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Posted: 11/13/2012 10:04:12 AM EST
How do you react?

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:04:31 AM EST
Better then dumbass.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:05:04 AM EST
When I used to hear that, it meant I'd said or done something bad.

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:05:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:05:32 AM EST
I don't.

Shit man, I call her dude sometimes.

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I guess you can call her chick..............

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:06:25 AM EST
I do not care if someone calls me dude...except my wife for some reason (that I am too stupid to figure out) but when I brought it up she said "ok" and has not done it since...

she is so awesome...
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Dude or "The Dude" ?

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:06:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
I don't.

Shit man, I call her dude sometimes.


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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:08:07 AM EST
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I do not care if someone calls me dude...except my wife for some reason (that I am too stupid to figure out) but when I brought it up she said "ok" and has not done it since...

she is so awesome...


it really bugs the shit out of me.

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:08:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By DCLXVI:
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I don't.

Shit man, I call her dude sometimes.


this


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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:09:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
Originally Posted By BURN:
I do not care if someone calls me dude...except my wife for some reason (that I am too stupid to figure out) but when I brought it up she said "ok" and has not done it since...

she is so awesome...


it really bugs the shit out of me.


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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:09:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
Originally Posted By BURN:
I do not care if someone calls me dude...except my wife for some reason (that I am too stupid to figure out) but when I brought it up she said "ok" and has not done it since...

she is so awesome...


it really bugs the shit out of me.


This.

My girlfriend does it every now and then and im just like wtf?

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:09:30 AM EST
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I don't.

Shit man, I call her dude sometimes.


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If she calls you dude you must piss on her to re-assert dominance.

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if that's the worst thing she ever does I'll be blessed
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:11:00 AM EST
She mostly calls me, "hey".

I call her, "cupcake"
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:11:41 AM EST
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If a girl randomly starts using a new word, it means she's picked it up from the other guy she's sleeping with. FACT. Time to dump her.









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Dude...I'll be upstairs...
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:15:50 AM EST
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My wife does that every once and a while. But usually in a "dude, I can't believe that!", or a "dude we need beer!" kind of comment. Not really calling me dude, just the general exclamation of dude.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:15:54 AM EST
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If she calls you dude you must piss on her to re-assert dominance.


Does it count if you piss on her in the shower?

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:16:52 AM EST
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When I used to hear that, it meant I'd said or done something bad.


Mine uses it when she feels I'm being more retardeder than usual.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:17:05 AM EST
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How do you react?


I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.
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is there supposed to be some sort of correct answer here?
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:17:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
How do you react?


I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.


Try cunt.
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Dude is an old cowboy term. I'd assume she was wanting some cowgirl action and get to work.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:19:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
How do you react?


I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.

Dude, chill.
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9 times out of 10,she needs to tell me something important. 1 of those times it is "dude,you did NOT..."

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Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
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Haha. I married a woman with class, not a high school student.

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:21:16 AM EST
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If she calls you dude you must piss on her to re-assert dominance.


This is what I do when I get upset at my wife......Yeah, not really, but it was a good thought.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:22:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
How do you react?


I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.

Dude, chill.


For real dude. She's pushing your buttons. You've got a big, silly, nonsensical button that she left alone when she had to, and now she's having fun hammering it and watching you squirm for no good fucking reason. She's torturing you with you.

But hey, I'm sure that's a lot of fun and feels great, so why not just stay oversensitive to the unimportant?

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:24:09 AM EST
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I grew up in the San Fernando Valley, so anybody else using 'dude' is just a Fast Times At Ridgemont High/Valley Girls wannabe.

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Originally Posted By all4freedom:
Dude is an old cowboy term. I'd assume she was wanting some cowgirl action and get to work.

Actually, a 'dude' is an ingrown hair, which could be on one's ass, especially if you spent your life sitting in the saddle. The cowboy slang derived from comparing a flatlander to that ingrown hair...both being a pain in the ass.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:26:44 AM EST
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I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.


i think it's insulting. i don't say "yo" or "dude" to her so i expect the same in return.

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People get upset over things like this?

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Means your chick has a little testosterone in them. Time to remind them who the man is.

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:45:44 AM EST
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I don't.

Shit man, I call her dude sometimes.


+1

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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:48:19 AM EST
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Originally Posted By tmleadr03:

Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
How do you react?


I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.

Dude, chill.


For real dude. She's pushing your buttons. You've got a big, silly, nonsensical button that she left alone when she had to, and now she's having fun hammering it and watching you squirm for no good fucking reason. She's torturing you with you.

But hey, I'm sure that's a lot of fun and feels great, so why not just stay oversensitive to the unimportant?


I understand why she is doing it.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:48:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Originally Posted By LibertarianYankee:
How do you react?


I get pissed off. I made it clear to my gf that she wasn't supposed to do it when we were together. We broke up a couple months ago and when she texts me she says dude. I've counted in 4 or 5 times and I know she does it because she knows how much that word makes me mad. I would probably do the same thing though if I knew she hated a word.


i think it's insulting. i don't say "yo" or "dude" to her so i expect the same in return.


I agree.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2012 10:49:19 AM EST
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I'd start calling her dude too.

She's either forgotten my name or she's trying to be funny.
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