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Posted: 11/12/2012 12:56:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2012 12:57:26 PM EDT by oldschool63]
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:57:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:08 PM EDT
This thread is very difficult and confusing to masturbate to
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:34 PM EDT
Rabies dickpick?
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


Serious question

Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:59:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke


I'm sure
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:01:16 PM EDT
Do you also like fish sticks?
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:01:22 PM EDT
this is officially weirder than the transgender kids in the other thread. you want to use coon penis to pick your teeth as a joke. Hope it kills at the improv
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:01:44 PM EDT
They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:02:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:02:58 PM EDT
If I ever play in another band, I now know what I'm going to call it.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:03:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By supermo:
They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...


I've heard of them being used for swizzle sticks, too. Google "raccoon baculum."
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:03:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:04:09 PM EDT
Just cut the bone out of its dick and sharpen the end after it has dried out good. I have never put on in my mouth but I used to leave one on my desk when I was selling cars just for a conversation piece. If I knew the customer would get a kick out of it I would tell them. If it was someone I knew it would piss of I would tell them it was a wingbone out of a turkey.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:04:26 PM EDT
Pics?


Wait, NVMND.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:05:48 PM EDT
No thanks. I'll pass.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:06:01 PM EDT
I have one, but not one made into a toothpick.

I ID'd it when someone was wearing it at the Wannamacher show in Tulsa.

The guy was so impressed I knew what it was, he gave it to me. Then they told me it was a fertility sign. I took it off immediately.

Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:06:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Originally Posted By supermo:
They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...


I've heard of them being used for swizzle sticks, too. Google "raccoon baculum."


swizzle sticks would be a good idea
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:07:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2012 1:08:58 PM EDT by bowbender7]
No, but I have a possum skull ballsack scratcher. Not to mention my great white shark jaw cockring.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:08:27 PM EDT
I use one.......

Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:08:49 PM EDT
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:09:57 PM EDT
No tooth picks in the old days that was it!
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:10:35 PM EDT
No tooth picks in the old days that was it!
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:10:39 PM EDT
IN before "I would suck on the last raccoon penis that was in her to get a taste"
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:14:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:16:54 PM EDT


Wow, I thought the OP's story was going to be some new variation of a Snipe but there it is.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:17:33 PM EDT
Fucking Texas
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:17:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MyName1sMud:
I use one.......



Fucking Mississippi
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:24:05 PM EDT
You like fish sticks?
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:27:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2012 1:27:56 PM EDT by oldschool63]
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By MyName1sMud:
I use one.......



Fucking Mississippi


Fucking Yankees
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:33:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.


Yes we will
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:39:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pcsutton:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html




Rub it a few times and it turns into a hiking staff!

Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:44:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vaux:
If I ever play in another band, I now know what I'm going to call it.



Coon Dick Toothpick? I like it!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:45:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By supermo:
They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...


Ah..so putting animal penises in your ears is kosher, but not your mouth. I'll never understand fashion...
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:48:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pcsutton:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html


Was scrolling through this thread to see if that was mentioned. Never knew it until we took my son's deer to the processor a couple weeks ago. The guy had several on a shelf and told me what they were and what he was going to make out of them. Thought it was pretty interesting.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:50:07 PM EDT
They had some weird shit like this on the show Oddities. I don't know why anyone would want to buy or possess something else's dick, but whatever floats your boat.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:51:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BOPHack:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.


Yes we will


+1
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:09:41 PM EDT
I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:14:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hillbilly69:
I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".


I don't hunt for coons but if I see one I shoot it they destroy my feeders
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:17:03 PM EDT
There is some cracker ass shit going down in this MF.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:22:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2012 2:22:46 PM EDT by Ponyboy]
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:23:10 PM EDT
This thread is dildoes animal peckers!
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:26:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2012 2:28:08 PM EDT by bigrob88]

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html



impressive... they also make them into dog chew toys
3' of bull "pizzle" as the package says
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:32:03 PM EDT
Popcorn Sutton used to use a raccoon dick at the mouth of his still to drip moonshine into the jars. I found it hilarious as everyone who drank his moonshine drank shine that had been run over a coon pecker!
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:32:35 PM EDT
We used to hunt them at my Grand pa's place in Sonora, TX and make tooth picks all the time. Kill the coon, cut the bone out, boil it to get the meat off, sharpen it and stick in your hat band. They are great conversation pieces/starters. Most people just stared and said "No Way!" when we told them what they were. My sister killed one that turned out to be a bout 5 inches long. We were all like "NO WAY!".
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:33:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gearhead1940:
Do you also like fish sticks?

I came here to post this.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:33:32 PM EDT
Would that make you a cock sucker then?
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:34:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg


This cannot be real
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:34:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg


An Arkansas Toothpick is a knife.
Link Posted: 11/12/2012 2:35:57 PM EDT
No thank's!
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