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CLICKBANGBANG
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Posted: 12/17/2012 12:01:33 AM
Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG:
Ok! Lets have a contest! Post your best pussy pic. We'll vote as to who has the best looking pussy.

Rules!

1. Pussy pics must be posted in the "LD post whore to 10 pages" thread.
2. One pussy pic per entry.
3. Pussy pics must be in before the thread reaches to 10 pages. Or when someone decides it over.
4. The pussy must be yours.

Winner gets whatever crap I dig up. Bottle of dillo dust and a dillo are in. And whatever else I can find that will fit in a flat rate box.


Page five of the pussy contest!
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:19:49 AM
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XCR - did you not think my pussy cute?


Your pussy is easily a 9, but my pussy is a 10.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:20:49 AM
OP, can you add a pussy poll, please? so far Razoreye, Terry, redsox and I have posted pussy pictures. Sorry if I missed anyone
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:29:39 AM
I'd be rich
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:40:34 AM



OP which one are you?
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:51:20 AM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
OP, can you add a pussy poll, please? so far Razoreye, Terry, redsox and I have posted pussy pictures. Sorry if I missed anyone


I need more pussy picture participants before I can make a poll!
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:11:14 AM
Originally Posted By Gelgoog:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zibsLRVG1rymkpao1_r1_1280.jpg

OP which one are you?


Maybe one of these:

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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:18:07 AM
Bahaha
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:21:35 AM
[Last Edit: 12/17/2012 3:31:56 AM by Slayfan21]



Not sure if my entry counts
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:27:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Slayfan21:
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i407/slayfan21/100_2131.jpg

Not sure if my entry counts


Chastity safe?

Arfcom tells me not to put pussy on a pedestal, but its suddenly ok to put pussy in a safe? Is that a metaphor for marriage?
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:28:17 AM
Originally Posted By Gelgoog:
Originally Posted By Slayfan21:
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i407/slayfan21/100_2131.jpg

Not sure if my entry counts


Chastity safe?


Do wat?
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Posted: 12/17/2012 7:22:49 AM
Does my previous post count, or do I need to post a contest pic?

I don't often bare my soul, it's ugly and tends to frighten people.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 7:26:14 AM
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My pussy:




ETA: Oops, wrong pussy. Here you go. Sorry.

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Posted: 12/17/2012 9:20:10 AM
Originally Posted By Slayfan21:
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i407/slayfan21/100_2131.jpg


Not sure if my entry counts


Adorable!

Kittens shouldn't count. Even the ugliest kittens will win.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 12:04:44 PM
Originally Posted By Razoreye:
Originally Posted By Slayfan21:
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i407/slayfan21/100_2131.jpg


Not sure if my entry counts


Adorable!

Kittens shouldn't count. Even the ugliest kittens will win.


Kittens pics will count in the pussy pic contest.

Slayfan21 pic is in! Yes it does count.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 12:46:17 PM
[Last Edit: 12/17/2012 1:04:02 PM by LuckyDucky]
Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG:
Originally Posted By Razoreye:
Originally Posted By Slayfan21:
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i407/slayfan21/100_2131.jpg


Not sure if my entry counts


Adorable!

Kittens shouldn't count. Even the ugliest kittens will win.


Kittens pics will count in the pussy pic contest.

Slayfan21 pic is in! Yes it does count.


Ok, I updated the OP. OTHER COMPETITORS, make sure to indicate which picture is your entry because you can only have one picture. Otherwise,I'll choose.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 12:51:10 PM
If I were a woman I would be a lesbian. An insatiable one.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 12:59:40 PM
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Posted: 12/17/2012 1:02:09 PM
This is my official entry photo.

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And I will stand in solidarity with my overgroomed sister - BigEasySnow
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Posted: 12/17/2012 1:40:36 PM
sorry fellas, wrong kind of pussy in this thread, I'm out.
Gotta get me my Boats 'n Hoes.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 1:54:01 PM
They are very hairy!
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70's style...
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:02:54 PM
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/winstonsmith7/photo-small-2.jpg

70's style...


You have a fat, hairy pussy
Bras are just shoes for my tits.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:08:26 PM
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:08:52 PM
My pussy, Hank.

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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:13:15 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/winstonsmith7/photo-small-2.jpg

70's style...


You have a fat, hairy pussy


She's all of 9lbs. It's all fluff.

Sweetest, gentlest, most personable pussy I've ever known too. Love that little girl.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:24:04 PM
Voting is live!
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:30:38 PM
Winston Smith's cat looks like Wilford Brimley.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:32:27 PM
XCR because she followed arfcom rules and had foot in pic
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:32:43 PM
I voted for Safe Kitteh!
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:35:55 PM
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Voting is live!


poll fail, no option for pie



























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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:45:27 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/winstonsmith7/photo-small-2.jpg

70's style...


You have a fat, hairy pussy

Looks like it's spanking the monkey too.

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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:45:43 PM
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My pussy, Hank.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff1/born2lose76/cats/photo1.jpg


Sir, your pussy looks ... dead.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:57:54 PM
I gotta go with Razoreye's pussy. It looked like it had the most spunk.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:59:07 PM
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/winstonsmith7/photo-small-2.jpg

70's style...


You have a fat, hairy pussy

Looks like it's spanking the monkey too.



We raised her on old "Married with Children" episodes. She's just pullin a Bundy.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 2:59:37 PM
i will go with walkingdead....


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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:01:33 PM
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I gotta go with Razoreye's pussy. It looked like it had the most spunk.















My pussy has tons of spunk. Lil bugger!
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:06:51 PM
Reposting one per contest rules . . .



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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:09:27 PM
Vote for me!!! Slayfan's cat is a robot. I heard it on the grapevine.
Bras are just shoes for my tits.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:15:01 PM
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Reposting one per contest rules . . .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484407_112034435606634_286071075_n.jpg



*Gasp! The pussy has a monkey! My mind is blown!
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Posted: 12/17/2012 3:29:53 PM
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If I were a woman, I'd be busy making use of my assets to acquire guns.


If you were a woman Grin we would have to beat you with an ugly stick just to get an improvement.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 7:53:50 PM
Leading by one point!!! Yesss!!! Vote for me! Vote for my tri-colored, retarded pussy!!!
Bras are just shoes for my tits.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 7:55:48 PM
Damnit, how does one compete with a glamour shot of kittens?

I might have something somewhere. ARrrrgh.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 7:59:49 PM
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
My pussy:

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z120/planejanel/photo-1.jpg


ETA: Oops, wrong pussy. Here you go. Sorry.



I imagine you making this face in response to some of the posters on arfcom.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 8:00:27 PM
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Lol oops
Bras are just shoes for my tits.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 8:04:46 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/winstonsmith7/photo-small-2.jpg

70's style...


You have a fat, hairy pussy


Hell, that pussy even plays with itself.
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Posted: 12/17/2012 8:05:04 PM
well damn, I didnt even know mine would fly, but It looks like I may be in the lead.........
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Posted: 12/17/2012 8:10:29 PM
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Vote for me!!! Slayfan's cat is a robot. I heard it on the grapevine.


Damn best robot pussy evar, and way cheaper than those new real Dolls









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Posted: 12/17/2012 8:13:20 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Leading by one point!!! Yesss!!! Vote for me! Vote for my tri-colored, retarded pussy!!!


Tri-colored? That's a new one...
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Posted: 12/17/2012 8:16:30 PM
Originally Posted By coaster:
Originally Posted By Razoreye:
Originally Posted By coaster:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By RTUtah:
Thought I was the only ARFcommer to notice this. The second a chick walks into a thread, she steals the show. Easily the most quoted poster in that thread from there on. Seen't it, over and over.


Maybe our weird female thoughts stand out from the pack? Like athiests and Libertarians stand out?


I wonder what they would say about a female Libertarian? My name is neutral, my thoughts are both based on emotion and logic, and I am very happily married woman.

To make matters even worse, I recycle, eat and grow organic food, own many guns, drive a bad ass car, hug trees, believe in legalizing marijuana, could care less about gay marriage, believe strongly in God, am a fiscal conservative, and.....I have cats....AHHHHHHH

ETA: How is that for a thread killer?


You would be perfect. I'm atheist but that doesn't matter. The rest sounds awesome. And in FLorida.

But my skepticism says otherwise.

PS - I bet my cat is better than yours. Thank wingnutx and his wife zombie_kitten for my kitty.


Yeah, my husband thought I would be perfect too!

No, you cat is not better than my cats. I have two Maine Coons....and a really funny male stray we drug in a few months ago.

Skepticism....shouldn't you be an agnostic instead of an atheist?


PICS!!!!!
I just want to go on record here and say that I never called RN crazy, nor did I agree with you when you called her crazy. Just to be clear. -BES
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