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Posted: 4/7/2001 7:42:25 PM EDT
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...Or the road signs that show a picture of
a person reading a book and an arrow so people who can't read know where the library is. |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 7:43:47 PM EDT
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And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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Posted: 4/7/2001 7:48:05 PM EDT
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Jumbo Shrimp? [:D] milldude
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Posted: 4/7/2001 7:48:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Military Intelligence
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Posted: 4/7/2001 7:52:56 PM EDT
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Customer with infant parking.
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Posted: 4/7/2001 7:56:52 PM EDT
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Handicap parking outside a recruiting office.
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Posted: 4/7/2001 8:31:55 PM EDT
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If you park in handicapped parking and you are not handicapped .. are you mentally handicapped?
If you are in the right hand lane at a T intersection with the T coming from the left, can you go foreward on a red light after stopping due to that being mathematically a 0 degree right turn on red? And you thought you knew it all when you looked in the dictionary and found the definition of ted was "to spread manure or fertilizer for airing" (in other words.. to spread bullshit...) Ted... |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 8:34:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: And you thought you knew it all when you looked in the dictionary and found the definition of ted was "to spread manure or fertilizer for airing" (in other words.. to spread bullshit...) Ted... My pappy always told me, "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit." |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 8:42:42 PM EDT
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Things that make you go hmmm????
STEYRPRODIGY |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 8:53:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Curly blonde hair in my lap, moving up and down,
hmmmmmmm, purty good. [;)] |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 9:01:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Why is there a sign at the McDonald's drive thru that says Braille menu available on request??
[8D] WWoodworth |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 9:13:37 PM EDT
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Microsoft Works
Southern Hospitality and those damn expecting mother spots, I parked in one, one day, and I got to my car and this fat pregnant bitch started yelling at me, I mean just because you forgot your fuckin pill, its not my fault, and I want the spot by the door dammit, and if you can't walk 100 feet in the parking lot, how can you walk the damn mall? |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 9:33:40 PM EDT
[#13]
hmmmmmm If all women gave good head,
would there be so many single mothers? |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 9:38:10 PM EDT
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Anyone ever seen those "SLOW CHILDREN" signs with the picture of a kid running...they always make me laugh.
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:13:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Things that make you go hmmm???? STEYRPRODIGY Dammit, I was gonna post that. |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:16:28 PM EDT
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Intellegent Management.
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:18:54 PM EDT
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After the recent Seattle Earthquake, we started to wonder about how the people in wheelchairs were supposed to "get under the table and cover your head"...
FUN RIDE, I GUESS!!! |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:19:49 PM EDT
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Needle exchange programs out of concern
for the health of heroin addicts. Whenever you drop something you are eating on the floor and the dog runs away! |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:22:34 PM EDT
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Why is it that you pay every month for insurance, but the second you have an accident you are dropped.
A peanut, nither a pea, nor a nut. Discuss. |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:28:45 PM EDT
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Speak amongst yourselves...
Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island: discuss. Oy, I'm feeling [i]veklempt[/i]... Jew~ |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 10:45:55 PM EDT
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XXL condoms [BD]
Go to drug store....put a box in your cart.....shop near the ladies.....return it to the shelf before check out....empty new phone numbers out of your pocket when you get home...lmaooo [BD]abused because I am |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 11:13:03 PM EDT
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Why in the hell are the terms "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" used? When those descriptions are thrown around it is always after the screwing has started and obviously you ain't just "friends" no more. Do girls that say "I just wanna be friends" call you their "boyfriend"??? I don't think so.
I demand that the new terms be "boyf*ck" and "girlf*ck". |
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Posted: 4/7/2001 11:20:06 PM EDT
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Women that eat afterbirth...HMMMMMMMMMM. YUK!
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Posted: 4/7/2001 11:35:03 PM EDT
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[blue]Why do they continue calling them buildings after they are done? Shouldn't they call them built's?
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Posted: 4/8/2001 8:23:16 AM EDT
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Why do they call them "apartments" when they're connected to each other?
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Posted: 4/8/2001 8:26:30 AM EDT
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Better yet; How does a blind person know they're done wiping their ass? Do they have someone proff read it?
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Posted: 4/8/2001 8:58:02 AM EDT
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Paying tax on your money before you bankit,then paying tax on it every year hmmmmm.
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Posted: 4/8/2001 9:05:21 AM EDT
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If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
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Posted: 4/8/2001 9:14:13 AM EDT
[#29]
parking lots at the bar,they dont want you to drink and drive ????
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Posted: 4/10/2001 11:52:25 PM EDT
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"Practicing" medicine or law.
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Posted: 4/10/2001 11:56:33 PM EDT
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Do blind dudes really care if they are getting a blow job from a man or a woman??
Hmmmmmmmm...... |
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Posted: 4/11/2001 12:08:09 AM EDT
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Posted: 4/11/2001 12:38:45 AM EDT
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why do they have door locks?
ATM's, I can understand people walking up, but in the mid-70's I wodnered about the braile elevator button markings in the county's parking garage - even on the top floor. [red][size=4] P.R.K. |
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Posted: 4/11/2001 1:31:40 AM EDT
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[img]http://cache.corbis.com/Agent/11/38/62/11386203.jpg[/img] "And so the lady says..."Penis Colada" What is [b]up[/b] [i]with THAT[/i] ?"
[img]http://cache.corbis.com/Agent/11/38/62/11386204.jpg[/img] "And so I said, "No lady, that isn't a chicken in my pants"" tss tss tss-tss tsaaAHHHH !!! Thats show biz folks [smoke]! Oi Vey, the hilarity, its killing me [grenade] |
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