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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:02:02 AM

THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT

The story is good, but too long for GD. Pulled from drive-by shooter's pockets:

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:03:09 AM

What the fuck?

Dude, we want the story

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echo6 #119 Life Member Joined: Nov 2000 FL, USA Posts: 6057 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:04:16 AM Originally Posted By Evil_Ed: What the fuck? Dude, we want the story THIS. PLEASE?
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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:05:16 AM

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:05:43 AM

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:06:25 AM

Hand carved pointy lead bullets are really useful.

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Dumpster_Baby I didn't say that... Team Member Joined: Oct 2005 MO, USA Posts: 14106 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:06:50 AM Oh God, they MIRV'd a H&R revolver!!11!!!
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bteamleader Member Joined: Mar 2010 FL, USA Posts: 379 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:07:21 AM lol! What an idiot! Everyone knows you don't pair your custom rounds, you STAGGER them.
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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:09:39 AM

Originally Posted By scottedward58:
Hand carved pointy lead bullets are really useful.

I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't tell the suspect that. He kept going on about "armor piercing" to kill cops.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:11:00 AM

The logic is obvious: Three successive double taps. Armor penetration, percussion stunning, and exploding.

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Weaponizer Member Team Member Joined: Apr 2007 USA Posts: 514 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:11:24 AM I wonder if he did that with a "lead" pencil sharpener...
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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:13:24 AM

Originally Posted By Weaponizer:
I wonder if he did that with a "lead" pencil sharpener...

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:13:37 AM

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:15:35 AM

The stupid is strong in that one.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:15:37 AM

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505stevec Member Joined: Dec 2008 NM, USA Posts: 1065 Feedback: 100% (37) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:18:17 AM Stupid, but great evidence showing the "state of mind" he was in, in making that crap. Should get a good conviction out of it anyway.
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j_treckler Member Joined: Jul 2008 USA Posts: 267 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:19:37 AM Originally Posted By Mazeman: The logic is obvious: Three successive double taps. Armor penetration, percussion stunning, and exploding. A tactician to be wary of; for sure.
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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:20:49 AM

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:21:16 AM

Originally Posted By bteamleader:
lol! What an idiot! Everyone knows you don't pair your custom rounds, you STAGGER them.

This. If he had staggered them is logic would be without reproach.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:24:55 AM

Originally Posted By echo6:

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
What the fuck?

Dude, we want the story

THIS. PLEASE?

OK- but it's a long story for GD.

Surveillance in the hood where there have been 7 shootings in the past 2 weeks. All drug/gang related, and all tied together/retaliatory.

Assisting homicide div with watching one of the section 8 tenements and heard several shots at about 0400. About 10 seconds later, a vehicle tears ass past me containing what looks like a masked person.

2 unit block him while myself and 2 more complete the stop. Wrong place at the wrong time for him and a poor egress plan. He throws his arms several feet out of the open window like Superman, screaming "DON'T SHOOT, IT'S NOT LOADED."

Well, it's not loaded because he just finished firing the damn thing into a house. Zero casualties. Cheap revolver still warm. Vehicle smells like a trip to the range.

The .380 in his back pocket WAS LOADED, as was the .22 revolver on his seat. The speed loader in the pic was in his front pocket.

Claims he used a revolver so no shell casings would be left, and hand-carved the rounds to kill cops/pierce armor and "start fires."

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:25:30 AM

I see Chief Brody is at it again...

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:26:24 AM

Originally Posted By dissipator556:

Originally Posted By scottedward58:
Hand carved pointy lead bullets are really useful.

I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't tell the suspect that. He kept going on about "armor piercing" to kill cops.

Should have told him that they need to be teflon coated, that way, next month the fire department and the coroner can clean up the mess he makes when he tries to melt the pans he bought at Walmart.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:28:26 AM

That seems like something you'd pull out of the pockets of the Africans that fight wearing life preservers and wedding dresses.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:30:43 AM

[Last Edit: 12/19/2012 8:31:09 AM by dissipator556]

His smoke wagon (which was still smoking):

Must have been shaving lead like a sonuvabitch, because I've never felt a cylinder wobble so much.

ETA: note name of holster: "ELITE." Perfect.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:34:52 AM

Don't laugh. I saw a guy at a previous workplace using a dremel to hollowpoint live .38 Special ammo. Yep, he had ammo in a vise, going at solid leads with a 1/8" drill bit in an air dremel.

He didn't last much longer after that.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:40:26 AM

Originally Posted By MotorMouth:

Originally Posted By dissipator556:

Originally Posted By scottedward58:
Hand carved pointy lead bullets are really useful.

I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't tell the suspect that. He kept going on about "armor piercing" to kill cops.

Should have told him that they need to be teflon coated, that way, next month the fire department and the coroner can clean up the mess he makes when he tries to melt the pans he bought at Walmart.

Duh! You don't know nuthin! He just needs to spray the boolits with Pam cooking spray.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:44:22 AM

Originally Posted By dissipator556:

Originally Posted By scottedward58:
Hand carved pointy lead bullets are really useful.

I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't tell the suspect that. He kept going on about "armor piercing" to kill cops.

Tell him that if he drills a hole all the way through them, they will expand even better.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:49:03 AM

I bet those pointy ones hurt like a sonof a bitch. OUCH!

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:54:54 AM

I don't know what everyone is laughing at. I've always made my own full metal jacket anti-alien rounds. I developed this after I was abducted the third time.

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Posted: 12/19/2012 8:56:51 AM

Originally Posted By sigp226:

Tell him that if he drills a hole all the way through them, they will expand even better.

Does the drill bit need to be hot or cold?

Someone's got a case of lead poisoning on those I bet

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WantsToBelieve Member Joined: Nov 2012 USA Posts: 74 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 8:58:39 AM Originally Posted By dissipator556: Claims he used a revolver so no shell casings would be left, and hand-carved the rounds to kill cops/pierce armor and "start fires." Not only do shank bulletz go through armor, they start fires.... Cool... hu hu Yeah, fire!!!!!!!!!!!!! That should get him some enhanced charges, attempted arson after all
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Posted: 12/19/2012 9:00:40 AM

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Posted: 12/19/2012 9:02:58 AM

Was he eating the shavings?

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Posted: 12/19/2012 9:15:32 AM

Proof that too much TV makes you stupid.

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cletussd Member Joined: Oct 2007 SD, USA Posts: 1069 Feedback: 100% (14) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/19/2012 9:19:02 AM Originally Posted By dissipator556: Originally Posted By scottedward58: Hand carved pointy lead bullets are really useful. I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't tell the suspect that. He kept going on about "armor piercing" to kill cops.
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Posted: 12/19/2012 9:21:21 AM

Finally a thread worth reading on ARFCOM today!

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Posted: 12/19/2012 9:23:13 AM

What a buffoon.

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