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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:45:48 AM EDT
Link KANDAHAR AIR FIELD, AFGHANISTAN – While some of the hardest jobs on deployment fall on the men and women of the medical profession, the job of Lieutenant Colonel Jennifer Dalten is a particularly difficult one. As the commanding officer of the 115th Mobile Abortion Detachment, the only deployable abortion facility in the US Army, it falls on her to ensure that America’s fighting women can receive safe and timely access to abortions in combat zones and stay in the fight. “I’d say on a given week we’re usually performing between fifteen to twenty abortions. More if we’re on Air Status Red and there’s nothing else to do on the FOB,” said LtCol Dalten. “Last week we actually went on a cordon-and-search operation and while the infantry were searching houses, we were providing discrete abortions for the local women as a service to the host nation. You know, in this part of the world their only usual access to abortions comes from coat hangers, jumping on IEDs, and honor killings...” |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:48:27 AM EDT
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Bullshit article is bullshit. My issue is that many who have not been in the military will think this is true.
“We had the same worries as the American public when we first undertook this mission,” continued MG Cucolo. “For example, would our soldiers feel obligated to opt for an abortion? Well, I can happily tell you that all of our abortions have been absolutely voluntary and have allowed our servicewomen to avoid the article 15s and losses of rank that would result from continuing their pregnancies.” Females do not get Article 15s or lose rank for getting pregnant. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:48:29 AM EDT
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I should have known it would be Duffel Blog
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:49:49 AM EDT
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Thats just great man..."US Army",,, Killing babies before they are born.. like they are supposed to be doing!!
 F this country...Rome burned and we will too!  
I really just dont care anymore! we now ARE the Romans..so watch us burn... 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:51:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: How many will be caught out this time? I should have known it would be Duffel Blog |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:53:21 AM EDT
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Damn. I guess The Onion now has some serious competition.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:53:43 AM EDT
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Thats just great man..."US Army",,, Killing babies before they are born.. like they are supposed to be doing!! F this country...Rome burned and we will too!
I really just dont care anymore! we now ARE the Romans Spartans are more fitting. Although, watching criminals fight lions does have a bit of interest from me..... |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:54:07 AM EDT
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Art of the Tactical Vacuum
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:55:16 AM EDT
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Ok to kill a inconvenient human fetus conceived through unprotected sex to support female troops near the battlefield.
But fight the enemy with such restrictive rules of engagement, wars can't be won. Edit; I see duffel blog got me again. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:55:32 AM EDT
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 some of y'all......... lol
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:56:10 AM EDT
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Must suck to be the husband of the slut who wrote this:
I became pregnant three months into my deployment,” confesses a Specialist currently stationed in Kandahar. "At first, I was worried how my husband would react, but because of the dedicated soldiers at [the Mobile Abortion Detachment], that wasn’t necessary. I was able to get an abortion without my husband finding out about my pregnancy, and now when I get home, we’re going to have a real baby.” Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/115th-mobile-abortion-detachment-provides-crucial-support-at-kandahar/#ixzz2GTc4Mzkc Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook I guess the baby she killed wasn't real? WTFO
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:56:49 AM EDT
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some of y'all......... lol There are some really cranky people in GD lately... |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:57:28 AM EDT
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Wouldn't it be easier, faster and cheaper to just put a little hook in the rifle cleaning kit? A hook, a couple of cotton patches. You clean the chamber, then run a few swabs thru until they come out clean. Simple, no??
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:57:30 AM EDT
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Must suck to be the husband of the slut who wrote this: I became pregnant three months into my deployment,” confesses a Specialist currently stationed in Kandahar. "At first, I was worried how my husband would react, but because of the dedicated soldiers at [the Mobile Abortion Detachment], that wasn’t necessary. I was able to get an abortion without my husband finding out about my pregnancy, and now when I get home, we’re going to have a real baby.”
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/115th-mobile-abortion-detachment-provides-crucial-support-at-kandahar/#ixzz2GTc4Mzkc Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook I guess the baby she killed wasn't real? WTFO You lose. Good day, sir. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:58:44 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Must suck to be the husband of the slut who wrote this: I became pregnant three months into my deployment,” confesses a Specialist currently stationed in Kandahar. "At first, I was worried how my husband would react, but because of the dedicated soldiers at [the Mobile Abortion Detachment], that wasn’t necessary. I was able to get an abortion without my husband finding out about my pregnancy, and now when I get home, we’re going to have a real baby.”
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/115th-mobile-abortion-detachment-provides-crucial-support-at-kandahar/#ixzz2GTc4Mzkc Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook I guess the baby she killed wasn't real? WTFO They saved a marriage. She'll have another one to replace the flushed one. Damn, lighten up. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:58:50 AM EDT
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Quoted: Must suck to be the husband of the slut who wrote this: I became pregnant three months into my deployment,” confesses a Specialist currently stationed in Kandahar. "At first, I was worried how my husband would react, but because of the dedicated soldiers at [the Mobile Abortion Detachment], that wasn’t necessary. I was able to get an abortion without my husband finding out about my pregnancy, and now when I get home, we’re going to have a real baby.” Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/115th-mobile-abortion-detachment-provides-crucial-support-at-kandahar/#ixzz2GTc4Mzkc Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook I guess the baby she killed wasn't real? WTFO |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 11:59:29 AM EDT
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Damn. I guess The Onion now has some serious competition. The Onion is no competition for The Duffelbog. Duffelblog would put Onion in an arm-bar and then walk off with Onion's girlfriend. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:00:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Must suck to be the husband of the slut who wrote this: I became pregnant three months into my deployment,” confesses a Specialist currently stationed in Kandahar. "At first, I was worried how my husband would react, but because of the dedicated soldiers at [the Mobile Abortion Detachment], that wasn’t necessary. I was able to get an abortion without my husband finding out about my pregnancy, and now when I get home, we’re going to have a real baby.” Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/115th-mobile-abortion-detachment-provides-crucial-support-at-kandahar/#ixzz2GTc4Mzkc Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook I guess the baby she killed wasn't real? WTFO They saved a marriage. She'll have another one to replace the flushed one. Damn, lighten up.  |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:00:12 PM EDT
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You do realize that is a military-themed version of the Onion?
ETA: That's what I get for having multiple windows open at once and not replying soon enough. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:00:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:00:38 PM EDT
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Actually, it's not a bad idea.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:00:43 PM EDT
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Parody or not, I think this is a good idea.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:04:45 PM EDT
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This one was actually pretty well done.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:05:10 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Must suck to be the husband of the slut who wrote this: I became pregnant three months into my deployment,” confesses a Specialist currently stationed in Kandahar. "At first, I was worried how my husband would react, but because of the dedicated soldiers at [the Mobile Abortion Detachment], that wasn’t necessary. I was able to get an abortion without my husband finding out about my pregnancy, and now when I get home, we’re going to have a real baby.”
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/115th-mobile-abortion-detachment-provides-crucial-support-at-kandahar/#ixzz2GTc4Mzkc Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook I guess the baby she killed wasn't real? WTFO 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:07:11 PM EDT
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I have to admit, they got me until I went to click on the link.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:09:35 PM EDT
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The second paragraph makes it easy to tell the story is fake. Something like that wouldn't really shock me, though.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:09:47 PM EDT
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I had a knee-jerk BULLSHIT moment, just before I broke through the bullshit barrier and saw the the light.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:11:33 PM EDT
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Wow, such a cute story.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:14:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: You do realize that is a military-themed version of the Onion? ETA: That's what I get for having multiple windows open at once and not replying soon enough. I wish people would stop pointing that out. It seriously curtails the lulz. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:15:54 PM EDT
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This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head!
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:18:41 PM EDT
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Duffelblog - The military's version of "The Onion".
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:20:02 PM EDT
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Real freakin' funny.
Which reminds me.... 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:20:19 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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You do realize that is a military-themed version of the Onion? ETA: That's what I get for having multiple windows open at once and not replying soon enough. I wish people would stop pointing that out. It seriously curtails the lulz. +1
Enraged responses to Duffel Blog stories are one of the few things more amusing than the articles themselves. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:20:45 PM EDT
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Parody or not, I think this is a good idea. Yep....Nits grow to lice. The way it looks we will still be there when the kids born there today are old enough to fight.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:21:01 PM EDT
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Oh, the Duffelblog took a moment from ripping on and being jealous of Marines that it actually wrote about something else?
The guy is a one trick pony, when it first got going it was somewhat amusing...now, I would rather read the huffington post to find my humor. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:21:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! We know who didn't "like" dark humor on facebook. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:22:13 PM EDT
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This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! Much irony here |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:22:41 PM EDT
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This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! What if an unborn child thinks its funny? |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:22:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Oh, the Duffelblog took a moment from ripping on and being jealous of Marines that it actually wrote about something else? The guy is a one trick pony, when it first got going it was somewhat amusing...now, I would rather read the huffington post to find my humor. They have a bunch of writers. I think they all write for their respective branches. Don't like what they publish about the USMC? Blame some Lance Corporal. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:23:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! Piece. Anyone. Their. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:24:15 PM EDT
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This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:25:27 PM EDT
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The military is the best retroactive abortion force in the history of man. This is totally 100% believable.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:25:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! Piece. Anyone. Their. /golfclap bwahahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:26:22 PM EDT
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They have a bunch of writers. I think they all write for their respective branches. Don't like what they publish about the USMC? Blame some Lance Corporal. If you know that, you know more than me. I do love me some Maximilian Uriarte, however. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:28:45 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Oh, the Duffelblog took a moment from ripping on and being jealous of Marines that it actually wrote about something else? The guy is a one trick pony, when it first got going it was somewhat amusing...now, I would rather read the huffington post to find my humor. They have a bunch of writers. I think they all write for their respective branches. Don't like what they publish about the USMC? Blame some Lance Corporal. The Marine ones are funny because they are all true... |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:29:46 PM EDT
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I love the smell of butthurt on a weekend.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:31:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Oh, the Duffelblog took a moment from ripping on and being jealous of Marines that it actually wrote about something else? The guy is a one trick pony, when it first got going it was somewhat amusing...now, I would rather read the huffington post to find my humor. They have a bunch of writers. I think they all write for their respective branches. Don't like what they publish about the USMC? Blame some Lance Corporal. The Marine ones are funny because they are all true... |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:32:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! Whoever. Piece. Anyone. Their. /golfclap bwahahahahahahahahahaha Missed one. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:32:29 PM EDT
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I'm all for spoofs and satire.... but due to the serious nature of the subject and my deep respect for the armed services...I don't think this is funny.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:34:30 PM EDT
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I think it would be more believable if they were talking about Taliban Women, now that would be an effective tactical war on the Taliban.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 12:36:21 PM EDT
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This is not funny at all. Who ever wrote this is a sick peace of shit. Any one who thinks that an unborn child being killed is funny needs a bullet in thier head! wow just wow.. thats all i got.. |
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