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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:05:04 PM
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My wife got me a 18k gold chain way back in the day when such things were still fashionable (and gold was cheap). Kept it in a jewelry box on my nightstand. My 4 year old daughter was fishing through it and somehow fed it to the dog.

Dog ate over half of it and left part of it on the ground with teeth marks. Now I have to follow the dog around for the next day or two for several hundred dollars in gold. Fantastic.
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Poop thread!
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:08:25 PM
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
My wife got me a 18k gold chain way back in the day when such things were still fashionable...


I'm pretty sure that hast been since about the year 600 AD
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:08:43 PM
Shitty deal......

Bummer.....

What a crappy job......

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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:12:42 PM
There is gold in them thar feces!

It make take longer than you think.



A wood Popsicle stick takes over 10 days.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:13:49 PM
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.
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Everything will come out allright in the end.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:15:49 PM
3 days.

My dog ate a popsicle stick once, 3 days later it was out in the yard.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:16:25 PM
How to!





Pan that poop and get your gold back.



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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:17:16 PM
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You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:18:20 PM
You now have a dog that shits gold.
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Win.


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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:19:26 PM
One man's crap is another man's treasure.


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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:20:40 PM
i hope he'll shit you tiffany cufflinks.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:20:44 PM
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One man's dog's crap is another man's treasure.




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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:20:45 PM
You are going to need a netal detector for the dog, a pooper scooper, and )glove (optional).

Just like the ARFKID who ate the penny
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Most expensive turd in the neighborhood. And YOU get to hold and enjoy it first!! LOL

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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:25:39 PM
I guess this makes you a gold digger.
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You are going to need a netal detector for the dog, a pooper scooper, and )glove (optional).

Just like the ARFKID who ate the penny
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:29:28 PM
You should ask the Gold Rush TV show guys to come do a special at your house.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:30:00 PM
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You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..
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Posted: 12/8/2012 1:48:52 PM
funny shit.

in!
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Posted: 12/8/2012 2:02:37 PM
Originally Posted By littlebeavis:
Poop thread!


Gilded poop thread

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Posted: 12/8/2012 2:03:45 PM
This thread was right under the Gold Rush herp derp thread. I should of gotten a screen shot.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 2:04:30 PM
take the whole thing to a Cash 4 gold place
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Originally Posted By Star_Scream:
take the whole thing to a Cash 4 gold place


came here to post this
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:20:57 PM
Get the five tola bars next time.
They're designed to fit up your ass.
(Or the dogs)
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:27:17 PM
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:27:36 PM
User name + Gold chain = Win

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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:29:27 PM
If you're in Colorado, I'll pick up the dog. You can have it back after he shits out the gold.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:30:01 PM
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.


LOL

I love the commercial where the guy holds his dog up to the car door to lock it.

ARFCOM.....Time well wasted.

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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:30:13 PM

Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

this, prepare for an XRAY and maybe emergency surgery or an agonizing painful death of your dog.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:30:50 PM
I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?
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I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?


Nothing.

Smelt the dog.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:34:30 PM
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I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?


I don't think anything, gold is a pretty stable metal. The stuff they put it through to separate it from everything else is pretty crazy so I don't think stomach acid will bother it at all.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:40:16 PM
Just pray he doesn't crawl under the fence to take a poop in your neighbors yard.
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Posted: 12/8/2012 3:44:18 PM
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This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..


Drama queen much?

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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Originally Posted By ACDer:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.


Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.


LOL

I love the commercial where the guy holds his dog up to the car door to lock it.



We had whole roasted chicken one night. We each thought the other had thrown out the carcass. The dog regurgitated the entire intact chicken three days later.

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Call the police...

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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:25:15 PM
Originally Posted By ZombieHunter45:
Originally Posted By dillweed:


This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..


Drama queen much?



There is a big difference of eating small things and eating something that can cause the intestines to impact, cut, etc. I'd be very concerned over a 1' piece of metal going through my dog.
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Dag has expensive taste
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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:32:04 PM
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The rements of the chain:



The Culprit:

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Posted: 12/8/2012 4:35:20 PM
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Take dog to pawn shop.

Edit: Appears other have the same idea. Consensus?
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The shit people are willing to go through for gold . . .


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Posted: 12/8/2012 5:02:14 PM
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