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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:54:22 PM
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Obviously they have coffins, which is actually quite rational and makes a lot of sense if you aren't wrapped with Reynolds, but just for shits and giggles I tried to look more into that whole guillotine thing and couldn't find one valid source. If they do, what's most likely the rational behind it? I get why it's important for them to have coffins, but I'm trying to think of why a guillotine would be useful. No I don't believe in FEMA camps or the NWO. I'm sure someone here smarter than me can give me a valid answer though.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:58:11 PM
What what?


Don't tell me you guys haven't heard of the guillotines. That's one of the things conspiracy nuts love to go on about. I'm just wondering if there's any proof they actually exist?
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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:59:04 PM
They really do have them. As a matter of fact a few months ago they came and abducted me, and used me to test them, they were very effective.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:59:08 PM
Source for fema head choppers. Never heard such nonsense.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 9:59:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
They really do have them. As a matter of fact a few months ago they came and abducted me, and used me to test them, they were very effective.


Did they give you one of the nice coffins at least?

Originally Posted By birddogz:
Source for fema head choppers.



That's kind of the whole point of this thread. I know FEMA has a huge stock of coffins. I mean they leave them out in the open. It's not like it's odd that FEMA would have coffins though, except the nuts out there can't accept the most obvious conclusion that in the event of a large disaster, FEMA's going to have to do something with the bodies.
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They keep them in their cattle cars to deal with recalcitrant inductees into the prison camps.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:02:26 PM
Is there any proof that they don't?
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Is there any proof that they don't?



They can't even make trailers right?
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:04:41 PM
I have (or had) a guillotine. I made a miniature guillotine for my French class in middle school. I think I chopped a hot dog or carrot with it.

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Originally Posted By LuckyDucky:
I have (or had) a guillotine. I made a miniature guillotine for my French class in middle school. I think I chopped a hot dog or carrot with it.



I have quite a few. They're cheap and cut cigars way better than the punches do.
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Whaaat? Are you kidding?

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Seriously? I mean forget whether they have them or not, show me where this is even a rumor.
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Is there any proof they do not have them?
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:08:10 PM
Originally Posted By Papaw:
Whaaat? Are you kidding?

Some folks'll believe ANYTHING.



I didn't say I believed they did. It's just that at least the whole "OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A BAJILLION COFFINS!" theory is based on fact, granted they horribly twist that fact to suit their retarded beliefs.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:09:39 PM
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In the absence of proof that they do not have them, I am simply going to have to assume they do.

Further, the silence of FEMA on this issue is telling. Surely, they are hiding something.
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They used to have a big stockpile, but efficiency experts realized that is wasteful. So now they have an ISO 9000 JIT manufacturing program for them.











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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:13:19 PM
Why have coffins? Just dig mass graves with a track hoe, push the bodies in, cover with lime then push the dirt back in. Yeah I have seen videos of these so called plastic coffins stacked like 10 feet high all nesting one inside the other. Has any conspiracy theory nut ever thought of pulling the paper label sticker off one or go looking for any manufacturer's marks/names?
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:13:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
In the absence of proof that they do not have them, I am simply going to have to assume the do.

Further, the silence of FEMA on this issue is telling. Surely, they are hiding something.



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Originally Posted By KarlRichter:
Why have coffins? Just dig mass graves with a track hoe, push the bodies in, cover with lime then push the dirt back in.



I hope my sarcasm meter's broken. There's a ton of reasons why FEMA just can't dump casualties of a natural or man made disaster into a hole and call it a day.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:20:44 PM
They have to lease them from the Masons.

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They have to lease them from the Masons.



Actually one of the nuts saw a truck that had FEMA coffins on it, and the driver happened to have a freemason sticker on it, so that is a legitimate theory now.
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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:24:07 PM
It's a fiscal CYA

If the disaster they respond to doesn't create enough bodies to fill the number of coffins on hand, they need a way to fill them. Otherwise they would have their funding for coffins reduced in the next annual budget.


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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:25:30 PM
Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By the_deer_hunter:
They have to lease them from the Masons.



Actually one of the nuts saw a truck that had FEMA coffins on it, and the driver happened to have a freemason sticker on it, so that is a legitimate theory now.


Have you ever seen a Mason drink water?
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Guillotines are slow. When the US government gets going, the killings will commence with rare efficiency.

I don't recommend the municipal water supply.

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If this shit were true there would be pictures all over google.

Do you honestly think that if they can't keep plastic coffins a secret that they would be able to keep something as big as a rolling boxcar of doom and death a secret?

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Posted: 12/5/2012 10:32:30 PM
Originally Posted By AeroE:
Guillotines are slow. When the US government gets going, the killings will commence with rare efficiency.

I don't recommend the municipal water supply.



Good thing I'm drinking this god fearing, grade A American bottled water that has nothing in it accept water... and magnesium sulfate... and potassium bicarbonate... and potassium chloride...


OH SHIT.

This could be worse than Y2K.
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Guillotines are slow. When the US government gets going, the killings will commence with rare efficiency.

I don't recommend the municipal water supply.



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I bet thats where all the Guillotines on Ebay come from!
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They probably have industrial bologna slicers.
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By the_deer_hunter:
They have to lease them from the Masons.



Actually one of the nuts saw a truck that had FEMA coffins on it, and the driver happened to have a freemason sticker on it, so that is a legitimate theory now.


Have you ever seen a Mason drink water?


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