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Link Posted: 12/16/2012 4:58:10 PM EDT
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Shit, it's a woman thread now. Bug squisher? That was always my job. Though I sprayed and prevented those fuckers. Trash taker outer? I always do my own trash and clean and cook. Fuck, I guess I need a vagina.


You don't need one of those kind sir, you need to marry yourself.


Yeah, well I am not opposed to being alone. Sure would be nice to have sex with a woman now and then. I guess that's what strange is for and that gets tiresome. I'm fucking odd and stupid that way. Meh, it's whatever.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:09:31 PM EDT
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Thought I was the only ARFcommer to notice this.  The second a chick walks into a thread, she steals the show.  Easily the most quoted poster in that thread from there on.  Seen't it, over and over.


Maybe our weird female thoughts stand out from the pack? Like athiests and Libertarians stand out?


I wonder what they would say about a female Libertarian?  My name is neutral, my thoughts are both based on emotion and logic, and I am very happily married woman.

To make matters even worse, I recycle, eat and grow organic food, own many guns, drive a bad ass car, hug trees, believe in legalizing marijuana, could care less about gay marriage, believe strongly in God, am a fiscal conservative, and.....I have cats....AHHHHHHH

ETA: How is that for a thread killer?


You would be perfect. I'm atheist but that doesn't matter. The rest sounds awesome. And in FLorida.

But my skepticism says otherwise.

PS - I bet my cat is better than yours. Thank wingnutx and his wife zombie_kitten for my kitty.


Yeah, my husband thought I would be perfect too!

No, you cat is not better than my cats.  I have two Maine Coons....and a really funny male stray we drug in a few months ago.  

Skepticism....shouldn't you be an agnostic instead of an atheist?

Your husband is... fuck I don't know. I don't know him so I can't make a judgment. Even if I did.

Now cats, well I have no idea what my cat is. It's feral off the streets of Phoenix and a sweetie pie. She is absolutely awesome!

And skeptics would be atheist. Indecisive would be agnostic. I know there isn't any god. But that's neither here nor there.

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Well, my husband is pretty awesome, so you can take my word for it.

Stray cats are the best, all three of ours are strays with pitiful tales of woe.

Not to detract from the thread, but I thought that you were referring to skepticism in a colloquial sense - referring to the veracity of my self description - and I was teasing you by extending it to the agnostic stance.  I know see that you meant a more philosophically based skepticism (hence the true agnostic stance) rather than in colloquial sense.  
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:11:12 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:11:28 PM EDT
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Nearly half way to 10 ladies. Keep it up!

We have to continue to talk about stupid garbage to keep the mods off the sent of a +1 thread.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:12:40 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


She's just precious. I want to snuggle her.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:12:59 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Holy shit! I jut shoot orange juice with Emergency vitamin C out my nose! It burnnnnnssss!!!

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:13:10 PM EDT
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Nearly half way to 10 ladies. Keep it up!

We have to continue to talk about stupid garbage to keep the mods off the sent of a +1 thread.



I can post some pics of Rictus if you really want to get the party started.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:13:46 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


She's just precious. I want to snuggle her.


She lies there, every morning, rolling around and purring while she watches me do my hair and makeup. It's freaking adorable.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:14:05 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Your pussy upside down.  You may want to have that checked out.


Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:14:20 PM EDT
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Thought I was the only ARFcommer to notice this.  The second a chick walks into a thread, she steals the show.  Easily the most quoted poster in that thread from there on.  Seen't it, over and over.


Maybe our weird female thoughts stand out from the pack? Like athiests and Libertarians stand out?


I wonder what they would say about a female Libertarian?  My name is neutral, my thoughts are both based on emotion and logic, and I am very happily married woman.

To make matters even worse, I recycle, eat and grow organic food, own many guns, drive a bad ass car, hug trees, believe in legalizing marijuana, could care less about gay marriage, believe strongly in God, am a fiscal conservative, and.....I have cats....AHHHHHHH

ETA: How is that for a thread killer?


You would be perfect. I'm atheist but that doesn't matter. The rest sounds awesome. And in FLorida.

But my skepticism says otherwise.

PS - I bet my cat is better than yours. Thank wingnutx and his wife zombie_kitten for my kitty.


Yeah, my husband thought I would be perfect too!

No, you cat is not better than my cats.  I have two Maine Coons....and a really funny male stray we drug in a few months ago.  

Skepticism....shouldn't you be an agnostic instead of an atheist?

Your husband is... fuck I don't know. I don't know him so I can't make a judgment. Even if I did.

Now cats, well I have no idea what my cat is. It's feral off the streets of Phoenix and a sweetie pie. She is absolutely awesome!

And skeptics would be atheist. Indecisive would be agnostic. I know there isn't any god. But that's neither here nor there.

the
Well, my husband is pretty awesome, so you can take my word for it.

Stray cats are the best, all three of ours are strays with pitiful tales of woe.

Not to detract from the thread, but I thought that you were referring to skepticism in a colloquial sense - referring to the veracity of my self description - and I was teasing you by extending it to the agnostic stance.  I know see that you meant a more philosophically based skepticism (hence the true agnostic stance) rather than in colloquial sense.  


Ah, wasn't expecting that. Well, you can culla me any which way you please. I'm an enigma in of itself.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:14:46 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Hang on, I'll upload my pussy that's waaaay better than your pussy.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:15:56 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Hang on, I'll upload my pussy that's waaaay better than your pussy.


Won't do you any good. My pussy is even festive.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:17:34 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.



http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Winnie!!



 
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:19:59 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Your pussy upside down.  You may want to have that checked out.



Sometimes it's better to look at it that way.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:20:37 PM EDT
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Most likely.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:21:11 PM EDT
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Nearly half way to 10 ladies. Keep it up!

We have to continue to talk about stupid garbage to keep the mods off the sent of a +1 thread.



I can post some pics of Rictus if you really want to get the party started.


I'm not sure who that is, ... but it sounds fun!
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:22:59 PM EDT
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Nearly half way to 10 ladies. Keep it up!



We have to continue to talk about stupid garbage to keep the mods off the sent of a +1 thread.







I can post some pics of Rictus if you really want to get the party started.




I'm not sure who that is, ... but it sounds fun!


 It is most fun



 
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:25:00 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


She's just precious. I want to snuggle her.


She lies there, every morning, rolling around and purring while she watches me do my hair and makeup. It's freaking adorable.


I do the same thing when my wife is putting on her makeup and getting dressed. It's the only time I act like a pussy. But in my defense, she usually does her makeup topless.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:25:56 PM EDT
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Awesome Pussy here.









I hope it resizes.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:26:17 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Your pussy upside down.  You may want to have that checked out.



Sometimes it's better to look at it that way.


I like the way you think, sir.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:26:47 PM EDT
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It seems like Sunday turned into Caturday.


Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:27:14 PM EDT
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It's like your pussy is inside a pussy.  Mind=blown.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:27:29 PM EDT
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When she was a babe.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:28:02 PM EDT
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Responding to the title of the thread..................if I were a girl I'd kiss Katy Perry.  
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:28:14 PM EDT
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It's like your pussy is inside a pussy.  Mind=blown.


Okay, I totally laughed.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:28:26 PM EDT
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Double.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:30:42 PM EDT
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How big would your tits be?


This.  We'd need pictures to decide.  
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:32:33 PM EDT
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I don't start many threads, but I don't think I've ever had one go ten pages.  Of course, I'm a broke-down, wore-out old woman.


But we love you, because you tell it like it is...  
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:39:05 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Hang on, I'll upload my pussy that's waaaay better than your pussy.


Won't do you any good. My pussy is even festive.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/479959_231183360348689_243934732_n.jpg


Pffft, I take your menial attempt at decorative and give you a programming cat!





Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:41:41 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Your pussy upside down.  You may want to have that checked out.




Is XCR Australian? It's kind of sideways too.... Australasian?

"You call that a cat? This is a cat!"
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:50:59 PM EDT
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Pffft, I take your menial attempt at decorative and give you a programming cat!


It's not even a contest. We both know this.


Baby Winnie




Winnie a few minutes ago
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:52:23 PM EDT
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Pffft, I take your menial attempt at decorative and give you a programming cat!


It's not even a contest. We both know this.


Baby Winnie
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/398933_133375440129482_1327154375_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/527334_133375526796140_1690018257_n.jpg

Winnie a few minutes ago
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/458668_233679356765756_160889900_o.jpg


Fuck, that's a fine cute pussy you got. Unfortunately, mine is 600 miles away for another week. Otherwise, you'd get some fresh pussy to frolick in.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:54:48 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg


Your pussy upside down.  You may want to have that checked out.




Is XCR Australian? It's kind of sideways too.... Australasian?

"You call that a cat? This is a cat!"


It would be, "Rue car dat ra cat mate? Diss is ra cat!"  

My sorry attempt at an Auzy Asian.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:54:54 PM EDT
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Yes. The leg humpers here are known far and wide across the Internet.



The smarter females pick a gender neutral name. The ones that want attention pick one like GoldenTits.


By that logic, wouldn't the truly devious ones pick a male name?



How you doin'?

 
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 5:59:43 PM EDT
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are we comparing pussies? My pussy is better than all your pussies.



http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/55857_231373026996389_1476174463_o.jpg




Hang on, I'll upload my pussy that's waaaay better than your pussy.




Won't do you any good. My pussy is even festive.



http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/479959_231183360348689_243934732_n.jpg
You've Vajazzled your cat.



Poor pussy.





 
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:09:08 PM EDT
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Pffft, I take your menial attempt at decorative and give you a programming cat!


It's not even a contest. We both know this.


Baby Winnie
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/398933_133375440129482_1327154375_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/527334_133375526796140_1690018257_n.jpg

Winnie a few minutes ago
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/458668_233679356765756_160889900_o.jpg


Winn-ing!
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:09:25 PM EDT
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XCR - did you not think my pussy cute?
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:09:55 PM EDT
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My pussy.

Lucy (Lucretia MacEvil), Japanese Bobtail . . .






And some really old pics . . .





She kept curling up in open (expensive!) guitar cases so I just made one into a bed for her.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:11:45 PM EDT
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This thread smells like................win.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:17:40 PM EDT
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I rather have a tail, but that coloring is adorable. You have a beautiful pussy!
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:36:32 PM EDT
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I rather have a tail, but that coloring is adorable. You have a beautiful pussy!




Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:39:37 PM EDT
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Ok! Lets have a contest! Post your best pussy pic. We'll vote as to who has the best looking pussy.

Rules!

1. Pussy pics must be posted in the "LD post whore to 10 pages" thread.
2. One pussy pic per entry.
3. Pussy pics must be in before the thread reaches to 10 pages. Or when someone decides it over.
4. The pussy must be yours.

Winner gets whatever crap I dig up. Bottle of dillo dust and a dillo are in. And whatever else I can find that will fit in a flat rate box.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:47:19 PM EDT
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Ok! Lets have a contest! Post your best pussy pic. We'll vote as to who has the best looking pussy.

Rules!

1. Pussy pics must be posted in the "LD post whore to 10 pages" thread.
2. One pussy pic per entry.
3. Pussy pics must be in before the thread reaches to 10 pages. Or when someone decides it over.
4. The pussy must be yours.

Winner gets whatever crap I dig up. Bottle of dillo dust and a dillo are in. And whatever else I can find that will fit in a flat rate box.


Once we get to 10 different participants, I'll add a poll.

Keep a list for me wouldja?



Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:48:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/16/2012 6:59:57 PM EDT
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Whatever. My pussy is soft, fuzzy, smells good, and is cute. Bugger all you haters.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 7:00:43 PM EDT
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Here's my Pussy....Learning to wipe front to back

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Link Posted: 12/16/2012 7:01:30 PM EDT
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Ok! Lets have a contest! Post your best pussy pic. We'll vote as to who has the best looking pussy.

Rules!

1. Pussy pics must be posted in the "LD post whore to 10 pages" thread.
2. One pussy pic per entry.
3. Pussy pics must be in before the thread reaches to 10 pages. Or when someone decides it over.
4. The pussy must be yours.

Winner gets whatever crap I dig up. Bottle of dillo dust and a dillo are in. And whatever else I can find that will fit in a flat rate box.


Once we get to 10 different participants, I'll add a poll.

Keep a list for me wouldja?





Will do.

Snow, really? This isn't a joke. Serous pussy contest here! So give us your best shot.
Link Posted: 12/16/2012 7:42:03 PM EDT
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hello everyone.......i am a girl......

http://www.freewebs.com/violetbrator/Violet%20New%20Face.jpg


Did you forget to log in under your Snowleopard account?


ETA, an Arfthread full of pussy and it's the kind I'm allergic to.

Link Posted: 12/16/2012 7:59:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/16/2012 8:01:02 PM EDT
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Bottom of four.
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