT
I came in this thread expecting derp....that's actually a good line.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:08:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By aimforthemedic:
I came in this thread expecting derp....that's actually a good line.


I never derp.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:09:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:10:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus


Is that yours?
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:12:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Originally Posted By far_right:
I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus


Is that yours?


No. Saw it on twitter.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:16:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 7:17:29 AM EDT by dp1one]
"why do you need an AR?"




Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:21:16 AM EDT
Gonna use that for any "why do you need" questions, guns or otherwise.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:23:59 AM EDT

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.

Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:26:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.



Didn't Adam Lanza use pistols only?
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:27:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.


No one ever used a bus to save themself or family from violent criminals, 2.5 million times a year, either.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:28:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By pukindog:
"I need it because you don't want me to have it. That's right, it's all your fault."



Ha!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:29:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:29:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2013 7:30:09 AM EDT by dorobuta]
why don't you stand in front of the bus and see how long that argument stands....

There's been many cases of people deliberately run over by trucks / cars.

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.


Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:30:08 AM EDT
FSA Officer: Why do you need an AR?
Me: Because of people like you.

Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:30:52 AM EDT
Winnnahh!
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:32:25 AM EDT
BAM! I dig it.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:32:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By USN-Riverine:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

No one ever broke into the bus and stole Rosa Parks' bus seat and massacred 22 kids with it.



Didn't Adam Lanza use pistols only?


We will probably never know the truth.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:32:51 AM EDT
Allow me to be the first to say:

That's racist.

Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:33:59 AM EDT
We voted, and it was unanimous. OP, you win the interwebs for thr next 24hrs.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:34:44 AM EDT
nice
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:35:38 AM EDT
OP-Good one, gonna re-use that.


Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:38:39 AM EDT
Because ARs are the best I can afford! Because AR's help me to provide adequate protection to my family and myself.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:40:43 AM EDT
I saw this AWESOME AWESOME MOVIE....where only the police and military had guns.....and nobody else.

that is my response to anyone saying why do I need a AR15

Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:41:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BURN:
I am so going to use that..


Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:42:56 AM EDT
That's signature worthy (hint hint).
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:44:14 AM EDT
Best thing I have heard was the GOA spokesman the other day to Andrea Mitchell:


It's not the Bill of Needs, it's the Bill of Rights.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:44:48 AM EDT
I know that would get my ass in all kinds of HR problems if I said it at work, but it will come in handy outside of it.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:44:55 AM EDT
That's a good one
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:47:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
I'm stealing that.


Stolen.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:48:23 AM EDT
My body, My choice.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:50:55 AM EDT
Just posted to my FB page. Yes I stole it
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:51:43 AM EDT
[span style='font-weight: bold;']Originally Posted By raven:
I usually say The voices in my head told me to get one"



If you add, " ....... they also told me they don't like you", sometimes that can help to shorten the conversation.
Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:53:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snow-man:
Just posted to my FB page. Yes I stole it


Link Posted: 1/18/2013 7:54:00 AM EDT
Damn, that's great!

Charlton Heston would be proud of that line.
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