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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:05:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2012 7:24:36 PM EDT by JakeThePimp]
My wife got me a 18k gold chain way back in the day when such things were still fashionable (and gold was cheap). Kept it in a jewelry box on my nightstand. My 4 year old daughter was fishing through it and somehow fed it to the dog.

Dog ate over half of it and left part of it on the ground with teeth marks. Now I have to follow the dog around for the next day or two for several hundred dollars in gold. Fantastic.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:06:21 AM EDT
Better you than me
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:06:55 AM EDT
Poop thread!
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:08:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
My wife got me a 18k gold chain way back in the day when such things were still fashionable...


I'm pretty sure that hast been since about the year 600 AD
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:08:43 AM EDT
Shitty deal......

Bummer.....

What a crappy job......

Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:12:42 AM EDT
There is gold in them thar feces!

It make take longer than you think.



A wood Popsicle stick takes over 10 days.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:13:49 AM EDT
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:15:40 AM EDT
Everything will come out allright in the end.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:15:49 AM EDT
3 days.

My dog ate a popsicle stick once, 3 days later it was out in the yard.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:16:25 AM EDT
How to!





Pan that poop and get your gold back.



Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:17:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:18:20 AM EDT
You now have a dog that shits gold.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:19:25 AM EDT



Every cloud turd has a silver gold lining.

Win.


Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:19:26 AM EDT
One man's crap is another man's treasure.


Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:20:40 AM EDT
i hope he'll shit you tiffany cufflinks.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:20:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Smashy:
One man's dog's crap is another man's treasure.




FIFY
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:20:45 AM EDT
You are going to need a netal detector for the dog, a pooper scooper, and )glove (optional).

Just like the ARFKID who ate the penny
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:22:03 AM EDT
Most expensive turd in the neighborhood. And YOU get to hold and enjoy it first!! LOL

Del
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:25:39 AM EDT
I guess this makes you a gold digger.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:27:37 AM EDT
You are going to need a netal detector for the dog, a pooper scooper, and )glove (optional).

Just like the ARFKID who ate the penny
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:29:28 AM EDT
You should ask the Gold Rush TV show guys to come do a special at your house.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:30:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:30:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:38:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:47:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By KCHawg:




Delicious chocolate.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 9:48:52 AM EDT
funny shit.

in!
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 10:02:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By littlebeavis:
Poop thread!


Gilded poop thread

Link Posted: 12/8/2012 10:03:45 AM EDT
This thread was right under the Gold Rush herp derp thread. I should of gotten a screen shot.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 10:04:30 AM EDT
take the whole thing to a Cash 4 gold place
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 10:16:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 10:17:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Star_Scream:
take the whole thing to a Cash 4 gold place


came here to post this
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:20:57 AM EDT
Get the five tola bars next time.
They're designed to fit up your ass.
(Or the dogs)
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:27:17 AM EDT
Wait for it,













It will work out in the end
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:27:36 AM EDT
User name + Gold chain = Win

Watch your pinky rings, OP
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:29:27 AM EDT
If you're in Colorado, I'll pick up the dog. You can have it back after he shits out the gold.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:30:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:30:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

this, prepare for an XRAY and maybe emergency surgery or an agonizing painful death of your dog.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:30:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:32:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By krpind:
I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?


Nothing.

Smelt the dog.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:34:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By krpind:
I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?


I don't think anything, gold is a pretty stable metal. The stuff they put it through to separate it from everything else is pretty crazy so I don't think stomach acid will bother it at all.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:40:16 AM EDT
Just pray he doesn't crawl under the fence to take a poop in your neighbors yard.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 11:44:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dillweed:


This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..


Drama queen much?

Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:09:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.


LOL

I love the commercial where the guy holds his dog up to the car door to lock it.



We had whole roasted chicken one night. We each thought the other had thrown out the carcass. The dog regurgitated the entire intact chicken three days later.

Tube socks have passed in wearable condition.

When we retiled our bathroom, every single tile spacer was missing and turned up in the yard over the next week.

An entire roll of dental floss...ewww

Nylons.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:23:01 PM EDT
Call the police...

Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:25:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ZombieHunter45:
Originally Posted By dillweed:


This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..


Drama queen much?



There is a big difference of eating small things and eating something that can cause the intestines to impact, cut, etc. I'd be very concerned over a 1' piece of metal going through my dog.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:29:40 PM EDT



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Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:31:11 PM EDT
Dag has expensive taste
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:32:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2012 12:42:09 PM EDT by JakeThePimp]
The rements of the chain:



The Culprit:

Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:35:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2012 12:37:13 PM EDT by Rhin0cerus]
Take dog to pawn shop.

Edit: Appears other have the same idea. Consensus?
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 12:53:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2012 12:54:15 PM EDT by TerryC]
The shit people are willing to go through for gold . . .


Link Posted: 12/8/2012 1:02:14 PM EDT
Give you $5 for it.
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