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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 4/8/2001 7:32:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/7/2001 1:42:16 PM EDT by Kuiper]
I would like to purchase one of those Mail order brides. How much are they? Does anyone have one for sale? Asia, or Russia? I am leaning towards Asia, because I think they are cheaper. But I guess a blue eyed Russian woman could be fun too. And why is it that gun guys have to buy thier women from overseas>? Pot bellies, amber glasses and beards, I guess. I mean, what self respecting American woman would want some heavily armed fat slob with 70's porn-star glasses and a child-mollester beard? Anyway, I digress. Any advice on mail-order women appreciated. And yeah, i've seen all the websites.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:40:33 AM EDT
The girls coming over here are wise enough to know all the laws including the ones where by they can dump your fat ugly butt after a minimal period, collect 1/2 your bucks and move on to greener pastures.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:43:03 AM EDT
Nah. I'm not worried about that. I'm pretty damn good looking, and have a killer personallity. I just want one aroud the house to cook, clean, and f**k.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:54:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By McUZI: I just want one aroud the house to cook, clean, and f**k.
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I wouldn't mention the 1st two items on your wife application.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:58:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2001 8:00:14 AM EDT by rkbar15]
With your history in babes you're probably better off with a McDoll.[:D] [b][red][size=6]If you are offended by a topless doll do not open the following link:[/b][/red][/size=6] [url]www.realdoll.com/lite/dolls/sample8.html[/url]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:59:06 AM EDT
Well McUZI if you would attent the Knob Creek machine gun shoot in KY some time you would soon realize that there are plenty of fine looking woman who like us for our guns, beer bellies and missing teeth. You need to look somewhere else for an excuse for why you can't get laid. I would suspect that women just don't like you, not catagorically all men like you but just you.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:01:43 AM EDT
Have you ever considered renting instead of buying?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:03:34 AM EDT
LMAO Hineline. I've never been to the Creek, but I have heard the stories about the women there. You can have them beard boy. McHineline
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:06:33 AM EDT
here's some hotties for ya. [IMG]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=402070&a=11078091&p=41676439[/IMG] OOPS I thought you said two men [:D]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:09:11 AM EDT
Why go overseas, and worry about getting em over here. Too much cash lay-out. I have a better idea for you McHorny. Check this out. [url]http://www.womenbehindbars.com/nl/w20325.html[/url] You like Asian you say? Try this [url]http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af5153.shtml[/url]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:11:05 AM EDT
RKBAR) ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! That is hillarious! I thought it was a real woman to begin with. Hmmmmmmmmmm. A Rubber woman. Never bitches, no "1/2 of everything" divorce, always willing to f**k, Nah. She can't clean.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:11:23 AM EDT
Correct me if I'm wrong but McUzi sold his nick so this isn't the original McUzi, right?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:12:05 AM EDT
I`m with tray, renting is better than buying. Hamburg is a good place for rentals. The real doll was given a proper workout by the staff on Howard Stern, it did not last too long and was thrown next to a dumpster after being used a few times.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:14:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2001 8:14:38 AM EDT by lordtrader]
But if you insist on Asian from overseas. I am only here to oblige the infamous McDesperate [url]http://www.achineseprincess.com/gen/gallery.html[/url] Signed. lordpimp
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:21:58 AM EDT
Just get one you inflate to 13psi with life-like hair and holes in the right places.Also you can drive in the HOV lane!!
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:25:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By McUZI: LMAO Hineline. I've never been to the Creek, but I have heard the stories about the women there. You can have them beard boy. McHineline
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Geez I'd take em. There are a lot of fine lookin chics at Knob Creek. Heck, usually at least one of G. Gorden Liddy's calendar girls are present too.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:29:29 AM EDT
What you got to do is go OVER to Japan or Russia and find a nice woman in the fields or some beautiful Ruski that does't know what toilte paper is and take her home to the states and show her how rich you are!!! Those are the keepers. Ehe will treat you like a king, just don't let her watch Oprah or Rosie!!! Those Dolls are like $5000-$7000 but are molded after a real person.... they are called Real Dolls [url]http://www.realdolls.com/[/url] BISHOP
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:32:31 AM EDT
Don't pay for anything you can't eat, McUZI.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:35:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2001 8:38:12 AM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Go to Naha and check out The STAGE. Hot models walk out on stage. Men take turns rolling dice. High roller gets to do her live on stage in front of everyone. If you do well you may just get to keep her.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:36:35 AM EDT
As per Miss Mag---Is this the REAL McUZI or a wannabe? I thought he scalped his name?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:37:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M11:
Originally Posted By McUZI: LMAO Hineline. I've never been to the Creek, but I have heard the stories about the women there. You can have them beard boy. McHineline
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Geez I'd take em. There are a lot of fine lookin chics at Knob Creek. Heck, usually at least one of G. Gorden Liddy's calendar girls are present too.
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Yes. I too, McFakename, agree with David Hineline. Now why don't all of us 1 post members get together, and support Hineline. McFakename
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 9:04:07 AM EDT
Boy, have I got a deal for you! [img]albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1403038&a=10483760&p=46064011[/img]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 9:20:20 AM EDT
Hey McUzi - Here's a hottie for ya! Her name's [size=3]Chelsea[/size=3] [img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1551636&a=11770026&p=41943652[/img] She looks pretty good for the first thing in the morning, doesn't she?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 11:11:41 AM EDT
McLazy: As soon as they teach Nika to cook, clean and reload my SO is OUTTA HERE!!![:D]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 11:15:58 AM EDT
Buy YOU a woman??? Man, you have dipped your wick so many times that it would make Ron Jeremy envious. IASDP that all I get is dirty looks from the womenz at the thrift store so, you buy me one!
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 11:16:52 AM EDT
You are one pathetic son of a bitch. Oh, wait, I'm in the same category[:D]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 2:11:03 PM EDT
I bought my wife in Africa. It's amazing how people who piss and bathe in their drinking water learn to adapt to our country !
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 2:18:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I bought my wife in Africa. It's amazing how people who piss and bathe in their drinking water learn to adapt to our country !
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congrads... those this mean your finally going to get laid,do the McUZI, hide the wiggy worm, slap the skins[beer]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 2:31:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Class Clown:
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I bought my wife in Africa. It's amazing how people who piss and bathe in their drinking water learn to adapt to our country !
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congrads... those this mean your finally going to get laid,do the McUZI, hide the wiggy worm, slap the skins[beer]
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Just so you know that's not the real Imbrogl|o. That one's a troll he uses an i and not a |.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 4:10:39 PM EDT
Man, those dolls are hotties! I think you should get one and make all of the rest of us jealous.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 6:04:48 PM EDT
My advice: Don't use UPS. Oh, yeah. She may hold out for marriage, after which you're in for a ride. Probly you'll get a kiss or two when the green card arrives and after the ceremony. Why not just give away all your McAssets to the P.R.K. foundation? That will at least save you a bunch on legal fees. We have a branch office in Nevada for all your McAR's and McAK's. While you're there you can resolve some of your more immediate needs....then later win enough to pay for a maid. [red][size=4] P.R.K.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:07:07 PM EDT
If you're on a limited budget, you might give these guys a call. [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/016/ff/Au/gX/VX41174.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 9:22:13 PM EDT
How much? depens on the girl, about a hundred or so AR's
Link Posted: 6/7/2001 10:44:11 AM EDT
Those Dolls are like $5000-$7000 but are molded after a real person.... they are called Real Dolls [url]http://www.realdolls.com/[/url] BISHOP
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DO THEY OFFER A WARRANTY?
Link Posted: 6/7/2001 11:14:23 AM EDT
Hey McUzi, Don't you have your own sand box somewhere else to play in?
Link Posted: 6/7/2001 11:18:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/7/2001 11:17:45 AM EDT by bunghole]
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Link Posted: 6/7/2001 11:19:41 AM EDT
Some of these are really creepy looking. This looks like a crime scene picture! [img]http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/c09.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/7/2001 11:25:29 AM EDT
I vote Asian, better yet Indian. There should be plenty of hot Indian babes where you live McUzi. GunLvr
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