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Posted: 11/12/2012 11:56:31 AM EST
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Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 11:57:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?
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This thread is very difficult and confusing to masturbate to
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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 11:58:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke
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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 11:58:34 AM EST
Rabies dickpick?

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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 11:58:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


Serious question

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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 11:59:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
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Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke


I'm sure

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Do you also like fish sticks?

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this is officially weirder than the transgender kids in the other thread. you want to use coon penis to pick your teeth as a joke. Hope it kills at the improv

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They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...

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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:02:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:03:49 PM EST
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They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...


I've heard of them being used for swizzle sticks, too. Google "raccoon baculum."
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Just cut the bone out of its dick and sharpen the end after it has dried out good. I have never put on in my mouth but I used to leave one on my desk when I was selling cars just for a conversation piece. If I knew the customer would get a kick out of it I would tell them. If it was someone I knew it would piss of I would tell them it was a wingbone out of a turkey.
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I have one, but not one made into a toothpick.

I ID'd it when someone was wearing it at the Wannamacher show in Tulsa.

The guy was so impressed I knew what it was, he gave it to me. Then they told me it was a fertility sign. I took it off immediately.

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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:06:37 PM EST
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They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...


I've heard of them being used for swizzle sticks, too. Google "raccoon baculum."


swizzle sticks would be a good idea
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No, but I have a possum skull ballsack scratcher. Not to mention my great white shark jaw cockring.

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I use one.......

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They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html
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IN before "I would suck on the last raccoon penis that was in her to get a taste"
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Wow, I thought the OP's story was going to be some new variation of a Snipe but there it is.
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You like fish sticks?
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I use one.......



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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 12:33:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.


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They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html




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Coon Dick Toothpick? I like it!!!!!
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They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...


Ah..so putting animal penises in your ears is kosher, but not your mouth. I'll never understand fashion...

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http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html


Was scrolling through this thread to see if that was mentioned. Never knew it until we took my son's deer to the processor a couple weeks ago. The guy had several on a shelf and told me what they were and what he was going to make out of them. Thought it was pretty interesting.
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They had some weird shit like this on the show Oddities. I don't know why anyone would want to buy or possess something else's dick, but whatever floats your boat.
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Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?


no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.


Yes we will


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Link Posted: 11/12/2012 1:09:41 PM EST
I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".
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I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".


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I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

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This thread is dildoes animal peckers!
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Originally Posted By pcsutton:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html



impressive... they also make them into dog chew toys
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Popcorn Sutton used to use a raccoon dick at the mouth of his still to drip moonshine into the jars. I found it hilarious as everyone who drank his moonshine drank shine that had been run over a coon pecker!

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We used to hunt them at my Grand pa's place in Sonora, TX and make tooth picks all the time. Kill the coon, cut the bone out, boil it to get the meat off, sharpen it and stick in your hat band. They are great conversation pieces/starters. Most people just stared and said "No Way!" when we told them what they were. My sister killed one that turned out to be a bout 5 inches long. We were all like "NO WAY!".

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Do you also like fish sticks?

I came here to post this.

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I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg


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I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg


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