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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:04:13 PM EDT
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And people say it ain't worth shit!
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:10:03 PM EDT
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I heard an interview with the guy from Pawn Stars that pimps wear gold chains to use as currency exchange amongst themselves because any cash they have when they are arrested can be forfieghted as profits from illegal activity. However, chains are personal jewelry and are not subject to forfeight.
So Jake the Pimp lost 1/2 a gold chian? Mmmmm? [BD} 
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:27:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:38:16 PM EDT
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I heard an interview with the guy from Pawn Stars that pimps wear gold chains to use as currency exchange amongst themselves because any cash they have when they are arrested can be forfieghted as profits from illegal activity. However, chains are personal jewelry and are not subject to forfeight. So Jake the Pimp lost 1/2 a gold chian? Mmmmm? [BD} 
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:49:14 PM EDT
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Give you $5 for it. 10and I'll pan it out. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:52:57 PM EDT
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Don't let her have any corn fools gold for a day or two.
That dog will pass that little old piece of chain no problem, is my bet and I have spent thousands getting things out of dogs. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:57:18 PM EDT
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Give you $5 for it. 10and I'll pan it out. $15 |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 2:08:39 PM EDT
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This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost.. Drama queen much? My Wife used to work at a vet emergency clinic. They would get a dog with intestinal damage due to a foreign object, open it up, and have to euthenize it if the intestines were damaged too badly. A common occurance. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:07:12 PM EDT
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Is your dog named Disco?
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:30:41 PM EDT
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Hydrogen Peroxide is your friend
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:32:37 PM EDT
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Frying up some wild hog sausage and a cough drop slipped out of my mouth when I was talking and my dog just ate it, wasnt what he thought it was
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:40:40 PM EDT
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It would take the Hoffman crew all summer to get that back.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:40:51 PM EDT
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Give you $5 for it. 10and I'll pan it out. $15 I'll give you 5% over what the gold place will give you. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:48:36 PM EDT
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Does he squeak?
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:50:12 PM EDT
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You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines. you would be shocked at the shit a dog eats and passes. unless its MR T's gold chain, odds are good it will be ok. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 6:15:13 PM EDT
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I guess this makes you a gold digger. Scooper |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 6:19:41 PM EDT
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Give you $5 for it. 10and I'll pan it out. $15 I'll give you 5% over what the gold place will give you. 6% over and Shipping |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 6:23:06 PM EDT
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Give you $5 for it. 10and I'll pan it out. $15 I'll give you 5% over what the gold place will give you. 6% over and Shipping 7% over plus shipping and a 10 rd H&K usp9 fullsize mag |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 6:23:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/8/2012 6:31:27 PM EDT
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Give you $5 for it. 10and I'll pan it out. $15 I'll give you 5% over what the gold place will give you. 6% over and Shipping 7% over plus shipping and a 10 rd H&K usp9 fullsize mag 5% over and my autograph |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 8:46:11 PM EDT
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Jake, I know it is your dog and you know him best. I hope he passes it fine, but if shows signs of intestinal blockage please take it in.
Signs are loss of appetite, problems defecating, vomiting, fever and pain. I have seen a few dogs die because of this. Hope it works out okay. Where the hell are the dinner pics lately?  ETA: Why do you have a gold donkey rope in this day in age? |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 8:49:01 PM EDT
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expensive shit
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Posted: 12/8/2012 8:49:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hydrogen Peroxide is your friend A tablespoon per 10lbs of body weight I believe? I have used this to great effect on my dogs. I have a syringe marked for their weight I use. Stick in their mouth, massage their stomach (you can feel it usually) and bam! Vomit. I only use this if they JUST swallowed something. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 8:54:08 PM EDT
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5% over and my autograph 6% plus shipping plus balkans battlefield AK stock set |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 8:56:54 PM EDT
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5% over and my autograph 6% plus shipping plus balkans battlefield AK stock set 6% plus some of my pubic hair on the packing tape 
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Posted: 12/8/2012 8:58:07 PM EDT
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It will be rare like Elephant poop coffee
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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:02:50 PM EDT
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Wait is this a mans measurements or standard length?
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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:06:10 PM EDT
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5% over and my autograph 6% plus shipping plus balkans battlefield AK stock set 6% plus some of my pubic hair on the packing tape 5.5%, and a giant box of DVDs, 7% porn. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:08:29 PM EDT
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5% over and my autograph 6% plus shipping plus balkans battlefield AK stock set 6% plus some of my pubic hair on the packing tape 5.5%, and a giant box of DVDs, 7% porn. 6% an no midget tranny scat porn like the other guy would send. |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:08:38 PM EDT
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Sounds like you can polish a turd.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:10:15 PM EDT
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Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What? Avi: Look in the dog. Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?" Avi: I mean open him up. Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"? |
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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:18:08 PM EDT
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5.5%, and a giant box of DVDs, 7% porn. 6% an no midget tranny scat porn like the other guy would send. 6.5%, lightly used "under the bed restraint system" LNIB, and 15 rds of once fired .50 brass. |
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Posted: 12/9/2012 3:57:56 AM EDT
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You can change his name to Spot.
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Posted: 12/9/2012 4:01:26 AM EDT
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Well that's one way to try out gold mining I suppose...
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Posted: 12/9/2012 5:21:12 AM EDT
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Update OP...
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Posted: 12/9/2012 6:38:10 AM EDT
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5.5%, and a giant box of DVDs, 7% porn. 6% an no midget tranny scat porn like the other guy would send. 6.5%, lightly used "under the bed restraint system" LNIB, and 15 rds of once fired .50 brass. 
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Posted: 12/9/2012 6:58:32 AM EDT
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Well, it IS a Golden Retriever!
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Posted: 12/9/2012 7:15:16 AM EDT
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Update OP... I'll try an tiptoe my way around the CoC. UPDATE DAY 1 Midas has not yet graced my dogs arse. Her nether regions have not relinquished the bullion. Dog ate a full dinner & breakfast and drank plenty of water. |
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Posted: 12/9/2012 7:25:39 PM EDT
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My dog took an 18k crap tonight.
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Posted: 12/9/2012 7:28:14 PM EDT
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Panting for gold?
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Posted: 12/9/2012 7:31:01 PM EDT
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It's gonna be funny as hell if you go to sell that gold and the buyer is an Arfcommer.
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Posted: 12/9/2012 7:41:33 PM EDT
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It's gonna be funny as hell if you go to sell that gold and the buyer is an Arfcommer. The other guys may have been joking with his offers, but I'm still serious.
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Posted: 12/9/2012 7:54:48 PM EDT
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Don't kill the dog that sh*ts gold.
. I knew everything would come out fine.
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Posted: 12/10/2012 6:58:54 AM EDT
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I wonder what stomach acid does to gold? Compared to the part that didn't go through the dog, the "used" one is much cleaner and sparkly. 
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Posted: 12/10/2012 7:07:31 AM EDT
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In before the EE listing
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Posted: 12/10/2012 7:12:15 AM EDT
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Glad everything panned out for you.
My dog loved to eat...everything. Once, he was dragging his ass all over the backyard, trying to pass something. A peice of cloth has hanging out...I put on the old work gloves...it was a dishtowel. He loved my wife's underwear. Can't tell you how many pair he ate. Dogs are strange, lol. |
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Posted: 12/10/2012 7:16:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: It would take the Hoffman crew all summer to get that back. |
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